Nordics as Teachers During Quarantine (Quarantine Special 2)
* reasonable amount of homework
* doesn't really much new material
* he knows that as a teacher he should be stimulating his students minds but come on
* side eyes his students putting nonsense into that chat but lets it go
* at least they're awake and attending the class, ya know?
* sends ominous vibes through the screen at the students who don't turn off their mic
* it's woodshop. Online. It's an online woodshop class. That's basically an oxymoron
* his school has gone with the pass/fail system anyways so
* Is so worried for his poor poor kiddos
* How will they thrive snd grow without reasonable amounts of socializing and physical activity?
* Puts memes in the slideshow presentations
* Tries to use more student names in the example questions than usual to get everyone's attention
* Asks everyone what they've been up to at the beginning of every class
* Does timed freewrites during class
* Tells his students not to stress but is s t r e s s e d
* His students keep telling him about how they're stuck with college applicants and applying for loans and they can't go to work and they're siblings keeps stealing their phone charger
* Is upset because of their tales of woe but ups the energy during the class and turns it into a hangout session
* How to prevent 17 year old from spontaneously combusting for dummies is his latest audiobook
* Probably uses a lot of Schoolhouse Rock
* Not about to tell kids to go outside obvi
* Shows the kiddos how to do at home workouts
* Prescribes Just Dance like medicine
* Does more health education instead of regular P.E. stuff
* Matthias: I know you're all tempted to live off of microwaveable ramen and cheetos, however,
* All of his students: *Sweats nervously* *Crinkling sound of bags of chips being opened*
* Casually assings like an hour of homework
* All the Khan Academy. Like, just, all of it.
* Not one class goes under or over the time limit
* Probably teaches science or something
* Online frog disection simulators
* "Times are difficult for everyone right now."
* Optional livestream study sessions bc deep down he actually cares for his students well being
* Until they spam the chat with 10 hour loops of the bad recorder version of the jurassic park theme when he talks about dinosaurs
* Then he wants them to crumble into a pile of dust
* His inbox gets wrecked with the questions of confused students
* Adapts to the online teaching format pretty well actually
* Most of his class did assignments online beforehand anyways
* Gets lazy with coming up with lesson plans one day and just decides to put on a movie and have the kids take notes like most teachers do
* Only this time it's on a stream. Or maybe one of those netflix parties
* His camera shows a bunch of merch from different fandoms on the wall so his students and him bknd over their mutual love of avatar the last airbender and steven universe