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{ You should just answer with a BARK }

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FAVORITE OPENINGS & ENDINGS:

(81/…) Arakawa Under the Bridge OP Special 1: Miyuki Sawashiro - Title Nante Jibun de Kangaenasai na

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Introduction Starters

“Does this shop always have such long lines?"

"Chicago really is the windy city, isn't it!"

"How are you doing today?"

"Have you guys been having any trouble with the Wi-Fi?"

"That dish looks great! What is it? I might have to order it for myself."

"Where are you from?"

"Are you new here?"

"Welcome!"

"I'm sorry to be a bother but could you tell me the time?"

"So... this weather, huh? *Insert awkward laugh*"

"Have you guys found a place to put your coats/bags, or are we just holding on to them?"

"What kind of drink is that?"

"Aren't you a little young to be here by yourself?"

"Aren't you a little old to be here?"

"You guys look like you're having the most fun in the room, mind if I join this conversation?"

"Oh my gosh! Did you just see what happened?"

"Excuse me, but are you a model?"

*Looks over to the person on my left* "I hope I die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"Is this seat taken?"

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"That is a lovely name, are you named after someone?"

"Hello, do you work here?"

"I'm sorry but could you help me with something?"

"Hey there beautiful! People call me [Name] but you can call me tonight ;)"

"Do you mind if we share a cab?"

"Excuse me? I'm sorry to bother you but you have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe... here let me get it."

"Hi, I'm [name]"

[bunchofrpmemes]

Bold all that apply:

My muse knows how to…

bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive stick | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | give CPR | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read Morse code | pick a lock

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                      “ That TIRING appearance of yours is                       so PITIABLE that I’m at loss for words “

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two word starters

“ don’t stop ”

“ please don’t ”

“ don’t shoot ”

“ give it ”

“ shut up ”

“ damn it! ”

“ stop it! ”

“ you’re crazy ”

“ that’s insane ”

“ get out! ”

“ don’t leave ”

“ i’m tired ”

“ that’s bad ”

“ be honest ”

“ be careful ”

“ be nice ”

“ you’re wrong ”

“ go home ”

“ watch it ”

“ fuck me ”

“ kiss me ”

“ we can’t… ”

“ we shouldn’t… ”

“ you’re perfect ”

“ that’s awful ”

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       “That sorry look on your face...it’s so CUTE! ---Say, do you look like        a sad leech all the time, or did something bad happen?” 

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I won’t be attracted to you or fazed. You ask “Won’t you come over here?” But I won’t fall for that. I won’t let you do what you want, I am KiLLER LADY

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Sometimes there won’t be a right choice, just the best of several bad options.

Sarah J. Maas, Queen of Shadows (via brangwyn)

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Stepping off my everyday path, I learned my own laugh which I’d never yet heard.

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girlsbydaylight:

by 鹿乃子

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    Most people would have failed to notice his presence even if he had been slower take up his possession somewhere more open. So when the woman’s voice spoke up it left him a little bit surprised, clearly this individual was far more skilled than he had provided credit for if he had been spotted already. A quick glance around was paid, scanning their surrounding just to be sure there was no one else, that the request could have been bestowed upon. 

   Be this the case, there really was little need for him to remain hidden away. Silent steps bringing him out from the darkness and the coverage the large waste big provided for his small frame. He was curious now, This girl had never been his target, but even without paying so much as a glance towards him, had manage to pick him out. It seemed the individual was interesting indeed. 

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· · · · · · · · She awaited patiently, an air of ·faint curiosity surrounded her. And a charateristic smile curved her lips, one of well practiced innocence, when she caugh glimpse of the small frame step out the shadows. Maria had gessed it had to be a kid, a gut feeling, she would’ve been far more surprised had they been anything but a youth. --- Because something in her instinct would’ve made the woman aim a sharp set of bladed tools right to their head without second thoughs... had the presence lurking been a grown adult. Maria had little to no moral restrictions against anyone who opposed some kind of threat, or simply graced her with their uninvited presence, unless it was a young one. Kids were her exception.· “My, now it’s easier to say hello like this, isn’t it?” There was that natural tease that enveloped her words so smooth like silk. The woman was still not directly looking at the other, but her attention was certainly completely on them.·“Unless you just want the cookie, I guess.”