Apocalyptic

'I sat in the dark and thought: There's no big apocalypse. Just an endless procession of little ones.' This is the story of the Chosen of the Archivist, cursed to live until their purpose is complete. Multi-OC | Indie | Everyone Welcome

[guardiansofzawad]

Dungeons & Muses

Featuring @archivxsm and side-blogs @motherfuckingcutecorpsegirl and @yomotsuherosaka (played by @justinsideguardians)

Ein looked at the scrap of paper he was currently holding. He then looked back up at the glasses-wearing adult that had given it to him.

“So, I’m supposed to go out into this… ‘Labyrinth’ and map each floor on this paper? There has to be some kind of catch…”

“Well, each floor has more and more dangerous Beasts the further down you go. And, unfortunately, as an NPC, I must stay here at the Hall and await further news.”

A youthful girl with cat ears and tail playfully teased her comrades. “Did I just hear the Fourth Wall get cracked?”

“Vesta, please shut Yui up.” Ein didn’t even bother looking behind himself as he heard two girls getting into some sort of cat-fight. A sigh escaped his lips before he turned to his friend, Mienoxnau Feer, or “Mie” for short.

“Don’t worry, Ein. We’re supposed to meet up with more explorers before we actually have to leave. And even then, I’m sure the seven of us that are here right now are powerful enough to make it through the first few floors.” The boy Faerie spread his arms at the current Party.

Ein Jaeger, known for using special skills with a bow. Vesta Justina, a powerful psychic whose control over telekinesis was breathtaking. Yui Miunterr, a playful cat-girl who was actually a worthy opponent behind a gun. Mienoxnau Feer, holder of the Monster Card Curse, which allowed him to contain and command up to five terrifying beasts using mere pieces of paper. Melinda Narcissa, a young witch who had been famous for exploring 50 floors of the Labyrinth with only her two Familiars, Hanson and Gretchin, to assist her. A rather pretty girl in what looked like a wedding dress, holding a mace that was probably incredibly heavy. A boy accompanied her, but he insisted that he couldn’t fight. Lastly, an eccentric man wearing a skintight suit and a large mask that appeared to be an oversized red eyeball. He constantly called himself “Twelfth” and his his true name, but he was actually very skilled in the use of explosives and was as reliable as any of the others.

“Does anyone else wonder what the new arrivals will be like?” a feminine voice, that of Melinda, asked curiously. “I mean, considering how odd OUR setup is, I can’t help but think that there may be some, ahem, NORMAL people joining us. No offense, everybody.”

Twelfth struck a pose and shouted vivaciously, “HERE THEY COME: OUR NEW TRAVELING BUDDIES!”

Surprisingly, he was actually right. A group of people was walking towards Ein’s own team…

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“I... do not understand. Why are we partaking in such an activity?” Lestari asked, her dark eyes filled with confusion. The group had received new orders from a certain, smug air elemental. Travel through a Labyrinth, find pieces of paper, defeat monsters. It sounded simple enough, but there would no doubt be some form of danger awaiting them.

“Well, I thought it would be good to get to know each other. After all, we're stuck with each other for all of eternity.” Aurelia said cheerfully, floating just a ways ahead of the group. “We’ve been stuck with each other for so long, yet we don’t know each other! It’s a tragedy, if you ask me.”

“That’s not all of it.” It was not a question, but a statement, from Valor. The pale man looked coolly at Aurelia. You’ve some form of ulterior motive.”

“Oh, please, Valor- you always think that,” Aurelia pouted, folding her arms. “I’m not a bad person, am I?”

“No one has to be bad to have some form of ulterior motive. Usually, they’re just manipulative.” That statement came from Hong Yu, with a lazy grin. Lian Hua looked at him, signing something. “... Yeah, I guess they’re the same thing.” Hong Yu laughed, as Aurelia looked at the twins as though they’d just insulted her family. 

“Hey, before you guys start bickering- there’s some people up front. Need me to scare them away?” Faye pointed to the group. 

“Nope! They’re supposed to be there. And it looks like they’ve spotted us!” Aurelia floated forward, landing in front of a certain bow-user. “Hello there! I do hope we’re not late. Oh, and Ein darling, how wonderful to see you again!” Aurelia gave the boy a hug, shooting a teasing wink at Vesta.

