Counter-Eschatologist

Books, friends, games, house parties, dessert, gym etc. Uni, Perth, Australia. Lifeblag vomit and text posts Ask and ye shall receive

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Some sages have argued that there are portals better left sealed and forgotten, but they haven't encountered the monty hall problem

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two monks are appointed to a select cowled order in the 1500s. It was originally formed to root out anabaptists, but the founder saw evidence of true miracles being performed in our era, and what's more, ones that a person could learn to perform. Now, their order is tasked with learning the hidden arts, and uncovering mysteries. All they have to help them is a set of partially- burned vellums, recovered by the archive of the Knights Templar and spirited away before it's final destruction in the 1300s, penned by their last grandmaster, Jaques de Molay. This is... The Jaques Files.

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whoa my laptop fits perfectly on the display of the Jetts exercise bikes. This seems like a big deal after having troubling finding time to exercise during impending thesis due date timez

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The concern that some mildly embarrassing objects were highly visible to the people who decided to bring the house party into your room

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so looking at this article (which posits life exists because it increases entropy faster) and checking out this quote from it: " This principle would apply to inanimate matter as well. “It is very tempting to speculate about what phenomena in nature we can now fit under this big tent of dissipation-driven adaptive organization,” England said. “Many examples could just be right under our nose, but because we haven’t been looking for them we haven’t noticed them.” " can we posit that capitalism is so prevalent because it is the as yet generated fastest entropic route (an argument we might support by mentioning consumerism, rampant waste, etc) so capitalism is literally the most being-towards-death (at least universe-death) ideology, so capitalism is literally the most authentic political ideology - for all you existentialists out there fortunately as A says " we have no reason to follow the will of God" - but can we fight it's laws? =P

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Today's installment of thesis draft work brought to you by cortisol, adrenaline and stress eating leftover pasta vegetables biscuits parmesan

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Too polite and anti-confrontation to refuse service to guy with Nazi tattoos buying SS miniature army mans, feeling mild guilt about not picking a fight with him

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Midnight, Friday night: would not let girls into keycard access gym but would take their iphone and do an extra cycling workout to charge it while they waited outside

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Yeah so, Horatio maybe, but do heaven and earth contain more Things than dreamt of in Heidegger's philosophy?

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A dumb story about being on my own for two weeks while my housemates were away was paranoid thoughts of considering buying a machete to keep in the house in case of home invasion, and then I remembered: my house already has a machete

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Me on twitter being a loser

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Momentary drunk impulse to put smartphone in toaster??? It is the perfect thickness!

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Listening to one of Nietzsche's works on audiobook while doing crunches at the gym

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Oh, hey a cool story about me is that I came close to passing out at the wheel from overheating because I was ill and had cold chills and turned the heating up really high on the drive home to combat them, and started feeling faint and really fucked up, but I pulled over fast, parked and turned it off and threw off my blankets as I started to get all sweaty and numb, called a bro and he came and picked me up at midnight and went via a chemist to take me home Moral of the story: when people tell you not to overheat yourself when you have cold chills they are quite serious, don't do that

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I can never tell, when I'm sick, whether I have a cold or a flu, except when I have the flu

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i assume david mitchell's new novel the bone clocks is about timepieces that tell you when you are going to next have the sexx

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These are not trial runs, these are life, more than your distant goals are, and should be treated and respected as such