anxious pretzel

[anxious-pretzel]

hello! you can call me Cali. I'm 31, she/her, Brazilian, Virgo sun with Gemini rising, neurodivergent, LBGTQIAPN+. I'm also a yogini, a passionate healthcare professional, and somehow lucky enough to be loved by @praxidikaothic. I'm pretty obsessed about Hellsing, Type O Negative, cats, books, and writing. that's basically what you'll find here 🧡

Fanfictions Hellsing

HELLSING UNHINGED

Iron and Velvet

In Rapture and Ruin

A Question of Will

Pleasure Principles

Answered Prayer

tightening

Chainsaw Man

HAYAKAWA HOUSEHOLD

Type O Negative

The Druidess' Funeral

The Order of Silence

Originals clinically insane series

minimal response syndrome: a diagnosis, a love story, and a case report

preexisting condition

adverse event of special interest

afferent pathway

progression-free survival

internal help desk series

FAQ, answered by the voices in my head #1

FAQ, answered by the voices in my head #2

FAQ, answered by the voices in my head #3

standalone stories

fault line

hypnagogia

blackwater

Poems

cardiomegaly

life with you

kairós

por que eu fico

Nonfiction

The main reason why mental disorders are such a wretch is because they’re immeasurable

no title 1

fuck small talk

unearthed

a difficult person

break myself against your stones

such a cliché

home was never a place

master of monster

tidal wave

protect me from yourself

My two cents no one asked for

(Not so) Random considerations on birth control methods and menstrual cycle

why fantasy survives what reality can’t: the intersection between attachment history and erotic imagination

tone-shift test (smut edition)

notes on writing about a lost lover

endometriosis awareness, but from a feminist perspective

my two very pissed off cents on high-protein diets

[praxidikaothic]

respostas viscerais

6 de Agosto de 2026

sinto falta da sua boca no meu pescoço,

sinto falta de você afastando meu cabelo.

amamos vampiros então cada gesto desses é aumentado dez vezes no meio das minhas pernas.

mas não há nada em mim que não responda a você.

meus pés querem saltitar enquanto te espero na frente do desembarque,

meus olhos escaneiam seu rosto para que eu nunca me esqueça de traço algum,

minha mão busca a sua porque anseio pela energia, a calma e o conforto da sua,

minha boca espera a volta da sua entre um beijo e outro,

meus mamilos reagem ao seu toque apenas,

minha boceta pulsa diante do mínimo estímulo,

meu coração aperta ao ver seu sofrimento.

eu sou maior do que qualquer dia já fui,

melhor do que qualquer dia já fui.

minha mente destrói limitação atrás de limitação ao som de suas palavras:

não existem presentes caros demais, não existem datas certas para noivar, eu sou o suficiente, eu sou forte, eu não sou irresponsável, eu consigo ajudar.

akai ito também parecia mentira até te conhecer,

cada partida é mais difícil,

cada esticada do fio me deixa ansiando a sua volta. com todo o meu corpo.

e eu penso no que podemos fazer

e quando não fazemos transformo em desculpa para te ver voltar

“eu quero tudo com você. tudo o que se pode fazer em uma vida”. (ainda que eu possua a determinação de te encontrar nas outras vidas também.)

reencarnação eu quero acreditar que existe,

apenas para saber que esse amor se escreverá na história através dos oceanos do tempo.

minha Penelope, minha condessa, sua ausência me aleija. por mais curta que ela seja.

[praxidikaothic]

You guys ever have this anxiety while trying to go to bed that only eating pussy can fix?

[silverhawk]

i feel so dumb when i get done watching a movie and am like “hm ! i had lots of fun watching that ! i liked it!!” and then curiously check the ratings of the movie i just watched and the reviews are all like “abomination of a movie. horrible mess. worst thing i have EVER seen. spits on the face of ALL cinema.”

[anxious-pretzel]

I feel everybody else is stupid and didn’t get it

[importantcatpics]

[gothredy]

Love Letter' by Rebeca Fleur

[scorpionlafemme]

[willgrahamscock]

AI companies have started training their models on antique books and destroying them after because it becomes fair use if the original is destroyed and this is how we are rapidly degreasing as a society

[willgrahamscock]

(article)

[anxious-pretzel]

Fahrenheit 451 is getting too real

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[perriaeyjeve]

[metamorphesque]

"The Brothers Karamazov", Fyodor Dostoevsky (translated by Constance Garnett)

[labcorp]

[anxious-pretzel]

the most amazing thing about sepsis is I’d totally do it myself (panic, overreact and cause serious damage to myself over something that’s not even a big deal).

so yeah, I kinda get my body on that one.

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[anxietyproblem]

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[catasters]