“It looks like we’ve got a huge group, today. Come now friends, let’s not be rude and introduce ourselves. I’ll start! My name is Aurelia. Nice to meet you.” The air elemental, still hovering, curtsied politely. She waved an arm at the nearest person.

Faye blinked and pointed to herself. “Uh... okay. I’m Faye Haworth, nice to meet you guys, I guess.” She gave them a smile, slipping the packet of gunpowder back into her pouch. A sword hung at her hip, the hilt slightly burnt.

Next to her was a girl with an eyepatch, clinging to her elder brother, whose eyes were different colors. “My name is Hong Yu,” the boy introduced, “and this is my sister, Lian Hua. But call us Aidan and Lea. And that guy,” Aidan indicated to a cloaked figure whose features could not be seen, who seemed to emanate heat. “That’s Jin. He’s our familiar, of sorts.”

“Don’t call me that, you foolish boy.” The Sun Crow, Jin, hissed. The room seemed to grow warmer for a few seconds. Aidan and Jin started to argue, at which point, a tall woman stepped forward, easily towering over most of her group.

“I apologize for their racket. My name is Lestari Wijaya, it is nice to meet you.” She bowed. Her garb was of an assassin, but her mannerisms was queen-like. The way she spoke did not fit her clothes. But the array of knives and other various tools on her hip suggested otherwise.

Next was a pale man, about as tall as Lestari. “... Valor,” he introduced himself curtly. Though he acted like he was not at all interested in whatever happened in the room, his gaze wandered, observing the members of the other party, and the room they were in.

Last was a man who hadn’t spoken at all as they walked here. He nodded at the other group. “I am Alaric Dawnbringer. Nice to meet you.” There was a halberd strapped to his back, and his clothes suggested a high ranking in the military. 

“Hmm? Just you, Alaric? I could’ve sworn Talon tagged along... well, never mind then. If he’s here, he’ll find his way eventually. But yes, it is lovely to meet you guys. I have a feeling this will be a good adventure!” Aurelia said cheerfully. 

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First Year [College AU]

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The sound of the cafe was nice, forgetting the phone was a common thing for him, Aizen turned around quickly sensing some one on his blind spot, looking and meeting her gaze, smiling. He looked down at the familiar mobile in hand, sighing and reached up for it. “Oh, I’m happy you found it, I would have went days before realizing it, thank you.” 

Aizen chuckled and took it and put it back on his phone case on his belt, pushing back his coat, lowering his smile, “You need a lift? I’ve got a cab outside.” He took a calling card out and offered the card, 0140 speed taxi services, Sousuke Aizen, he was the only man working in it, but he gets by some how. He shook his head yes. 

“Of course phone delivery and lost objects are also free of charge. But the first call is free.” He smirked, he liked competition, most people walked or bus because every one else is so cheap, he was not. The only thing nobody knew was that he was a crazy driver, or if they did, they wouldn’t remember the cabby.  He pushed his glasses up with a finger and then turned around to head off. 

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Lian Hua nodded to him as he thanked her, still smiling brightly. She was always happy to help another person. Accepting the card, with both hands, she slid it into her bag’s pocket, then took out her phone to reply the man. Unfortunately, technology was picking a bad time to malfunction, and she frowned as she tapped her phone impatiently to get it to work.

Sensing her need for help, Hong Yu sidled over with both their coffees in hand. “You all right, Lea?” He asked as he approached. Lian Hua nodded at him, signing quickly with one hand. Hong Yu nodded in understanding.

“Ah, I see.” Hong Yu turned to the man. “My sister says thanks for the offer, but we don’t need a ride right now. But we’ll be sure to call you if we do need one. Are you a student here?” This was a question of his own. He hadn’t heard of student taxi drivers, but he supposed they could exist. A man’s gotta earn a living somehow, after all.

[iobeyfandoms]

AUs

Here are some aus, divided in different themes.

College themed

I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat

My roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor

We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances

You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay

My friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me

It’s 3am, in the dead of winter, some motherfucker pulled/set off the fire alarm and I am being very vocal about how I’m gonna make that fucker pay

I swear I’m wearing this Batman costume because of a dare

Accidentally knocked on the wrong dorm room college au

Heard a scream and thought you were getting killed but it was just a spider

Somehow, we always end up sitting next to each other during the weekly gatherings to watch [Game of Thrones, SVU, Rupaul’s Drag Race, pick a show] in our dorm’s really good TV room 

I took a bunch of free condoms from health services just because i could and they all fell out of my bag at once and now you’re staring at me weirdly

Awkward first meeting themed

“This horrible umbrella won’t extend! Oh shit I just hit you in the stomach/crotch! I’m so sorry!”

