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text / / outgoing - eden
eden: mm do i have to
eden: yes, you're far more interested in taking them off than putting them on
eden: you are so underestimating how expensive this dress is
eden: whatever. fuck it. which bathroom are you in?
elliot: i mean... no u dont have to if u dont want to
elliot: u kno me so well already (; (; (;
elliot: fine. no bathroom floor then. thats fine
STARTER CALLED / / @sunnietm !
‘ i rlly need a pretty girl to hang out w / , wat r u up to . ’ the text was directed at none other than someone elloit had felt close to . he had known the girl for over two years now & it had been a hot minute since he had seen her again . tmz had been down his throat ( & not in the good way ) about his little escapade at the golden awards . but as soon as sunnie replied to his text , elliot was on the move to quickly dial the other’s number . “ hey --- ” he slips his shoes on before dashing out of the room , “ i’m on my way to you , where are you ? i can pick you up if you’re out . ” getting carried away a bit , he’s talking way faster than he’s honestly thinking .
7 , 25 , 40
7 / / been cheated on
“ i don’t know if you could call it cheating , but i’ve definitely been betrayed . ”
40 / / male or female
“ in terms of dating ? i like guys & females . ”
25 / / not a number on the list
text / / outgoing - eden
eden: not what i would've said u were here for
eden: and there it is. is there anything u can't make into an innuendo?
eden: my stylist seemed to care a lot, but clearly you two have very different priorities
eden: this dress is not ending up on a bathroom floor, it was expensive. there's got to be like, a cloak room or something though...
elliot: i guess u will have to stick around to find out (;
elliot: well i think we both just have dif agendas when it comes to ur panties tbh
elliot: can u not just buy another dress ? or idk wash it ?
versctle:
itsjust-insanity:
*moans when im stretching to let all the boys and girls get a taste of what it is like to fuck me*
text / / outgoing - eden
eden: i really didn't know any of this
eden: like at all
eden: no panty lines. it's all practical, you really don't need to get so excited
eden: not in the bathroom, i hope. i think you can do slightly better than that.
elliot: thats wat im here for, to keep u on ur toes
elliot: literally & figuratively as well
elliot: nobody cares about no panty lines, easy access is wat i was thinking
elliot: bathrooms could b fun but fine. where would u want to go ?
text / / outgoing - eden
eden: are you seriously doing what i think you're doing right now?
eden: oh my god, you're so fucking dirty
eden: right now it's all just hollywood tape and a thong, if that does anything for you
elliot: uhhhhh if you mean i am getting rid of a stick that's up my ass then yes
elliot: yeah, well at least there's toilet paper in here this time. so im not THAT dirty
elliot: holy fuck a THONG ?
elliot: where are we meeting then ?
TABLOID TUESDAY / / ELLIOT VIEIRA HAS BEEN SPOTTED JAN. 7TH
FT. / / B O D H I !
bodhi is wrapped in the middle of a very interesting conversation with one of the seaters when his phone vibrates in his pocket . he has half a mind to ignore it , but the name BAE flashes across the screen , bodhi excuses himself and whips around , swipes right on the screen and “ —dude , i’ve been looking for you all night , ” he accuses as soon as elliot shouts eli . then freaking tom hanks squeezes by and bodhi watches wide-eyed , struck for a second . recovers , “ i’m , ahm , by the bathroom , where are you ? ” bodhi shoulders his way through the crowd , head craning . “ —ohmygod , i just saw jaden smith , do you think he’d recognize me ? ” bodhi thinks twice about saying hi and keeps going , sliding through the crowd . this’d be so much more fun with eli at his side . “ where ever it is , you better have a beer waiting for me . ”
“ yeah ! well --- i got bored & decided to find myself a drink . ” or a few , yet he wasn’t going to mention that to his friend . when intoxicated , elliot’s thoughts seem to become quite malicious . “ i am at the nineteen12 bar & if you tell me what bathroom you’re going into i can come pay my favorite man a little visit . ” the words just roll off his tongue with such ease as the male continues to walk . the faces that pass by him are ones that he does indeed recognize , but no one that he honestly was a fan of . “ just go up & say hi you pussy ! ask him if he’s ACTUALLY dating tyler the creator , i really need to know , ” is followed by a deep chuckle & an obnoxious sip of his drink . “ i don’t have a drink waiting for you , but i know where we can get some alcohol . ”
ELLIOT VIEIRA / / attending the 77th annual golden globe awards with a warm smile to make the fans swoon
62. Listening to
62 / / listening to
“ currently i’m listening to playinwitme by kyle & featuring kehlani . but it should be featuring ava instead . ” ——- ft. @xlovesaha
35
35 / / most visited webpage
no one is going to guess this — but his most visited page is none other than pornhub !
47, 55
47 / / do you have a crush on someone ?
“ that’s a funny fuckin’ joke . there’s not point in having a crush . ”
55 / / first hookup ?
elliot’s first hookup was during his freshman year of high school . it was with a girl named brandi & it was so terribly awkward . they snuck into his dad’s dealership & it just so happened that the smallest available car was the only one unlocked .
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/ / okay i hit ASK LIMIT ; but i’ll b on all night. so if you like this i’ll send u stuff every hour <3
send me a fruit
peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?
raspberry: favorite flower?
lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?
mango: what is your trademark?
passion fruit: how would you describe your style?
pineapple: sexual orientation?
strawberry: favorite desserts?
cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?
grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?
banana: favorite horror movies?
blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?
pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?
cantaloupe: what are your parents' names?
guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?
tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?
plum: favorite clothing brands?
coconut: favorite perfume?
lychee: satin or lace?
blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?
apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?
kiwi: what's something that fascinates you?
watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?
papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?
cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?
nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?
orange: do you have long eyelashes?
apricot: what do you do when you're sad?
star fruit: favorite sea creature?
dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?
