Dr. Brian Convex

Head of optics department circa 1915 Forever 21 Ready to mingle

[vexwaves]

"Who are you?" "What are you?" "How did you get in here?" "How did you get so damn sexy?"

I'm sure you have many questions... Question is, do you have the right ones?

LMFAOOO I'm just fucking with you! I'm Brian, but most people call me Convex or SCP 963-A. Call me what you want but you can't call me broke 😛💡

I WASSS the head of the Optics branch before it got defunded (FUCK THE O5) Now it's just the physics branch I werk at😢💔 TALK ABOUT BUDGET CUTS.

About me! I like long walks on the beach, blue mojitos, and burning that sweet sweet devils lettuce. HMU if ur interested 😘

Ooc

Howdy howdy.

A lot of this blog is very flirtatious and yadda yadda so younguns shouldn't interact with anything I tag [ MINORS DNI ].

Dr. Brian Convex is my 963 rewrite. NOOOOOT associated with anybody else. 👍🏻

[vexwaves]

I’m trying to focus on the road but marrow chan is in my passenger seat and her big juicy breasts keep breasting when i hit the slightest bump kyyaaaa

[emarrow]

W WHHGAT?? :;?!

[vexwaves]

Whoops you caught me #texting and driving 😢😢😚

[emarrow]

BRIANN PLEASGE PLEASEFOCUS ON THEHROAD /WEREGOING @:TO FUCKIGN CRAHSH

[vexwaves]

Awww I love when you beg 😳😳

Oh- I think we hit something? Let me just- oh, hey look it's squires!! Hi squires!!

[emarrow]

OHMYGOD PLEASE NOW IS NOTNTHE TIME OHFUVK IMGOINGTODIE IMGOJNADIE IM GO

…Oh. Oh that’s it?

Uhm… ok then… continue driving….

[talkingwithsquires]

ow.

[vexwaves]

Dw sexy we can grab you something from taco bell on our way back

[dctraltoclef]

I TOO AM IN THIS EPISODE

[officehoursofglass]

Um- can you guys please slow down !!- I know Squires is immortal, and all that, but he's- um. He's really a nice person when you get to know him!!

[applehatchet]

NOOOOO KEEP GOING!!! HIT THE GASS!!!! WEEEEHHEEEHEHEHEEEE!!!! HEHEHEEEEEE

[icebergsinferno]

I think I'm gonna be sick...

[spectresofvalentine]

…Is anyone else seeing this shit? I’m recording this.

[professional-tough-guy]

Woah.... it's like I'm part of the team or something....

[ihearthalflife]

maybe the real anomaly… was the friends we made along the way…

[vexwaves]

Hey guys look!! It's lament

*points at a fat fucking horse eating grass on the side of the road*

Hehe just kidding

*drives through giant pane of glass being carried by two movers*

[vexwaves]

I’m trying to focus on the road but marrow chan is in my passenger seat and her big juicy breasts keep breasting when i hit the slightest bump kyyaaaa

[emarrow]

W WHHGAT?? :;?!

[vexwaves]

Whoops you caught me #texting and driving 😢😢😚

[emarrow]

BRIANN PLEASGE PLEASEFOCUS ON THEHROAD /WEREGOING @:TO FUCKIGN CRAHSH

[vexwaves]

Awww I love when you beg 😳😳

Oh- I think we hit something? Let me just- oh, hey look it's squires!! Hi squires!!

[emarrow]

OHMYGOD PLEASE NOW IS NOTNTHE TIME OHFUVK IMGOINGTODIE IMGOJNADIE IM GO

…Oh. Oh that’s it?

Uhm… ok then… continue driving….

[talkingwithsquires]

ow.

[vexwaves]

Dw sexy we can grab you something from taco bell on our way back

[vexwaves]

say my name

@scp-2521-real

👆👇

😳

💐🍕🕯️

💍💋

❔

[vexwaves]

I’m trying to focus on the road but marrow chan is in my passenger seat and her big juicy breasts keep breasting when i hit the slightest bump kyyaaaa

[emarrow]

W WHHGAT?? :;?!

[vexwaves]

Whoops you caught me #texting and driving 😢😢😚

[emarrow]

BRIANN PLEASGE PLEASEFOCUS ON THEHROAD /WEREGOING @:TO FUCKIGN CRAHSH

[vexwaves]

Awww I love when you beg 😳😳

Oh- I think we hit something? Let me just- oh, hey look it's squires!! Hi squires!!

[vexwaves]

I’m trying to focus on the road but marrow chan is in my passenger seat and her big juicy breasts keep breasting when i hit the slightest bump kyyaaaa

[emarrow]

W WHHGAT?? :;?!

[vexwaves]

Whoops you caught me #texting and driving 😢😢😚

[vexwaves]

I’m trying to focus on the road but marrow chan is in my passenger seat and her big juicy breasts keep breasting when i hit the slightest bump kyyaaaa

[vexwaves]

Just letting you all know, Iceberg is packing 8 inches (soft) . Just had to clear up some misunderstandings once and for all!

