hell as deep as the sun is high

[Theo's Vent]

[valtsv]

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

[aphroditemlm]

it’d sure be a shame if a seductive vampire just... kissed me on the neck 😳

[connerys]

Death Takes a Holiday (1934) dir. Mitchell Leisen

[anthroporraistes]

why does it feel like there’s gonna be a catch

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i mean at the end of the day i don’t care about this school but some of these people don’t deserve to be stuck as humans. and i strongly object to being meddled with

[anthroporraistes]

so when will the reverse happen and the dean lets me spend a week as a vampire

[anthroporraistes]

not to sound like rogue from x-men: the last stand (2006) but maybe i want to be cured

[anthroporraistes]

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no offence but i don’t think they make bikes his size

[anthroporraistes]

hollis, rioting? now that i’d love to see

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fuck i got selkie confused for kelpie for a moment

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whom!

[anthroporraistes]

feels like courting death being flippant with some of these people but really

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