Dr. Brian Convex

Head of optics department circa 1915 Forever 21 Ready to mingle

[vexwaves]

"Who are you?" "What are you?" "How did you get in here?" "How did you get so damn sexy?"

I'm sure you have many questions... Question is, do you have the right ones?

LMFAOOO I'm just fucking with you! I'm Brian, but most people call me Convex or SCP 963-A. Call me what you want but you can't call me broke 😛💡

I WASSS the head of the Optics branch before it got defunded (FUCK THE O5) Now it's just the physics branch I werk at😢💔 TALK ABOUT BUDGET CUTS.

About me! I like long walks on the beach, blue mojitos, and burning that sweet sweet devils lettuce. HMU if ur interested 😘

Ooc

Howdy howdy.

A lot of this blog is very flirtatious and yadda yadda so younguns shouldn't interact with anything I tag [ MINORS DNI ]. ALSO 16+ PLEASEEEEE

Dr. Brian Convex is my 963 rewrite. NOOOOOT associated with anybody else. 👍🏻

[vexwaves]

oh doctor doctor can you please sing me a song with that gorgeous voice of yours

Oh baby anything for you! What's your poison?

[ihearthalflife]

anything you want 🥺🥺🥺 something romantic maybe??

[vexwaves]

Oh I gotchu darl' 😍😍😍

[vexwaves]

oh doctor doctor can you please sing me a song with that gorgeous voice of yours

Oh baby anything for you! What's your poison?

[agentharvest]

Heyyy there handsome 🤭 it's not often I get to see new faces quite as pretty as yours ‼️ tell me about yourself 💙 what's your deal? What do you do around here? Would you mind if I touched your hair?

-Dr. Convex (But you can call me Brian 💙)

Oh hey! Thanks, hehe. I’m Ruairí, or “Harvest”. Field agent. Just got transferred here as of recent! Still gettin’ to know everyone.

Well. I put a lot of work into stylin’ my hair, y’know. Don’t fuck it up! It is very soft though, so, I guess I don’t mind if you want t…

...wait. Holy shit. Are you the goes 👻 I seen earlier?

[vexwaves]

Ooooh I may be? Depends, was the goes more like a big glowing ball of light or a white figure? A little friend of mine was out streaking a bit earlier so...

And about your hair... I can tell! Real pretty 🤭 smells like mocha n pumpkins!😲😲😲 id just gobble you up if i didn't know any better!! 🤭

[agentharvest]

Nooo I’m pretty sure it was blue. That’s why you stood out to me!

And uh… heheh. Thanks again. Ladies seem to get a kick out of it too.

[vexwaves]

Ohhhhh a ladies man! I think I'll like having you around 🤭

[agentharvest]

Heyyy there handsome 🤭 it's not often I get to see new faces quite as pretty as yours ‼️ tell me about yourself 💙 what's your deal? What do you do around here? Would you mind if I touched your hair?

-Dr. Convex (But you can call me Brian 💙)

Oh hey! Thanks, hehe. I’m Ruairí, or “Harvest”. Field agent. Just got transferred here as of recent! Still gettin’ to know everyone.

Well. I put a lot of work into stylin’ my hair, y’know. Don’t fuck it up! It is very soft though, so, I guess I don’t mind if you want t…

...wait. Holy shit. Are you the goes 👻 I seen earlier?

[vexwaves]

Ooooh I may be? Depends, was the goes more like a big glowing ball of light or a white figure? A little friend of mine was out streaking a bit earlier so...

And about your hair... I can tell! Real pretty 🤭 smells like mocha n pumpkins!😲😲😲 id just gobble you up if i didn't know any better!! 🤭

[vexwaves]

NO, IM CALLING YOU A BUM

CHUD

Ohhhhhhhhh. No no you have me mistaken for @talkingwithsquires LOLLLLLL!!

[vexwaves]

Bum

WHERE??-

[vexwaves]

let’s 👀👀👀have a 👀watch 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

A watch? You know,,, I met a watch once... handsome guy! 🤭🤭 took a picture of me n everything 🤭

[vexwaves]

ooouuu shii👀

Hm? See something you like, doll?

[ihearthalflife]

[vexwaves]

Wow this is hot. If only there were more spaghetti....

[lightlesssky]

@agentlament is a BIT excited.

[agentlament]

I hate that guy

[vexwaves]

Now what did I ever do to you, lammy poo?

[agentlament]

Feeling confident even after Alto beat the shit out of you?

[vexwaves]

What can I say? I love it when a man bigger than me gets his hands on me 🤷🏼‍♂️

[lightlesssky]

@agentlament is a BIT excited.

[agentlament]

I hate that guy

[vexwaves]

Now what did I ever do to you, lammy poo?

[vexwaves]

Mannnn that fatass broke my 963-B 😭😭 everyone DNI for a bit daddy's gotta fix this shit

[vexwaves]

you and clef should double team me next. fighting or fucking, that’s up to you babe

You know I'm always down 🤭 but you'll have to ask Ally baby yourself! I don't think he wants to hear from me rn 😋😋😋

[vexwaves]

"That fight....With Alto....was...kinda....uhmmmm...hot....hehe"

@simoninthewater

I KNOW RIGHT?? LMFAOOO!!! Had to practically stop myself from calling him daddy!! LOL 🤭

[simoninthewater]

"Y-you were really hot....Too...uhm...ehe.."

[vexwaves]

😱

PERVERT!!!!

[simoninthewater]

"How!? How it that perverted! I think that's the tamest thing I've said all week!....And I'm not wrong! am I."

[vexwaves]

[vexwaves]

why do two d-class have phones in this place. D class. Have. Phones. How.

Oh... was I not supposed to be giving them those? They're such funny little machines 😙

[vexwaves]

"That fight....With Alto....was...kinda....uhmmmm...hot....hehe"

@simoninthewater

I KNOW RIGHT?? LMFAOOO!!! Had to practically stop myself from calling him daddy!! LOL 🤭

[simoninthewater]

"Y-you were really hot....Too...uhm...ehe.."

[vexwaves]

😱

PERVERT!!!!