I accompanied my boss on a work trip recently, and due to some circumstances we ended up being stuck in a dirt hole together for a couple of hours. During an attempt to get out of said hole, I saw a frog which startled me and I fell on top of my boss. For context it's important that as far as I knew, my boss is a eunuch. When I fell on him, I accidentally touched his dick. This suprised me, because i thought he didn't have one, so I kept my hand there to check for about 5 minutes. For some reason this made him uncomfortable. He started talking about something that isn't related to this incident, and I didn't really want to talk about it, so I pretended that instead of his dick I touched the frog I've seen before. This seemed to annoy him a little, so I kept talking and accidentally said his "frog" was only somewhat large. I think this might have made him really angry, but thankfully the awkward situation was resolved because my sister's boyfriend and his dog rescued us from the hole. I didn't think any more about the incident, but later that day he still seemed agitated and wanted to talk to me about something. I wasn't paying too much attention, because he finally gave me the pay bonus I'd asked for some months earlier, but now I feel kind of bad. Should I tell him that his dick is regular sized? Would it be a bad idea to bring it up since he is supposed to be a eunuch?
EDIT: He isn't my direct boss, he's an official who manages the area I work in. He asks for my advice with his work occasionally, which is why I was on this trip to begin with.
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