Oh hey I can do this jow

HEY LIGHT-O LOOK IM ON GRUMBLR NOW @lostfoxcub is my adoptive son

[applejackoff]

my new url I love it uayy

[dream1ng0fscream1ng]

42,000,000,000,000,000,000 missed calls from “dumbfuck university” to offer me a scholarship

[applejackoff]

lighto doesn’t love me

[amare-habeo]

Jiri Kolar (Czech, 1914  - 2002) Apple, 1969

[perfect-moon-light]

🍎 applelovingscribe

now that you’re getting a divorce we can finally tie the knot. :]

i fucking hate you

[applejackoff]

that’s not what you said the other night when I was balls deep in you.

[applejackoff]

I have died. Badly.

[perfect-moon-light]

do you hate me :(

hates a strong word, who's asking this?

[applejackoff]

Liiiiiiight :( light don’t ignore me I’m dying I will die if you don’t pay attention to me. Lighto ple

[applejackoff]

Lighto fucking hates me I knew it.

[perfect-moon-light]

do you hate me :(

hates a strong word, who's asking this?

[applejackoff]

Me. Answer the question Light

[perfect-moon-light]

💀 deva-darling

bitch.

good to hear from you again, Deva, what did i do to draw your ire this time

[deva-darling]

I got bored on critter and you’re an easy target ^_^

[perfect-moon-light]

is that so. well, good to see you're in high spirits.

[deva-darling]

Can I come and bite you?

[perfect-moon-light]

don't you have several love interests you can do that to

[deva-darling]

Well yeah but they aren’t sniveling little cunts who abused a shinigami’s power ^_^

[perfect-moon-light]

how very becoming of you.

[applejackoff]

No he’s right. You are a sniveling little cunt.

[deva-darling]

Thank you Ryuk ^_^

[perfect-moon-light]

yes. thank you, ryuk....

[applejackoff]

Do you want to make out.

[perfect-moon-light]

i think i can get the same result from licking a cheese grater, no thank you.

[applejackoff]

[perfect-moon-light]

💀 deva-darling

bitch.

good to hear from you again, Deva, what did i do to draw your ire this time

[deva-darling]

I got bored on critter and you’re an easy target ^_^

[perfect-moon-light]

is that so. well, good to see you're in high spirits.

[deva-darling]

Can I come and bite you?

[perfect-moon-light]

don't you have several love interests you can do that to

[deva-darling]

Well yeah but they aren’t sniveling little cunts who abused a shinigami’s power ^_^

[perfect-moon-light]

how very becoming of you.

[applejackoff]

No he’s right. You are a sniveling little cunt.

[deva-darling]

Thank you Ryuk ^_^

[perfect-moon-light]

yes. thank you, ryuk....

[applejackoff]

Do you want to make out.

[perfect-moon-light]

💀 deva-darling

bitch.

good to hear from you again, Deva, what did i do to draw your ire this time

[deva-darling]

I got bored on critter and you’re an easy target ^_^

[perfect-moon-light]

is that so. well, good to see you're in high spirits.

[deva-darling]

Can I come and bite you?

[perfect-moon-light]

don't you have several love interests you can do that to

[deva-darling]

Well yeah but they aren’t sniveling little cunts who abused a shinigami’s power ^_^

[perfect-moon-light]

how very becoming of you.

[applejackoff]

No he’s right. You are a sniveling little cunt.

[kraftpunk]

[stretchscreamers-news]

Just thought I’d fucking Gnome all my idiot followers

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

Hey. Do you know why the old man is trying to make his heart explode with one drink?

i think because hes sleepy but has work to do

[applejackoff]

Does caffeine actually work.

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

..i think im the wrong person to ask that....

[applejackoff]

Okay. I can’t ask the redhead. She’ll get all offended that I even suggested she drinks anything but red wine and water.

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

weh.... caffeine, like really any other substance, affects people differently. i have a personal theory that, for people with audhd, it also depends on whether or not the drink is cold or not. because hot coffee makes me want to go to sleep, but cold coffee i can drink normal style so like.... ehhh? maybe..?? 50/50 really

[applejackoff]

I think I’ll just snort cocaine and do some molly.

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

Hey. Do you know why the old man is trying to make his heart explode with one drink?

i think because hes sleepy but has work to do

[applejackoff]

Does caffeine actually work.

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

..i think im the wrong person to ask that....

[applejackoff]

Okay. I can’t ask the redhead. She’ll get all offended that I even suggested she drinks anything but red wine and water.

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

Hey. Do you know why the old man is trying to make his heart explode with one drink?

i think because hes sleepy but has work to do

[applejackoff]

Does caffeine actually work.

[applejackoff]

You guys were messing with Light and didn’t invite me? I’m offended. Also why’s the old man drinking enough caffeine to floor an elephant