TheChaserHank

[anstrangeentity]

INTRO POST

Mostly My Version Of Chaser

Chaser’s pronouns: Any

A beast straight from hell hunting down any Hank it sees (except Skittles and Dope Hank)

It and The Auditor do not like eachother

nobody truly knows how or why this thing exists

(Interaction/in character posts are #An Strange Entity except right now)

Dope hank and Skittles (Skittles is a chubby character btw)

Their interactions will be #SillyHank and #Imtohigh

Dope Hank's pronouns: She/They

Skittles's Pronouns: They/Them

i lied that redesign is NAWT happening I'm to lazy bruh

[anstrangeentity]

Random ahh post

ngl i forgot about this blog for a little-

im back probably

[yet2bdamned]

you hear the sound of distant church bells chiming

Then chains breaking

The air seems heavier now

(im so good at starting interactions trust)

@anstrangeentity

Hm. Well this is quite concerning. I do not recall there being a church in my immediate vicinity. Or much of anything, really

[anstrangeentity]

Found you

It appeared from the shadows

So familiar yet so unfamiliar

[femboyhofnarrmacalroni]

Madcom fans will choose 1 character and make it their entire personality

[anstrangeentity]

So let me get this straight, you hunt down every single Hank

Even White Hank, Cringehank, and weed Hank

That isn’t very cool of you

Are you referring to the Green one as Weed Hank?

if so she’s right here and perfectly fine

Hi!

The stupid blue one is also here as much as i want him gone i’m not pissing off the crackhead back there

[theauditora-a-h-wnevada1337]

If you ever see Hank J. Wimbleton or his associates in the wild, do not pursue. Instead, take cover and call 133-787-213 to call in support by us. Any prank calls will be met with punishment.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

can i call.

[anstrangeentity]

Hank they will probably just kill you again

your behavior is quite concerning

[killingandviolencefan2002]

my.my behaviour is g.g.good. it called being a be.beautiful woman.

[anstrangeentity]

Sure i guess

If that’s what makes you happy

[theauditora-a-h-wnevada1337]

If you ever see Hank J. Wimbleton or his associates in the wild, do not pursue. Instead, take cover and call 133-787-213 to call in support by us. Any prank calls will be met with punishment.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

can i call.

[anstrangeentity]

Hank they will probably just kill you again

your behavior is quite concerning

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

hi. th.this animal you left.

its scaring me.

_ @killingandviolencefan2002

How so my dear friend..?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

its. wh.what. what if.

sorry.

what if it bites me.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-The salesman let out an annoyed sigh-

As I said before..

It doesn’t bite..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

people say that. that. all the time

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

Well, where is it..?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

the. the creature.

im not sure i think in the kitchen. i could ask.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

Sure, I’ll wait..

Besides..

I got allllll the time in the world..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

your making me anx.

the things under the couch. do you like. want it??? i still havent figured out what it is.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

I’ll gladly take it back

[killingandviolencefan2002]

wait dont. uhm. you dont have to right now.

nooo. no. noo

stop that.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-the salesman pauses before stopping-

But you asked if i wanted it back..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i meant if you like. needed it.

p.please take it

can you stop complaining.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

very well then..

So how has the loafling been..?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i dont know. how should i know.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

Right..

Well have you been treating it well?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

its just been around. i gave it ham. i guess

i r.r.ran away from it.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

that’s good!

and running away upsets it..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

it looks. it looks at me. i know it wants to hurt me. it knows theres something bad in m.m.my head. it hates me.

what.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

…uh

[anstrangeentity]

Hank it has not even looked at you

You’re being paranoid

This mfer just appeared out of thin air

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

another customer in need of a loafling?

[anstrangeentity]

Pretty sure the green one would want one

HI

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

in that case!

-The salesman grabs the loafling and puts it down in front of them-

What do we think of this cute lil thing then?

[anstrangeentity]

Awww it’s cute

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

hi. th.this animal you left.

its scaring me.

_ @killingandviolencefan2002

How so my dear friend..?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

its. wh.what. what if.

sorry.

what if it bites me.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-The salesman let out an annoyed sigh-

As I said before..

It doesn’t bite..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

people say that. that. all the time

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

Well, where is it..?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

the. the creature.

im not sure i think in the kitchen. i could ask.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

Sure, I’ll wait..

Besides..

I got allllll the time in the world..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

your making me anx.

the things under the couch. do you like. want it??? i still havent figured out what it is.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

I’ll gladly take it back

[killingandviolencefan2002]

wait dont. uhm. you dont have to right now.

nooo. no. noo

stop that.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-the salesman pauses before stopping-

But you asked if i wanted it back..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i meant if you like. needed it.

p.please take it

can you stop complaining.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

very well then..

So how has the loafling been..?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i dont know. how should i know.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

Right..

