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lauren // she/her — twitter: slightmood

[slightmood]

my digital footprint is a clown shoe I fear

[mrsterlingeverything]

I will do anything to be free

[longnuts]

Even escape?

[mrsterlingeverything]

I dont know. Can i do that

[slightmood]

starting a tickle fight with the hibachi chef and rolling around on the grill together

[cilantrhoes]

[karvina]

swerving to avoid a dust speck in the middle of the highway and the guy behind me honks but when he runs into it his car is completely blasted apart

[beardedmrbean]

[grox]

im ngl I wud fuck u for the post u made thats like "im in his pussy like a dog drinking water" its poetry it spoke directly to my heart I think abt it all the time I get in there deep. Like a dog drinking water

I didnt post that

[teathattast]

[callali1y]

continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that

[slightmood]

[rockergiirl]

*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?

yeah sure go ahead

*connect my mp3 player*

*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*

i love crashing my car, crashing the car i'm driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me

[importantcatpics]

[animalyears]

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

[flipchild]

Til the room smells like grape surgery. Lol!

[flipchild]

Well, this is going to be a whole rant. Buckle up and click the readmore once you've got your thinking cap secure on your nogging:

So, basically, they did surgery on a grape.

Yup... hope that doesn't ruin your Monday with my little #TrvthNvke.

[monsieurenjlolras]

No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

[monsieurenjlolras]

Checking in eleven years later folks and it does seem like I was hugely wrong on this one. a BIG my bad to everybody involved

[slightmood]

running into a crowded area with this strapped to my chest

[dogpuppy]