and there was a master of ceremonies

There Was A Cabaret and there was a Master of Ceremonies Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs, ladies and gentlemen; Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to the Kit Kat Klub! Ich bin euer Conferencier, je suis votre compère, I am your host! So, life is disappointing? Forget it! I have but one request of you, and that is for you to leave your troubles outside. We have no troubles here! In here, life is beautiful. If you happen to be rich, and you feel like a night's entertainment, I think you'll find my perfectly marvellous girls and boys to be fabulous sources of stimulation. If you don't happen to be rich... Well, I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement, ja? So come hear the music play, my Lieblings, at Berlin's most tantalisingly infamous cabaret.

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Been a while. This one just got a massive revamp and moved here, for anyone who is interested ♥

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{ Hiatus. May well only be temporary / partial / whatever, but I’m spending most of my waking hours wishing I was dead and am in no real frame of mind to do anything right now. Figured I’d spare you all the miserable OOC posts and just disappear for a bit until I’ve pulled myself together. }

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{ This was supposed to post like twelve hours ago but Tumblr hates me. So. As showyoulater put it yesterday when I was finding this photoshoot: Happy Alan-tines Day! }

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{ I’ve just got in from fighting my way through Covent Garden to escape the BAFTAs and remembered this was a thing. Happy Valentine’s Day, you lot! }

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{ From about 4PM GMT this evening until around 2PM GMT on Monday I will be in @showyoulater‘s more than capable hands, so you can expect a slightly more balanced (and happy!) Ellie whenever I next appear. As is quite usual when we’re in London together we’ll be skulking around some theatres at some point, but this will probably be at least a vaguely productive weekend roleplay wise too. I know I have a good few to do already, but there’s a starter call here should anyone else want one! }

[jennthebroadwaynerd]

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{ ‘Am I being oversensitive or is this workplace bullying?’, a novel by me. I’m so fucking glad I’ve only got tomorrow’s shift and then I’m off until Tuesday. Just when I thought things were picking up, too. I need a different job. In other news, expect to see me at some point this weekend, I have muse but no time until my ‘break’. }

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{ I’ve run through about seven increasingly depressing versions of this post so let’s just narrow this down to: I’ve spent too much time with my own thoughts today after having six days of distraction courtesy of @showyoulater, am having a massive flare-up of my health issues and can barely stand up straight never mind do anything else, and someone broke my toe while I was at work today. I want to do stuff, but I also just want to have a shower, take some codeine and pass out until I have to get up at 6AM tomorrow morning. We’ll see what happens. }

[tylerknott]

How fast it finds me, the elusive sleep I chased when you were not here.

Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson

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Q?

Meme: Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

“Quiet. I find that I sometimes don’t have nearly enough of it.”

[hellanne]

I am alone here in my own mind. There is no map and there is no road.

Anne Sexton, from January 24th (via hellanne)

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D, J, and S.

Meme: Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

“Didiane, Jana - the far more lovely twin sister of a certain friend of mine - and Sally, sometimes.”

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D *giggles forever* *is ten year old*

Meme: Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

{ I’m not even putting an IC response to this because we literally all know what the response is! }

[doctorwhogeneration]

You think you know me,but i’ve never been more each of you has created

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Alec/Emcee { You can only blame yourself - you wanted, and I quote, 'ALL POSSIBLE OPTIONS' }

Meme: Domesticity meme

big spoon/little spoon:

There is no spooning.

favourite non-sexual activity:

Being nowhere near each other.

who uses all the hot water:

Emcee.

most trivial thing they fight over:

Everything.

who does most of the cleaning:

Alec.

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:

They both try and control everything. It is a mess.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:

Emcee.

who steals the blankets:

Emcee, to spite him.

who leaves their stuff around:

Emcee, also to spite him.

who remembers to buy the milk:

Alec.

who remembers anniversaries:

They don’t have anniversaries.

who cooks normally?:

Neither of them.

how often do they fight?:

All the damn time.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?:

Rejoice.

nicknames for each other?:

None that can be repeated in polite company.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:

Neither of them.

who steals the covers at night?:

See above.

what would they get each other for gifts?:

They don’t.

who kissed who first?:

Emcee kissed Alec first, also to spite him tbh.

who made the first move?:

See above.

who remembers things?:

Neither of them - unless we’re talking about slights, in which case they both do.

who started the relationship?:

There is no relationship.

who cusses more?:

Both of them.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

It would probably be because one of them had decked the other, so... *shrugs*

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Victor/Alec

Meme: Domesticity meme

big spoon/little spoon:

Alec is invariably the big spoon.

favourite non-sexual activity:

Generally spending time with one another; they really enjoy each other’s company, and their respective lives are so different that it takes a long time for them to fully know each other.

who uses all the hot water:

When there is hot water to be used, it is actually a pretty even split between the two of them.

most trivial thing they fight over:

They don’t tend to fight over trivial things, but they’ll bicker over loads of things.

who does most of the cleaning:

Alec.

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:

They both have stuff on there, but Alec has more stuff scheduled to record etc. Victor is more likely to randomly bingewatch a show on Netflix though. As for what they watch? Literally anything.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:

Alec.

who steals the blankets:

Victor.

who leaves their stuff around:

Victor.

who remembers to buy the milk:

Both of them.

who remembers anniversaries:

They both do.

who cooks normally?:

It depends on the verse, really, but usually there are periods of time where Victor will cook more and then it will switch and Alec will be in charge of cooking.

how often do they fight?:

They don’t fight very often - trivial, easily resolved fights aren’t really a thing with these two. If they fight, it’s about something important and they really go at it.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?:

Again, depends on the verse. Modern verses, they text all the time and Skype almost daily. Main verse (apart from the first time Alec disappears, when they have no contact) they write letters. And miss each other a lot, in all verses.

nicknames for each other?:

No.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:

Alec, of course.

who steals the covers at night?:

See above.

what would they get each other for gifts?:

Considering the huge difference between their financial situations in most verses, they try to keep their gifts small (and relatively inexpensive) but significant.

who kissed who first?:

Victor kissed Alec first.

who made the first move?:

See above.

who remembers things?:

They both do, but Alec is more organised.

who started the relationship?:

Both of them.

who cusses more?:

Probably Alec.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

Look after each other. I always think this is such a stupid question tbh like what the fuck else am I meant to say?

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☠

Meme: Send a symbol - get the following from my muse:

Send ☠ for a misguided advice text 

[ text: Screamer ] ( 01:14:49 ) Just slam him against the wall and fuck him.[ text: Screamer ] ( 01:16:05 ) Or let him slam you against the wall and fuck you.[ text: Screamer ] ( 01:16:55 ) I mean we both know what you’d prefer, but either would work.