Well have you been treating it well?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

its just been around. i gave it ham. i guess

i r.r.ran away from it.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

that’s good!

and running away upsets it..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

it looks. it looks at me. i know it wants to hurt me. it knows theres something bad in m.m.my head. it hates me.

what.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

…uh

[anstrangeentity]

Hank it has not even looked at you

You’re being paranoid

This mfer just appeared out of thin air

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

another customer in need of a loafling?

[anstrangeentity]

Pretty sure the green one would want one

HI

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

hi. th.this animal you left.

its scaring me.

_ @killingandviolencefan2002

How so my dear friend..?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

its. wh.what. what if.

sorry.

what if it bites me.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-The salesman let out an annoyed sigh-

As I said before..

It doesn’t bite..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

people say that. that. all the time

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

Well, where is it..?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

the. the creature.

im not sure i think in the kitchen. i could ask.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

Sure, I’ll wait..

Besides..

I got allllll the time in the world..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

your making me anx.

the things under the couch. do you like. want it??? i still havent figured out what it is.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

I’ll gladly take it back

[killingandviolencefan2002]

wait dont. uhm. you dont have to right now.

nooo. no. noo

stop that.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-the salesman pauses before stopping-

But you asked if i wanted it back..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i meant if you like. needed it.

p.please take it

can you stop complaining.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

very well then..

So how has the loafling been..?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i dont know. how should i know.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

Right..

Well have you been treating it well?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

its just been around. i gave it ham. i guess

i r.r.ran away from it.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

that’s good!

and running away upsets it..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

it looks. it looks at me. i know it wants to hurt me. it knows theres something bad in m.m.my head. it hates me.

what.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

…uh

[anstrangeentity]

Hank it has not even looked at you

You’re being paranoid

This mfer just appeared out of thin air

[killingandviolencefan2002]

H.HOW WOULD YOU KNOW.

it has looked at her. not... any of that other stuff though

[anstrangeentity]

It doesn’t look capable of hurting you even if it wanted to

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

hi. th.this animal you left.

its scaring me.

_ @killingandviolencefan2002

How so my dear friend..?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

its. wh.what. what if.

sorry.

what if it bites me.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-The salesman let out an annoyed sigh-

As I said before..

It doesn’t bite..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

people say that. that. all the time

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

Well, where is it..?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

the. the creature.

im not sure i think in the kitchen. i could ask.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

Sure, I’ll wait..

Besides..

I got allllll the time in the world..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

your making me anx.

the things under the couch. do you like. want it??? i still havent figured out what it is.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

I’ll gladly take it back

[killingandviolencefan2002]

wait dont. uhm. you dont have to right now.

nooo. no. noo

stop that.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

-the salesman pauses before stopping-

But you asked if i wanted it back..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i meant if you like. needed it.

p.please take it

can you stop complaining.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

very well then..

So how has the loafling been..?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i dont know. how should i know.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

Right..

Well have you been treating it well?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

its just been around. i gave it ham. i guess

i r.r.ran away from it.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

that’s good!

and running away upsets it..

[killingandviolencefan2002]

it looks. it looks at me. i know it wants to hurt me. it knows theres something bad in m.m.my head. it hates me.

what.

[anxiouslyillustriousforce]

…uh

[anstrangeentity]

Hank it has not even looked at you

You’re being paranoid

This mfer just appeared out of thin air

[dustyaudi]

I got,,,.,,, hungry................................

Yknow that is one way to get rid of him

[anstrangeentity]

Very interesting method of destroying something

better question what’d it taste like

[sharpendflamez]

+ Frog to this blog

day 1

look at that thing dude. just look at it

[anstrangeentity]

I’m the frog anon :)

[killingandviolencefan2002]

can s.some one g.ge.get rid of me already -.-

[acid-the-employer]

I would gladly throw you out the window.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

REALLY

[acid-the-employer]

or cut your head off, like you did to me. But I feel like if I do the same thing you did to me then all the hatred’s gonna go away because I’ll be satisfied with getting even or whatever, and honestly me hating you and you hating me is kinda fun tbh.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

are. are you gonna kill me or what

[acid-the-employer]

sure.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i l.lived. PATHETIC

[acid-the-employer]

I wasn’t trained in killing people by throwing them out of windows! This is my first time doing this shit!

[killingandviolencefan2002]

WELL. MAYBE TR.TRY HARDER. NOW

[ink-the-escapee]

what the fuck are you two doing?????

[killingandviolencefan2002]

IM TRYING TO G.GET KILLED

[ink-the-escapee]

aren’t you, like, supposed to not do that?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

the wo.world is filled with tyrants who want con.control over my s3lf

oh nooo ha.hank dont dieeee we like youuuuu

and then its

im making it my on.only goal to hurt you and make your life miserable

i dont care. i dont CARE. im sick.

