My boyfriend made me do this

Death the Kid I will not tell you my age Symmetry is Key

[deathgasmic]

i am not the bigger person. die immediately

[deva-darling]

he should’ve been wearing something murder-proof

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

[payment transfer of ~$80k from a now deactivated bank account]

ooby gooby slonkle spoob. Sneefle snart, gomple blop.

VEGAS IS BACK ON THE FUCKING MENU [IMG: end's hand, holding god only knows how much in cash.]

[deva-darling]

That is. Definitely “stupid shit” being said to you

[johnnyhandcock]

let em hang, brother

[theendoftheworldasyouknowit]

I have sent my dog to your location

uh. your piece of shit wuppy dog?

[deva-darling]

He’s not a piece of shit :(

[for-the-lovecraft-of-god]

what’s an imprint? I doubt the guy next to me is talking about avians

A failure on my part to further a certain someone’s malice. He fell for a goddess, and now his well-adjusted children are living through what I intended for their father.

but: it’s a deep rooted instinct to find and claim one’s “soulmate” and to prove oneself worthy of their affections. In whatever way suits the pair. Platonic, romantic, sexual, rivalrous, whatever.

[deva-darling]

nevermind I’m hearing some shit I’m not supposed to. Hell yeah.

[deva-darling]

what the hell! I stretched and this person didn’t even say “oooo big stretch!” I know normies aren’t as inclined to say that about humanoids but cmon! It was a BIG stretch

[deva-darling]

and if I said this guy next to me was insanely cunty

[deva-darling]

wow.

[deva-darling]

I’m killing Crispin about this. Again

[deva-darling]

I’ve been told to- IS THAT JEFFERY

[pbnpercs]

BITCH WAKE UP. NICOLE IS FUCKING DEAD.

WTF??? ARE YOU FOR REAL???

[deva-darling]

YES. I JUST CHECKED HER ROOMMATES BLOG.

[pbnpercs]

OH MY GOD??? OKAY... GOD, WHAT HAPPENED???

[deva-darling]

i don’t know I think something about radiation?

[pbnpercs]

BITCH WAKE UP. NICOLE IS FUCKING DEAD.

WTF??? ARE YOU FOR REAL???

[deva-darling]

YES. I JUST CHECKED HER ROOMMATES BLOG.

[deva-darling]

I feel like someone I know died.

[killjoyhistory]

mcrscans:

“I thought, ‘It needs to sound like the most violent Saturday-morning-cartoon theme song ever.’” -Gerard Way, on “Na, Na, Na” Rolling Stone, December 23, 2010 by Brian Hiatt, photography by James Minchin III.

[deva-darling]

Soup