“I just tripped and fell face first into your crotch, god end my life now please.”

“I drunkenly tried to fight you and knocked myself out but you were kind enough to take care of me till I woke up.”

Trapped in a bank during a robbery 

“I met you last night when you were drunkenly patting my dog in my backyard at 3 in the morning and when i asked you what the hell you were doing you slurred something about dogs being great and then you threw up on my feet and then fifteen minutes later you were passed out on my couch so that’s why you’re here right now also what the fuck is your name and why were you patting a dog in a stranger’s backyard in the middle of the night”

“Last night was a haze for both of us and somehow we woke up hungover in a bed that isn’t either of ours and also neither of us recognize this apartment we should probably get out of here before someone calls the cops on us”

“You found me hanging by my fingertips from your window and i don’t want to tell you i was trying to rob you but idk how else to explain this and i don’t want to go to jail and also you’re kind of cute we should make out when i’m not clinging onto your window ledge for my life”

‘you thought i was someone else and started making out with me at a club and you’re really hot so i just went with it and now we’re heading back to your place and idk how to break it to you’

‘we’re two thirds of the threesome we had last night and we’re walking awkwardly out of the last persons’s apartment together’

‘i’ve had a really awful day so i started kicking a car out of frustration and it turned out to be your car i’m so sorry’

“I ordered pizza but the pizzeria got my order wrong so now I’m screaming at my really cute pizza delivery boy because I’m angry and very hungry”

Nobility themed

“your country’s trying to take over/annex my country and you’re making it difficult to hate you because you’re so nice and attractive stop it”

“we’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we’ve met and your portraits really don’t do you justice”

“i’m a prince/ss and you’re a servant and we’re not supposed to hang out but we’re gonna fall in love anyways”

Opposites attract themed

a hopeless romantic and a single-but-proud meet at a store on valentine’s day. the latter is buying valentine cards ironically, the former buying them sincerely in hopes of getting a date

a scary-looking person who unintentionally makes kids cry and a daycare volunteer meet at a children-filled park

rebellious teenager who’s failing all their classes is assigned a studious tutor

really distinguished food critic and fast food chef

a hopeless romantic and a horny beast are set up on a blind date

High school themed

“We’re the only ones in detention”

“I desperately need my books but my locker is blocked and you’re the only one in the hall”

“Someone wrote I’m cute in the bathroom stall and your notes match the handwriting”

“I twisted my ankle and you’re the only one here strong enough to carry me to the nurse’s office but we’re both really awkward”

“We were both left out when everyone was picking partners and now we always choose each other when we have classes together”

“I lent you my cool pencil months ago and you still use it”

“I accidentally took your notebook thinking it was mine and you have really nice handwriting and cute doodles”

“You started sitting by me at lunch because I’m alone at my table but we never talk to each other”

“I was really hungry but had no money and you bought me lunch even though I don’t know you”

“I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it’s really nice and cute but I still don’t know who you are”

“I fell asleep on your couch after a party but you didn’t complain and made breakfast for the both of us”

sharing a textbook and leaving each other notes and answers in page corners

found their phone number in a library book

dancing partners

younger siblings are best friends

playing romantic interests in a play

“yes i understand that it’s may and this classroom is stuffy but why are you taking your shirt off and why aren’t you in trouble (not that i mind)”

“i can’t believe you dropped the frog we’re dissecting on tHE FLOOR WHAT THE FUCK”

“i’m fightin this person and they shoved me into u im sooo sorry- oh hey you’re cute- oH MY GOD UR KICKIN ASS MARRY ME!!! PLEASE!!!!”

“you asked me to prom by filling my locker with ping pong balls that say “prom?” on them but i tripped on one and smacked my head on a locker but thanks for taking me to the nurse!!! i still want to go with you!!”

Ridicously sentence themed

“I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“ 

“Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”

“I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”

“That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”

“Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle" 

“Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”

“I’m like 75% this won’t explode on us.”

