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Lil imagine your platonic OTP
So this was a thing I came up with on the spot in a call with a friendo as I was talking about a mysterious bruise that appeared but-
imagine your platonic otp where if you get hurt, the other gets the same injury as you except without the pain and all
that way you can always know your best friend is in trouble and needs help
or you can just be like b ruh I told you to stop wearing your necklace while you’re asleep wtf is wrong with you
or you might be a lonely person like me and seeing those injuries mean your potential best friend is there in the world and you just don’t know it- it’s for you to get out there and find them
or you lost your best friend and don’t know where they are, however when you get a scratch or a bruise it fills you with motivation because you know they’re still out there, you just haven’t bumped into them again
as for the question of getting indirectly hurt by your friend, you only get the scars/bruises- basically you get the remnants of what type of injury it is
like for instance if your friendo was bleeding from a nasty scratch on the leg or something, you don’t bleed out as well- you only get the past phase of the bleeding, continuing on from the example- numerous scabs on your leg
the only time you stop getting the remnants of their injuries are when they’re dead
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Ruby Squad Valentine cards!
Special thanks to my friend for helping me figuring out the words, I personally don’t celebrate Valentine myself but I though these would be fun to do. Enjoy!! /o/
THIS GIVES ME LIFE.
Based off this post
I’m pretty sure someone’s done this already hahaha oops
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy
Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.
Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie
Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.
Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three
Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.
German recipes: attempt to read the yellowed 100 year old piece of paper and then just end up adding sauerkraut
Russian recipes: borscht, blini, herring under shuba, shashlyk, dumplings, pirozhki, pickled shit, PUT 1 MILLION LITRES OF MAYO EVERYWHERE MMMM YAAAAS I CAN SWIMM IN THAT MORE PICKLED SHIT PICKLED SHIT ALL THE WAY WITH BOILED POTATOES MMMM YES PLEASE
Swedish recipes: okay so you’re gonna do this, but don’t add the rum, that’s too French. Add vanilla instead. Oh, and add so much butter Paula Dean will cry from the glory.
College Recipe
Just add water and microwave for 30 seconds
Bulgarian recipes: If it doesn’t taste good, add yoghurt.
Croatian recipes: You’re in a midlife crisis? You got a stomachache or a toothache? Or cancer? Country’s a corrupted lil shit? Add Rakija to your system between every eyeblink you make!
Malaysian recipes: Not delicious? Add in Ajinomoto
Javanese recipes: sugar and spice, and everything rice
Texan recipes: Smoke your meat and barbecue that shit. Not delicious yet dEEP FRY THAT FUCKER! STILL NOT WORTHY OF SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY?! A D D. M O R E R E D M E A T ! !
Norwegian recipes: turn oven to 225 degrees celsius and heat the frozen pizza, or just boil the head of a sheep.
Nepali Recipe: Lmao what recipe.
Do Not Disturb
For the curious: this is what modern American military rations look like.
Everything comes in the brown pouch on the left. Typically it contains an entrée, at least one side, crackers or bread + peanut butter, jelly, or cheese spread, a protein (here it’s the energy bar, but is often peanuts, jerky, or granola), a dessert (M&Ms here, but can be cookies, cakes, pastries, etc.), and a drink which is usually a gatorade type powder but they also have lemonade. Some of them also contain powdered coffee or milkshakes. The “oven” is a heater pack that is activated by water, and it actually gets quite hot.
They’re designed to have close to 2000 calories, so a lot of them have more in them than what is pictured here.
While I was at camp I had the pleasure of living off these for a while. Could have just been the situation, but I found them very enjoyable and I looked forward to them. (Those First Strike bars are delicious…I crave them occasionally). There’s 20 or so different entrées so it’s possible to go a while without having the same one again.
Picture from here.
I figured I would add on to this.
This is the Army K Ration. used in World War II and Korean War
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Menu:
Breakfast Unit: canned entree veal (early version), canned chopped ham and eggs (all subsequent versions), biscuits, dextrose or malted milk tablets (early version), dried fruit bar, pre-mixed oatmealcereal (late version) Halazone water purification tablets, a four-pack of cigarettes, Dentyne or Wrigley chewing gum, instant coffee, and sugar (granulated, cubed, or compressed).
Dinner Unit: canned entree pork luncheon meat (early version), canned processed American cheese, Swiss and American cheese, or bacon and cheese, (cheese entree all subsequent versions) biscuits, 15 Dextrose or malted milk (diastatic malt) tablets (early) or five caramels (late), sugar (granulated, cubed, or compressed), salt packet, a four-pack of cigarettes and a box of matches, chewing gum, and a powdered beverage packet (lemon (c.1940), orange (c. 1943), or grape (c. 1945) flavor).
Supper Unit: canned meat, consisting of cervelat sausage, (early version), either pork luncheon meat with carrot or apple (first issue), beef and pork loaf (second issue); biscuits; a 2-ounce (57 g) D rationemergency chocolate bar, (early version) Tropical bar, or (in temperate climates) commercial sweet chocolate bar (late version), a packet of toilet paper tissues; a four-pack of cigarettes; chewing gum, and abouillon packet (cube or powder).
In total, the three meals provided between 2,830 and 3,000 calories, depending upon components. As it was originally intended as an “assault” ration to be issued for short durations, the K-ration was designed to be used for a maximum of 15 meals.
Laugh From Around The World In Messages.
From fb.
nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes
Nothing makes me happier than how proud Arin is with this dumb joke
My favorite part is that Dan legit ignores him the first 2 times because he doesn’t know wtf he’s saying.
hello jane
jake joins ur party!
hey g a m e r s
horse hoof entering sounds
Teen Boat: an Epic
so I was in my high school library when I found this fucking book
the angst of being a teen… the thrill of being a boat
it’s literally animorphs but he turns into a fucking boat i’m
he doesn’t even turn into the boat he just kinda folds inside of one
doctor this is the worst case of yaoi hands we’ve ever seen
and if you think this is bad wait until you see the concept art for his transformation
option 1) he turns into the Crabman. he ejects into the stratosphere
option 2) HIS NECK FUCKIN SNAPS AND HIS NOSE EXTENDS TO BECOME THE MAST I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN’S BOOK
teen boat also has a diverse cast of characters including
mary columbus sue, a european exchange student. exotic
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
is that fuckin eminem
Not-How-Trousers-Work Girl
PUT IT. BACK
yes she us eating a whole babbage
and then there’s also the point in the book where the tone does a complete 180
excuse me what the fuck
is this loss.jpg
jesus
WAIT A SECOND HE’S BEING TREATED BY FUCKING DOCTOR BLACKJACK
What kind of TF porn is this?
Is anyone else concerned by the artists chose to always draw the girl with one boob inexplicably hanging out of her bibs?
Like she’s literally wearing them with the chest flap off-center like a damn single-shoulder design toga.
I’m concerned by all I am witnessing
So this is that kan colley that the kids are talking about
private messaging friends: lmaO so anryrywya im fuckgng crygn
private messaging someone for the first time: Hello, nice to finally talk to you! It's wonderful that we have the chance to communicate through this messaging service - anyway, enough of me blathering on like a fool, how are you?
Some fun Valentine’s day ideas. You can watch the full video here.
Australian: making my way down town
Australian: walking fast
Magpie: aggressive bird noises
Australian: walking faster