[retrogamingblog]

Super Mario Artwork by Hans Tseng

[consultingdoctorwholock]

Giant monster:

*rises from the mediterranean sea*

Meryl Streep, putting on sunglasses:

Mamma Mia…

*cocks shotgun*

Here we go again

[poyzn]

[queenofbraves]

What a time to be alive.

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

[lakesdeadblog-deactivated202009]

ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen

[the-more-u-know]

I almost didnt reblog but I started laughing so hard at the drawing posted under it I couldnt pass it up. 

[letsstickwithsam]

omg it’s the real post, it exists! life complete

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

We shouldn’t have the power

[okaaythislooksbad-deactivated20]

An artifact!!

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[petty-davis-eyes-deactivated202]

For real though.

[catchymemes]

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

[ayeforscotland]

Big mood.

[cinquespotted]

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[formerprincewille]

This is my favorite post

[bat-lash]

It’s everyone’s favorite firbolg druid/chef, Norgalor! 

[bat-lash]

Mabel used to hate going to the groomer’s until we started bringing her to this really nice place in town. She gets so excited to see them and comes out looking great!

[princesstigerbelle]

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

[weirdmageddon]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

my mom, turning up “we will rock you”: football babey!

me, internally: straight people think they understand queen which is cute

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

it’s gay pride darling

[googifs]

[valentinesvampire]

*holds murder weapon in front of security camera like a beauty guru*

[breninarthur]

spider-man: into the spider-verse spoilers