heeey.

Blowing candles since March 5,1999~ Philippines, Poland~ 

[freakyguts-deactivated20171004]

[ruinedchildhood]

[just-shower-thoughts]

A snowman is a body of water.

[australiansanta]

do u wanna hear a story

in primary school i had like ok handwriting but apparently not good enough to get a pen license IM STILL MAD ABOUT THAT and like my teacher gave out pen licenses to everyone in the class except me and a guy called emerson anyway i came home and mum was like i have a sURPRISE FOR YOU cause she knew that day was when they were giving out pen licenses and she reached out gave me a pen with my name engraved into it and i was like …. i didnt get my pen license … and she was so sad and i was so sad and it was the worst day honestly i literally feel so sad just writing this thinking about it omg

anyway from then on my handwriting improved randomly and in high school people would always compliment me on it and teachers would be like wtf ive never seen someone write so neat and ppl would get me to write letters to the teachers for them and pretend it was their parents and like it was the BEST getting compliments on that because it was something i was so self conscious and sad about and it was like a massive fuk u to the teacher that didnt give my license to me on t he same day as like the rest of the class in grade 5

anyway moral of the story sometimes u get better at things that u were once shit at and its cool but also sometimes u stay shit but like in this case i didnt stay shit fuck yeah tbh!!!!!! i think emersons writing stayed shit tho

[fag]

why the hell did u need to get a license to write in pen…australia is so weird

[slomps]

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

[gnocchipasta]

men: but women like getting cat called women: we don’t like getting cat called, it makes us uncomfortable, please stop men: but women like getting cat called

[misandry-mermaid]

This is it. This is literally the entire conversation.

[amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt]

It begins

[viralmotivation]

[thesylverlining]

i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation

[darlingswecanbeatthis]

If you are struggling, here is a hug to take with you on your journey. Don't be too hard on yourself, love. You got this.

[gnarly]

friend: can you go buy something for me at the store ill give you the money

me: ughhhhhhhh

friend: you can buy something for yourself too with my money

me:

[loonaposting]

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

[sevenspacemonkeys]

am i the only one that talks to myself?

[sevenspacemonkeys]

no

[inspiredbyadam-blog]

[letstheblackandwhiterainbow]

[padaleckisdaily]

Jared: Yeah, I actually have [Genevieve’s] phone number. Well, no I don’t, ‘cause my phone got smashed. Jensen: I’ll give it to you.

[hedonist--poet-deactivated20240]

The best revenge is not giving a shit.

(via hazelhirao)

[elenamorelli]

{ sailing through the forest reflection }

[jdkfhdhsja]

[beyoncebeytwice]

…….what little hipster blogger out there is putting their grandma thru this please love yourself and your family