queen of disaster

Hello! You may call me Antoinette. I'm here, making a new life...or afterlife. I'm from Austria, but I've traveled many places and most of my life was in France. The Isle is the most peculiar place I've been to by far. (For the TOW Roleplay)

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Maria Theresa, Archduchess of Habsburg by Rosalba Carriera, 1730

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how many years of marriage and you still get my last name wrong gOSH. I’m calling him Monty.

oh my god i’m legitimately sorry wow

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why did i let you name one of our kids montgomery

he is montgomery robert eugene mendez-murphy and this is what he’s like every day 

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I get the house in the Hamptons.

um ok i get the studio apartment in paris 

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I CAN'T GET OVER HER AWFUL CLAW HAND THINGMAJIG

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THE GLOWING TEAR I'M PISSING HOW DID I FORGET THIS

spy kids 3 is a good movie with good effects

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disowning u

wow cant believe rosie’s tearing the family apart over her bad spy kids opinions

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yoU HAVETOGOTHROUGHME FIRST, GAME. BOY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj9fUYRr81A

it’s in her programming

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sideeyeing u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF_Ijr621tM

rosie this is quality right here

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cr ie EsSSSs s SS. i’m sorry meggggg. we have failed u in our bad troublemaker studios marathon

honestly the best spy kids movie is clearly spy kids 3d anyway so

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CRIES LOUDER BC WE WATCHED SPY KIDS RIGHT AFTERWORDS…………we haven’t watched the sequels tho

GOD i can’t believe u guys got to watch sharkboy and lavagirl and spy kids while i saw a poopy baby and then the huntsman 

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WEEPS OPENLY. forgive me meggggggg. we’ll have to have a rewatch sometime

the only way to make up for it actually is to stream spy kids

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im dethroning bonnie since she streamed sharkboy and lavagirl while i was out last night

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-drops a Chinese crested puppy into her arms- This puppy is destined to be the most fashionable in your care.

-gasps, grasping onto the puppy- Oh my goodness! -holds it up, cooing- Look at you, the cutest little thing. 

-laughs- It will be the most fashionable! Thank you!

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On April 19th, 1770, Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI were married by proxy inside the Augustinian Church, which is located next to the Hofburg Palace in Vienna. Many Habsburg weddings had taken place there, including that of Antoinette’s parents 34 years before.

The bride wore a cloth of silver gown, her train carried by Countess Trautmannsdorf as her mother led her up the aisle. Her older brother, Archduke Ferdinand, stood in for the groom.

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i feel so nauseous rn like i’m 100% sure im literally about to die 

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“Hey guys, hit that like button if you think being haunted is kind of hot.”

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im awake sort of