SENTENCE MEME ⟶ UNCHARTED / AMONG THIEVES always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“That’s my blood. That’s a lot of my blood.”
“What the hell are you doing here?”
“Should I be flattered, or worried?”
“Someone is willing to part with a huge sum of cash if we ‘acquire’ a certain object for him.”
“You know you’re better than anyone.”
“Speak of the devil.”
“Sounds like you’re working for a nutcase.”
“How’s your 13th-century Latin?”
“We’re dicking this guy over, right?”
“What could possibly go wrong?”
“You haven’t exactly made yourself easy to find.”
“Let’s not forget who walked out on whom. You don’t get to be jealous.”
“I’d feel a lot better if I had a gun.”
“I don’t fumble –– I improvise.”
“I’m, uh, adaptable.”
“I’ll just let you do all the ass-kicking, alright?”
“It’s time to tip the odds back in our favor.”
“Your conscience will remain unscathed.”
“I know how to shoot a gun, genius.”
“I really can’t leave you alone for a minute.”
“Kick her out and shut the door. We’re safer in here.”
“You’re not exactly the best judge of character.”
“Excuse me if I’m not just, you know, leaping into your arms.”
“You only need five minutes? That’s great, I won’t even have to take my top off.”
“I’m sweating like a hooker in church.”
“You got a great ass.”
“You would betray me for this?”
“I am surrounded by traitors and fools.”
“What do you say we really ruin this guy’s day?”
“Let’s follow the bloodstains, see if they lead somewhere.”
“Maybe I’m crazy, but it looks like they all killed each other.”
“You’re gonna give me a goddamn heart attack.”
“You’re still dragging this tired old sack of shit around?”
“That’s pretty ballsy for a guy who’s spent the last three months behind bars.”
“You couldn’t find your own ass with two hands.”
“I’m getting too old for this bullshit.”
“Guys like me got to know when to walk away from the table.”
“You’re not having second thoughts, are you?”
“Seems like I am always saving your ass.”
“It’s a shame you have to sit on something so pretty.”
“Don’t say I never do anything for you.”
“That’s where you come in, sweetheart.”
“Great, power’s out and they’re trapped. I swear to god, if there’s a zombie around the next corner..”
“You are so unprofessional.”
“So what’s your angle on all this misery?”
“I suppose you’re here for some noble crusade, right?”
“Tell me you don’t have anything to do with this.”
“I never figured you for the white-bread, picket-fence type.”
“You don’t always have to play the hero.”
“I’m guessing it’s not a coincidence that we ended up here.”
“So let me get this straight –– you’re competing with a psychopathic war criminal for a mythological gemstone?”
“You don’t think they’re a couple, do you?”
“I’m exhausted just looking at you.”
“Well, that kills the mood.”
“I’m a little more worried about us right now.”
“He’s as good as dead already and so are we if we don’t go now.”
“I never should have gotten you into this mess.”
“We knew what the stakes were.”
“Good to know that some things never change.”
“I love the smell of trainyards in the morning.”
“You assholes are gonna make me miss my train!”
“Stop shooting me!”
“This is all I need, Twiddledee and Twiddledummer.”
“I am so over this shit. Give it a rest already!”
“I never asked for your heroics.”
“You just don’t know when to quit.”
“No witty remark? Nothing clever to say?”
“Tell me you have some idea of what’s going on.”
“Your ego will mend.”
“He’s been dead a long time.”
“There’s no way they survived that.”
“Time to head up to the creepy old monastery.”
“Whoa! Holy shit, did I do that?”
“Those things are bad news.”
“There’s something strange going on over here.”
“When were you planning on telling me?”
“I’m tired of your excuses.”
“I have not come this far to be thwarted by your incompetence.”
“I should have killed you myself when I had the chance.”
“Compassion is the enemy.”
“You backstabbing son of a bitch.”
“As usual, I’ll take care of everything.”
“As the world turns, so does my boredom.”
“You played your last hand, and lost.”
“You have been a thorn in my side for far too long.”
“Listen, sunshine, the world doesn’t care.”
“I hate it when he does this.”
“This isn’t a movie and you’re not the plucky girl who reforms the villain and saves the day.”
“You’re no different from me. How many men have you killed? How many just today?”
“You should play the hero more often. It suits you.”
“It’s my turn to walk away.”
“Admit it. You’re gonna miss this ass.”
“On a scale of one to ten, how scared were you that I was gonna die?”