“I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”

“I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.”

Height difference themed

“I’m in a bookshop and I really need that book can you get it for me??? Wait you’ve read that book? let’s have an in depth conversation about it.”

“You were trying to reach for a box of cereal and a whole shelf’s-worth of cereal boxes fell on you here let me help”

“We’re both baristas and sometimes I have trouble reaching for things and I show up to work one day to find a personalized stool with hearts and my name on it i hATE YOU but also thanks”

“You are very tall and I am very short so you run into me all the time and honestly this is getting ridiculous”

I’m in art class and I just opened a cupboard to find a tiny person (you) squished inside and you just looked at and said “shh i’m hiding”

“We’re on the bus and I’m really not trying to take up your space I’m sorry I just have rlly rlly long legs” 

“You’re afraid that you’ll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand but now you just hold my hand when there’s only, like, five people around and I’m getting vry suspicious” 

Reincarnation themed

I fell in love with you three lifetimes ago and I’ve been looking for you ever since but I’ve been starting to give up and my friend’s new crush has your eyes and oh god I’m not going to steal someone’s date just because I’m hoping you’re the person I met in a past life

We keep reincarnating as people who speak different languages and it’s kind of pissing me off because I can never initially confirm if it’s you but at least I keep learning a bunch of cool new languages each lifetime

Mythical creatures themed

“i’m a newly-turned werewolf without a pack and i can’t really control myself well on full moon nights yet and you keep finding me passed out naked on your lawn”

“i got cursed and turned into an animal and taken to the shelter and ended up getting adopted by someone who is really hot OH NO”

“i’m a history major and i keep getting into arguments with one of my classmates about things because they keep saying i’m wrong so i finally scream, ‘how would you know?!?’ and they’re like, ‘because i was THERE!’ and that’s how we all find out that there is a centuries-old vampire taking our British history class”

Funny meeting at a party themed

“i was on my balcony and you started loudly quoting romeo and juliet at me”

“spilled my drink down your shirt and then tried to drink it off you”

“we had an impromptu rap duet in the middle of the party”

“you kept asking everyone to play the cha cha slide then proceeded to pass out when the song started”

“you keep shouting “THIS IS MY JAM” at every song that comes on i have a headache the size of nebraska you’re lucky you’re cute”

“whenever you saw me you’d shout ‘WHOOOOOOOOO’ really loudly and then do finger guns at me before walking off to god knows where”

“you thought I was your friend and pulled me up on the table to dance with you now you’re shirtless and grinding on me”

“you got up to the mic and started singing and holy shit you’re really good???”

“you’re really bad at beer pong but you do this really cute dance before you throw the ball so I’m letting you stay on my team”

“our mutual friend dared the two of us to chug a whole pint of beer and I’m not going to let you beat me”

“we both grabbed for the last bottle of the good beer and i’m not saying we’re going to fight for it but we are”

Competitive themed

we’re both ‘team leaders’ at a summer camp for little people and you may be hot but goddammit my collection of twelve-year-olds are going to beat yours into the dust

I used to be the best baker in the neighbourhood but then you showed up at Mrs Appleby’s 80th birthday with a stack of brownies which almost gave me an orgasm my honour is at stake and I’m going all out for the next event

a mutual friend invited us to their laser tag party and we’re the last two alive on opposite teams and goddammit if I’m going down you’re going down with me

you’re going to be at the halloween party and you’ve won best costume for the past three years but this year I am wearing the best costume ever if you defeat me I will eat my - wait you actually look really cute when did you turn hot what the fuck um

we’re always making stupid bets like ‘bet you can’t drink this whole bottle of BBQ sauce’ but then you did and now you’re sick and I feel really bad here let me look after you

did you actually just blue shell me on our date you fucker

“We’re bad at dating” themed

I can’t tell whether this is a date because you asked to see a movie but I’m still not sure you’re queer, and I’m toeing the line because maybe you’re just trying to make friends

I decided to flip a coin about every decision in my life for a week and that’s how we ended up on a date

We’re both meant to be going on blind dates with other people but we sat down at the wrong table and got our hopes up

We had one really bad date and never spoke again and now our friends have set us up on a blind date

We’re going on a blind date - but wait a moment, aren’t you that went down on me in a back alley behind a club year ago? … what do you mean “which one”?

