dead inside with muscles on top

whoopty do!

[totalariana]

When you ask your Mom for money and she ask where your money at

[andrewbelami]

your mom:

[antisocialbatman-blog]

damn

hi there! I have a lot of saved urls if anyone is interested. they arent exactly the best but they are mostly larry related soooo lemme kno if u interested

[pastel-cena]

awesome! 

[middleclassy]

chideraa

[dance-with-dead-guys]

she had such a colorful mind, but the one she loved was colorblind

(via dance-with-dead-guys)

[differentstuffsdaily]

[idgah]

foods dangerous to dogs:

avocadoes

alcohol

raw bread dough

caffeine

chocolate

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

macadamia nuts

raw salmon

xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

[subparhoney-deactivated20151019]

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

[huffpost]

18 Real Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said About Women

[antisocialbatman-blog]

Me in elementary school: The teacher gave me a check list for all my school supplies. I have to have everything.

Me in college: [Slams some $1 notebooks and Redbull in my cart, remembers I have some pens in my car] Fuckin ready 2 go

[miniature-stigmata]

fetishizing fat bodies does not make you body positive

[wallflo-er]

tbh i just need a hug

[robertdeniro]

This is it. This is how I die. Lack of attention.

[wumbolivio]

[buttlicked]

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

[anticipxtion]

what a gem

[teenagepolicetree-blog]

When reading smut in public places

[taggedrne]

me: goes into the ocean with my period

me: come @ me sharks my location is ON