[anstrangeentity]

Oh Why Are They Doing That? That’s Rude

[killingandviolencefan2002]

everyone ha.hate me

[anstrangeentity]

I don’t hate you?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i dont kn.kn.know you so it doesnt count

[anstrangeentity]

I Know You Though

[killingandviolencefan2002]

WHY DO YOU KNOW ME CREEP

[anstrangeentity]

Cuz Like Everyone Knows You Dummy

[killingandviolencefan2002]

th.they dont know m.m.me personally. ive never talked to most people

[anstrangeentity]

We’ve spoken before though or did you forget that?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

can s.some one g.ge.get rid of me already -.-

[acid-the-employer]

I would gladly throw you out the window.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

REALLY

[acid-the-employer]

or cut your head off, like you did to me. But I feel like if I do the same thing you did to me then all the hatred’s gonna go away because I’ll be satisfied with getting even or whatever, and honestly me hating you and you hating me is kinda fun tbh.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

are. are you gonna kill me or what

[acid-the-employer]

sure.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i l.lived. PATHETIC

[acid-the-employer]

I wasn’t trained in killing people by throwing them out of windows! This is my first time doing this shit!

[killingandviolencefan2002]

WELL. MAYBE TR.TRY HARDER. NOW

[ink-the-escapee]

what the fuck are you two doing?????

[killingandviolencefan2002]

IM TRYING TO G.GET KILLED

[ink-the-escapee]

aren’t you, like, supposed to not do that?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

the wo.world is filled with tyrants who want con.control over my s3lf

oh nooo ha.hank dont dieeee we like youuuuu

and then its

im making it my on.only goal to hurt you and make your life miserable

i dont care. i dont CARE. im sick.

[anstrangeentity]

Oh Why Are They Doing That? That’s Rude

[killingandviolencefan2002]

everyone ha.hate me

[anstrangeentity]

I don’t hate you?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i dont kn.kn.know you so it doesnt count

[anstrangeentity]

I Know You Though

[killingandviolencefan2002]

WHY DO YOU KNOW ME CREEP

[anstrangeentity]

Cuz Like Everyone Knows You Dummy

[killingandviolencefan2002]

can s.some one g.ge.get rid of me already -.-

[acid-the-employer]

I would gladly throw you out the window.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

REALLY

[acid-the-employer]

or cut your head off, like you did to me. But I feel like if I do the same thing you did to me then all the hatred’s gonna go away because I’ll be satisfied with getting even or whatever, and honestly me hating you and you hating me is kinda fun tbh.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

are. are you gonna kill me or what

[acid-the-employer]

sure.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i l.lived. PATHETIC

[acid-the-employer]

I wasn’t trained in killing people by throwing them out of windows! This is my first time doing this shit!

[killingandviolencefan2002]

WELL. MAYBE TR.TRY HARDER. NOW

[ink-the-escapee]

what the fuck are you two doing?????

[killingandviolencefan2002]

IM TRYING TO G.GET KILLED

[ink-the-escapee]

aren’t you, like, supposed to not do that?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

the wo.world is filled with tyrants who want con.control over my s3lf

oh nooo ha.hank dont dieeee we like youuuuu

and then its

im making it my on.only goal to hurt you and make your life miserable

i dont care. i dont CARE. im sick.

[anstrangeentity]

Oh Why Are They Doing That? That’s Rude

[killingandviolencefan2002]

everyone ha.hate me

[anstrangeentity]

I don’t hate you?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i dont kn.kn.know you so it doesnt count

[anstrangeentity]

I Know You Though

[killingandviolencefan2002]

can s.some one g.ge.get rid of me already -.-

[acid-the-employer]

I would gladly throw you out the window.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

REALLY

[acid-the-employer]

or cut your head off, like you did to me. But I feel like if I do the same thing you did to me then all the hatred’s gonna go away because I’ll be satisfied with getting even or whatever, and honestly me hating you and you hating me is kinda fun tbh.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

are. are you gonna kill me or what

[acid-the-employer]

sure.

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i l.lived. PATHETIC

[acid-the-employer]

I wasn’t trained in killing people by throwing them out of windows! This is my first time doing this shit!

[killingandviolencefan2002]

WELL. MAYBE TR.TRY HARDER. NOW

[ink-the-escapee]

what the fuck are you two doing?????

[killingandviolencefan2002]

IM TRYING TO G.GET KILLED

[ink-the-escapee]

aren’t you, like, supposed to not do that?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

the wo.world is filled with tyrants who want con.control over my s3lf

oh nooo ha.hank dont dieeee we like youuuuu

and then its

im making it my on.only goal to hurt you and make your life miserable

i dont care. i dont CARE. im sick.

[anstrangeentity]

Oh Why Are They Doing That? That’s Rude

[killingandviolencefan2002]

everyone ha.hate me

[anstrangeentity]

I don’t hate you?