Random facts about our residents
Hello everyone ! We have received all your hearabouts and we are quite glad to see our newspaper caught your interest. We will now be answering some of your questions - even though some of them are not questions : let us learn more about our friends, neighbors or enemies.
« I saw Hugh eat trash once-- Twice. Okay, everytime I've seen Hugh he was eating trash. » – Anon-san
Are you perhaps stalking him ? You must know that it is wrong, right ? Well this is your own business. Concerning Hugh eating trash, it is said that when you see something multiple times, it becomes a knowledge thanks to the experience. We will not doubt your sayings since he does have the face of a man that would from time to time eat trash ; but we are pretty sure his eating habits are not limited to trash. Have you ever considered that he could be poor ? That might explain a lot of things in fact.
« I heard Hugh the ghoul has a burning passion about hating broccoli... What do you think? » – Anon-san
Well, no wonder if he has been seen eating trash many times... and we all know that broccoli is wealthy whereas trash is not. Maybe if you give him some trashy food he will have a burning passion about loving it ? More seriously, that might be true. But unless you try to give him some, we will not know. Try to shove some down his throat and tell me the results of your experience, if he has not eaten you yet. If he has then hearing your rumors was a pleasure, and we will make sure everybody remembers you.
« Apparently Rorrin has been spotted hanging around in the forest a ton, hugging trees, and drinking either water, or red colored drinks. Does this hold a grain of truth? » – Anon-san
Maybe he is just a natural Nature-lover ? But if it was a red colored drink, we highly doubt it was mere strawberry or tomato juice... you can trust us. Perhaps his love for trees is greater than for humans... we only hope that it is not in a sexual way, of course. We will respect his love though, since we are not here to judge : we are here to make people aware about those they live with and unveil their darkest, deepest secrets.
« I saw Kaede the other day watching my little pony: friendship is magic a week ago and i can never unsee... » – Anon-san
It is not because he seems like a madman that he does not have a tender heart... just joking. Maybe he sees something evil in My little pony ? We might never know about his true intentions, but one thing is sure : that is not because he is innocent that he is watching this show. We might be wrong, but he could also have some deep secrets, such as his love for poneys. The only way to prove it is to ask him : so we will try to interview him next time, so that the truth will be revealed.
« Amaoto is named Amaoto because you can arrange it to Tomaato and He Rea loves tomatoes. Pass it on. » – Anon-san
And what if I said it was not a coincidence ? Perhaps is real name is not Amaoto, but he changed it so that everyone knew about his love for tomatoes. Well we all have this crisis period in our life where we want to be noticed, and that might be the case for him. Another possibility is that he loves it so much that it became his life, and he wants to be related to tomatoes at some point. We now all know about Amaoto’s passionate love for tomatoes ; a magical, beautiful and romantic love story began behind our backs.
« Ne ne theres a rumor going around that Neku is afraid of hospitals » – Anon-san
We consider it average to have a phobia... but a fear of hospitals ? That might be hilarious. Maybe you should try to throw him in a hospital and lock him there for a night ? We do not think he will appreciate it though, frightened or not. At least now everybody is aware of it, but Neku be reassured : we know that there are people that may be afraid of birds and ducks, and we will give you the opportunity to reveal things about some other people if you want to get revenge.