Products from Archie McPhee

We make weird! Archie McPhee products are available from shops around the world, on mcphee.com, and at our Seattle store - home of the Rubber Chicken Museum

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Camping Frogs

This box comes a group of rain frogs who love the great outdoors! We think. It’s hard to tell from their expressionless frog faces. Sure, frogs live outside already, but this soft vinyl set of four, 1-3/8" to 1-7/8" tall rain frogs is properly outfitted for glamping in the forest. Includes a 3/4" tall campfire for night frogging.

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Finger Shrimp

It's the prawn of a new era of finger puppets! How will you look while wearing Finger Shrimp? Are crustaceans cute? Of course they are! These delightful decapods turn your hand into a cocktail of shrimp puppets.

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Gilly the Bath Axolotl

While rubber duckies maintain their popularity, we’d like to add the Bath Axolotl to the discussion. Gilly the Bath Axolotl floats in your tub and looks great posed on a soap dish. Gilly is non-judgmental, tidy and happy to see you. All good qualities to have in a bath buddy.

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Fidget Intestines

Fidget Intestines are both a stress-relieving toy and an excellent symbol of what stress does to your digestive system. We’ve all had times when it felt like we had a gurgle in our guts that needed to be worked out. Why not turn that idea into a fidget toy? You put your thumbs on the intestines and squish away as the liquid sploshes around inside. Fidget Intestines let you turn IBS into R&R. It’s a set of vinyl intestines filled with squishable liquid and food-shaped confetti! Great gift for your favorite stressed-out gastroenterologist.

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Our pull-back Rat Racer drives a tiny pizza slice vehicle that can fit in the palm of your hand.

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Racing Rubber Chickens are a pull-back, four-wheeled comedy paddywagon of high-speed hilarity!

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It takes a big cryptid to admit his mistakes. Get a Bigfoot Eraser to help correct your own mistakes in groovy psychedelic colors.

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Did you know we upgraded our classic deluxe Finger Monsters? These new Fantastic Finger Monsters have tails, scales and wings. We also did an evil version of our Finger Hand!

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Our new Tiny Box of Wizards has three wizards packaged like precious jewels in a tiny matchbox.

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Orange Tabby Cat Coin Purse from Archie McPhee.

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New item! Itty Bitty Surfers! Could surf in a puddle if real.

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Stress Mushrooms are the perfect present for mycologists with anxiety.

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Party Frogs are here! Ok, so rain frogs might not look like they’re having a good time, but this box is guaranteed to contain a real frog party. Not all frogs are qualified to be Party Frogs, but this soft vinyl set of four, 1-1/2" to 2-1/4" tall rain frogs is built for one rager after another. You can tell from their hats that they are true, grumpy, party amphibians.

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Opera Corn is the starch that can sing. In fact, it creams the competition! When it comes to an a-maize-ing aria, we’re all ears! This electronic Opera Corn sings when you press the button! Figaro! Figaro! It’s a hard vinyl ear of corn that is 6-1/4" tall that produces one of five ear-resistable operatic sounds at the push of a button. It’s a regular Luciano Cobarotti You wouldn’t expect such highbrow music from corn, but we went against the grain.

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Chilly this morning. Glad I wore my Thumb Hat!

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Our Murder of Crows playset comes in a matchbox-style box that opens to reveal the crows nestled in a straw nest.

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Outsource your disappointment electronically.