//This is an RP account dedicated to one Strade from Boyfriend to Death/YKMET. (30/70 ratio.) Absolutely 18+ ONLY, all minors to be blocked immediately upon discovery.
//Despite written and portrayed like an actual person, this is just a character I'm playing and nothing said or done concerns real events or situations.
//All important info below. Please read before interacting. Not a requirement, but it tells you what to expect.
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//Anything relating to pedophilia, incest, bestiality, scat, or vore will be ignored. Mun is not always the most active. I am not ignoring you, my battery is just low. DM's absolutely need to be specific. Use an indicator to speak to me, otherwise Strade will respond.
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hey man, i see you do work on cars-- any chance you're looking for a handyman? i can get you parts or help with projects, really anything you need.
i'm local, i've got a background in machinery, and i can work all hours!
--zero (@zeroc00l00)
You can get me parts and have flexible hours? I'm not an employer, but I could give you lawn mowing wages if you're serious. So, handyman! How old are you? How tall and fat? I'd love to have you!
Not very tall and scrawny... And you want to be a mechanics assistant? That's kind of funny! Glad to meet you too, but I have to be honest, there is much to be desired based off of your description. How do I know I'm getting quality work?
well, sir, i was part of the canadian special operations regiment in afghanistan as a signal operator. comms-sec. i'm scrawny but i'm not weak.
i know that it's hard to take me at my word on this--especially since i can't give you any identifiers. i lost my license a while back.
Well, aren't you all that and a bag of chips! I don't think any of that is necessary. I don't need your license, but I could really go for a story or two from your travels! Do you drink? We could meet over a beer to talk more of this.
hey man, i see you do work on cars-- any chance you're looking for a handyman? i can get you parts or help with projects, really anything you need.
i'm local, i've got a background in machinery, and i can work all hours!
--zero (@zeroc00l00)
You can get me parts and have flexible hours? I'm not an employer, but I could give you lawn mowing wages if you're serious. So, handyman! How old are you? How tall and fat? I'd love to have you!
Not very tall and scrawny... And you want to be a mechanics assistant? That's kind of funny! Glad to meet you too, but I have to be honest, there is much to be desired based off of your description. How do I know I'm getting quality work?
well, sir, i was part of the canadian special operations regiment in afghanistan as a signal operator. comms-sec. i'm scrawny but i'm not weak.
i know that it's hard to take me at my word on this--especially since i can't give you any identifiers. i lost my license a while back.
Well, aren't you all that and a bag of chips! I don't think any of that is necessary. I don't need your license, but I could really go for a story or two from your travels! Do you drink? We could meet over a beer to talk more of this.
hey man, i see you do work on cars-- any chance you're looking for a handyman? i can get you parts or help with projects, really anything you need.
i'm local, i've got a background in machinery, and i can work all hours!
--zero (@zeroc00l00)
You can get me parts and have flexible hours? I'm not an employer, but I could give you lawn mowing wages if you're serious. So, handyman! How old are you? How tall and fat? I'd love to have you!
Not very tall and scrawny... And you want to be a mechanics assistant? That's kind of funny! Glad to meet you too, but I have to be honest, there is much to be desired based off of your description. How do I know I'm getting quality work?
hey man, i see you do work on cars-- any chance you're looking for a handyman? i can get you parts or help with projects, really anything you need.
i'm local, i've got a background in machinery, and i can work all hours!
--zero (@zeroc00l00)
You can get me parts and have flexible hours? I'm not an employer, but I could give you lawn mowing wages if you're serious. So, handyman! How old are you? How tall and fat? I'd love to have you!
I am not lonely. I am simply wondering. You remind me of a neighbor of mine who pesters me with questions, too. It is fond to have that online too. Familiarity.
Oh no. Don't stay up too late! Even though the night is the life of the party, it's smarter to get your shut eyes so you're prepared for the party! Have you tried melatonin?
I love this typewriter to death but it is getting difficult the more i use it lately. Either that. Or i owe my writing block money again. Ha ha. Please find me someone that can fix its oil. The creaking is pissing me off.
I am not lonely. I am simply wondering. You remind me of a neighbor of mine who pesters me with questions, too. It is fond to have that online too. Familiarity.
Hurt like a bitchâŠbut I ainât a pussy (I have one though)
Laid there and took it like a champ (thatâs what she said)
Didnât make a sound (surprisingly, considering I cuss out a table when I stub my toe on the leg of it)
High pain tolerance gang! (Iâm a literal dumbass)
It's very beautiful! Tattoos are so much fun. The pain is only a bonus! You're getting better at stomaching it I think... That's a pretty big piece for no noise.
Eh, fuck it why not?! Ya seem nice enough from our brief interactions, plus I want to get the HELL away from my damn roommate for a while. Stupid bitch would whine about me going to u for drinkin anywaysâŠ
