Hello. It's me, Alger Nevillesoggy, chief executive officer of Apparatus Perverse Entertainment, Amalgamated. We provide high quality entertainment of all kinds through our various subsidiaries, and we are very proud of our work in all of them. In recent times, however, we have come in focus to one of our subsidiaries, Fenestrated Fido Records, and one of the many content producers signed onto the label, particularly the indie alternative band, Sin of Empathy. The leading member of the band, Harold White, and currently only member of Sin of Empathy, as Jarold Xavleg quit the band to pursue a career in the United States Marine Corps. and Karold Yellowbone passed away at the age of 14 in a horrific and indescribable accident while counter-protesting at his local Tesla dealership, from our investigation in the "Spying on People" wing of Wizard's Tome Publishing (another one of our subsidiaries,) appears to align himself with several American far-right and neo-Nazi movements, most notably the group going under the alias of the Proud Boys. (Funny thing about the Proud Boys, one of our best workers thought that the organization was actually a queer support group. They found out it was the exact opposite the hard way. Poor Dana. They were a great secretary.) We should've figured out sooner that Harold White's unacceptable beliefs would leech into his music, especially with the lyric "Kill off the crooked nosed degenerates" in the chorus of their recently released single, We the Superior. Unfortunately, we took the benefit of the doubt, and we released their single, We the Superior, which sprouted justifiable negative backlash. To those who were upset by the offensive product released on our subsidiary record label by Sin of Empathy, we apologize deeply, and we wish for your forgiveness towards future products in the subsidiaries of Apparatus Perverse Entertainment, Amalgamated. The single and its promotional materials have been removed from our online sources, and Sin of Empathy's (or what remains of it, considering that it's mostly Harold White) contract with Fenestrated Fido Records has been deemed null and void. (We were going to get an album from those dudes, but they are asshats, so... Oh well, we'll just find someone else.)
In short, we apologize for the distress Sin of Empathy may have caused you with their single We the Superior, and we are asking for forgiveness whenever new products on Fenestrated Fido Records or any other of our fine subsidiaries gets released.
