[yet2bdamned]

[this is a roleplay blog run by @daily-madcom-drawings btw!! I'll make a proper intro at some point eventually]

[hubris-and-malice]

h. hi

(scampers off from fear of clown. Because he's afraid of clowns and also. it's tricky)

- @I-suggest-torture2002

Ah, hello Sanford... Clown isn't here at the moment... Too busy bullying Hank I suspect.

[isuggest-torture2002]

(i may be toopid ooopps)

Oh okay... Hey Christoff. Hell're you doing on tumblr? Aren't you like, busy or something.

[hubris-and-malice]

I just... Wanted to see what the others were doing on here. There's a startling amount of you on here... And yes I am, but I'm not spending all of my time here. What about you?? What's so appealing about this place?

[isuggest-torture2002]

Wellllll, at first I was just here 'cause my pal Deimos is... But, yeah, I can't say I'm not... incredibly confused and curious about all the, uh. Alternate universes I think it was called?? It's... weird, seeing people who look like my colleagues but act... completely different.

[hubris-and-malice]

Mm. I can.... See Deimos being on here. And I heard about that... There's apparently another version of myself-? I've yet to meet him, but he doesn't sound anything like me, so. Mm.

[yet2bdamned]

You're a faggot Mr 2B

?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

th.thats what people us.used to call me in school.

[yet2bdamned]

Something tells me that is not a good thing

[yet2bdamned]

Does the SQ have any health benefits

Having a place to live and sleep is generally good for one's health, as is having access to food

[yet2bdamned]

You're a faggot Mr 2B

?

[yet2bdamned]

So how's work

The same it always is. Exhausting. Unfortunately, also incredibly important

[yet2bdamned]

you hear the sound of distant church bells chiming

Then chains breaking

The air seems heavier now

(im so good at starting interactions trust)

@anstrangeentity

Hm. Well this is quite concerning. I do not recall there being a church in my immediate vicinity. Or much of anything, really

[yet2bdamned]

It's funny you could decide a least valuable member but when asked for most suddenly it's they're all valuable. Cmon, you have better answers than that, surely.

If you want me to pick the most valuable member of my team I will pick myself, given that without me this team would fall apart. Is that what you want to hear?

[yet2bdamned]

Who are the most valuable members of your core team, past or present, and why?

Everyone on the core team is valuable. That is why they are on the core team. There are roles that need to be filled, and my closest associates are simply the best possible grunts for said jobs

[killingandviolencefan2002]

of y.you had to kill one of us wh.which one

[yet2bdamned]

Preferably none. Although, I suppose if it came down to it, Hank- that is, the Hank on my team- is the most logical answer. They can handle death, and I am already well aware how to repair and revive it when needed

[killingandviolencefan2002]

ooh. b.but what if. what if like. dead forever. still me. i mean them.

[yet2bdamned]

Hm, in that case this would be... More problematic. I would prefer to not permanently lose any more core members

It most likely would not be Hank, no. They have been invaluable to my work

But, I suppose, from a purely objective perspective, either the infiltrator or my assistant. Given that they are the two newest members on the team, and the tasks they do, their disappearance would be the easiest to do damage control for

[yet2bdamned]

Who are the most valuable members of your core team, past or present, and why?

Everyone on the core team is valuable. That is why they are on the core team. There are roles that need to be filled, and my closest associates are simply the best possible grunts for said jobs

[killingandviolencefan2002]

of y.you had to kill one of us wh.which one

[yet2bdamned]

Preferably none. Although, I suppose if it came down to it, Hank- that is, the Hank on my team- is the most logical answer. They can handle death, and I am already well aware how to repair and revive it when needed

[yet2bdamned]

Who are the most valuable members of your core team, past or present, and why?

Everyone on the core team is valuable. That is why they are on the core team. There are roles that need to be filled, and my closest associates are simply the best possible grunts for said jobs

[yet2bdamned]

What do you think of the nexus core?

Wasted potential. Even in its prime, the nexus core was a failure

These days they've been mosly taken care of, but the mess they made of Nevada will take years of focused cleanup to fix. Good riddance

[2bslaughtered]

I'm going to have to kill you all I think.

[yet2bdamned]

Thoughts on Deimos?

Good programmer, serviceable assistant. He tends to be annoying, but he is good at what he does

[yet2bdamned]

Such a shame, you were much better with him.

...

[killingandviolencefan2002]

woow did you work for auditor or thomething thatth really lame. of you.

[yet2bdamned]

I truly have to wonder how different our worlds are. Are you not also the dissenter? Or did you gain that title in a some way aside from dissenting from the agency?

[killingandviolencefan2002]

wouldn't you like to know weather boy. i did thomething wayy cooler than you.

[yet2bdamned]

The more you speak the less that seems to be a possibility. Quite disappointing that a version of myself would act the way you do, but I suppose it is inevitable when thinking in infinites

[yet2bdamned]

Such a shame, you were much better with him.

...

[killingandviolencefan2002]

woow did you work for auditor or thomething thatth really lame. of you.

[yet2bdamned]

I truly have to wonder how different our worlds are. Are you not also the dissenter? Or did you gain that title in a some way aside from dissenting from the agency?

[yet2bdamned]

Such a shame, you were much better with him.

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