[applehatchet]

AWAAWWAAAAWAAA??!? ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! IS THATS TRUE???? LET’S INVESTIGATES THIS ONES… TOGETHER… 🔎

[vexwaves]

Ooooh!! That sounds like a date, doll 😘

[vexwaves]

Just letting you all know, Iceberg is packing 8 inches (soft) . Just had to clear up some misunderstandings once and for all!

[vexwaves]

fuckkkk youre so lucky for being able to crack all that ass.... would

Well, don't I know it!

[vexwaves]

can i hit u like a vape

Shiit as long as you know where to suck, baby.

[vexwaves]

Brian? Where are you…?

I uh… I’m in your office, like you asked… where did you go? Should I just wait? Um…

- @emarrow

Ohh! Sorry, doll, I forgot I had a meeting 🤭 Hope you're not too disappointed 😢

[field-agent-aurora]

OK, if y’all were animals, what animal would you be you think?

[applehatchet]

WEASEL

OR SEA LION

[vexwaves]

That's so cute 🤭🤭

Me fr

[emarrow]

Why is another coffee here already… I’m not even done with the one Brian got me… I appreciate it but uhm… I don’t know if I should drink this much caffeine so quickly…

[vexwaves]

Hm, did you hear anything? I don't think I did! Anyways, I'll leave my door unlocked. Yk, just incase you make the right choice, doll.😘

[emarrow]

Why is another coffee here already… I’m not even done with the one Brian got me… I appreciate it but uhm… I don’t know if I should drink this much caffeine so quickly…

[vexwaves]

Ohh, I hope you don't mind, but I actually have another one for you, doll! 😚 gotta make sure you're at your full attention, right?

[dctraltoclef]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT HAPPENED TO WHAT I SAID MOTHERFUCKER PUT IT BACK

[vexwaves]

Hm? Oh hey Ally baby, didn't see you there! Put what back? 😏

[emarrow]

Uhmm…… thank you both but I think four is enough! I-I can’t drink all of this myself… uhm… I appreciate it, I really do, but…uh…

[vexwaves]

Oh, are you sure, doll? You're looking a little tired! I did run you a bit ragged yesterday, didn't I? 😚 here, just have one more!

[dctraltoclef]

DONT LISTEN TO HIM HES GONNA FRY YR FRAGILEASS NERVES WIT ALL THAT CAFFEINE. HERE YOU WANT DECAF? ILL GET IT FOR YA GIVE ME TWO MINUTES

[vexwaves]

DECAF? Really? Look at her! She's practically falling asleep! But maybe that's cuz you're here 😒

[dctraltoclef]

CALM DOWN SLIMER YOURE GONNA GIVE THE POOR GIRL A HEART ATTACK IF SHE DRINKS ANYMORE COFFEE 🚨 AND REEAAALLY? CUZ IM HERE? I THINK SHED PREFER A REAL MAN TO BRING HER DRINKS… DONT YOU, EV? :.)

[emarrow]

UHM!! UHHHh… you… you guys don’t have to fight over this… it’s… it’s just coffee…uhm… ///////

[vexwaves]

Fight? Oh, baby, don't worry your pretty little head, I don't fight. And, Ally dear? A real man? On pride month too, hmm? That's messed up 😢😢

Evie doll, hows about we go back to my office? I think I need some help with my . Biology stuff.

[emarrow]

Why is another coffee here already… I’m not even done with the one Brian got me… I appreciate it but uhm… I don’t know if I should drink this much caffeine so quickly…

[vexwaves]

Ohh, I hope you don't mind, but I actually have another one for you, doll! 😚 gotta make sure you're at your full attention, right?

[dctraltoclef]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT HAPPENED TO WHAT I SAID MOTHERFUCKER PUT IT BACK

[vexwaves]

Hm? Oh hey Ally baby, didn't see you there! Put what back? 😏

[emarrow]

Uhmm…… thank you both but I think four is enough! I-I can’t drink all of this myself… uhm… I appreciate it, I really do, but…uh…

[vexwaves]

Oh, are you sure, doll? You're looking a little tired! I did run you a bit ragged yesterday, didn't I? 😚 here, just have one more!

[dctraltoclef]

DONT LISTEN TO HIM HES GONNA FRY YR FRAGILEASS NERVES WIT ALL THAT CAFFEINE. HERE YOU WANT DECAF? ILL GET IT FOR YA GIVE ME TWO MINUTES

[vexwaves]

DECAF? Really? Look at her! She's practically falling asleep! But maybe that's cuz you're here 😒

[emarrow]

Why is another coffee here already… I’m not even done with the one Brian got me… I appreciate it but uhm… I don’t know if I should drink this much caffeine so quickly…

[vexwaves]

Ohh, I hope you don't mind, but I actually have another one for you, doll! 😚 gotta make sure you're at your full attention, right?

[dctraltoclef]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT HAPPENED TO WHAT I SAID MOTHERFUCKER PUT IT BACK

[vexwaves]

Hm? Oh hey Ally baby, didn't see you there! Put what back? 😏

[emarrow]

Uhmm…… thank you both but I think four is enough! I-I can’t drink all of this myself… uhm… I appreciate it, I really do, but…uh…

[vexwaves]

Oh, are you sure, doll? You're looking a little tired! I did run you a bit ragged yesterday, didn't I? 😚 here, just have one more!