You’re my waiter and I’m on a really crappy date with an asshole

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Mainly reblogging so I have it saved but if someone wants me to write something in particular, who knows, maybe inspiration will strike.

[lcvelymemes]

» reaction meme

Send in a symbol for my muse to react to one of these.

💋  your muse kissing mine

❤  your muse telling mine “I love you”

👅  your muse offering mine oral

🖕    your muse giving mine the finger

💍  your muse proposing to mine

🎁  your muse giving mine a present

⭐   your muse inviting mine to see the stars

💐  your muse giving mine flowers

💰  your muse giving mine money

🚗  your muse offering mine a ride

🍴  your muse inviting mine for lunch

🍨  your muse inviting mine for ice cream

🎤  your muse inviting mine for karaoke

📷  your muse asking mine to model

🐈  your muse giving mine a pet

🐎  your muse asking mine to go horse riding together

🚿  your muse asking mine to join them in the shower

⛄  your muse asking mine to help build a snowman

❄  your muse throwing a snowball at mine

[hopesradiancearchive-blog]

Friendly reminder

-if I reblog a meme. You can interact with me -if I post an open. You can interact with me -if you follow me. You can flood my inbox just to talk. -if you want to rp. You can tag me in anything.

I’m about as vicious as a butterfly.

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Touch Meme

Send a symbol to have your Muse touch my Muse in a certain way and see how they react!

➟ Pull on their hair/clothing ➡ Smack dat ass ➢Grope them ➣ Slap their hand away ➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them ➥ Rub their back ➧ Massage their shoulders ➨ Put their hand between mine’s legs ➚Tickle them ➙ Pinch them ➛Poke them ➜ Play with mine’s hair ➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat

[burningbrightasriel-archive]

SEND ME “どきどき” IF YOU WANT TO SHIP WITH MY MUSE!

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Send me ❃ and my muse will share one secret they’ve been keeping

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GENERAL: Name: Vee

Birthday: October 28th

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual

Drink: No

Smoke: No

Tea or Coffee: Both

Believe in True Love: I’m not so sure about it :O

Afraid of The Dark?: I have a phobia of it unfortunately :(

Pick an animal: Fennec Fox

FAVORITES: Music: EDM, J-pop and K-pop 

PC Game: League of Legends... or rather, I have a love-hate relationship with that ahaha...

Actress/Actor: None that I’m particularly fond of

Food: Anything Japanese, really. And satay, soto betawi (it’s like a soup made with coconut milk and tomatoes and other goodies), and rice with roast chicken, roast pork belly and roast duck. Oh god do I miss Singapore.

Person/People: Parents owo

Type of Weather: Stormy weather owo

Colour: Blue

QUESTIONS: What is your special talent/skill as a roleplayer? I’ve always liked to think that I have a good imagination. 

What is your favorite type of roleplay genre and why? Fantasy! Mostly because it’s my favorite genre to read overall owo And I love creating new worlds, writing about magic and things like that too. 

Why did you pick your muse?: My muses were from a series of novels I wanted to write, but never really got around to. I’m still figuring out the premise, but one day... One day...

If you could write any other muse-but know you don’t have the muse for him/her- who would it be? I’m not very good at writing ‘dark’ characters. I’d like to be, though. 

What could be your warning label to other roleplayers:

I sometimes go off on really long breaks because real life is too hard for me. I also feel really bad about this, so if you can’t handle really long times without replies, then maybe it’s best not to follow me.

What is your favorite verse of your muse?:

I like my muses’ normal verses, but I love thinking up of other AUs for them.

What Crack!Ships do you have for your muse?

Tbh none right now XD Although Aurelia and Ein was pretty funny, even though Aurelia forced him into it. Poor Ein.

What is your senpai blog for someone who plays the same muse as you?

I have no senpai, but every other OC blog out there deserves praise because it takes a lot of effort and time to make them. 

One random face you wish was a fact but it isn’t:

I live away from my parents.

Taken From: @annatar-the-lord-of-gifts

Tag people: @medicineedamedic @justinsideguardians and all the lovely people who follow me owo

[agamemnoncrying]

BDSM sentence meme ✰

There are two lists under the cut. Send me “Kneel” for me to choose from the sub list, and send me “Yes, master/mistress” for me to choose from the dom list. Very NSFW! Everything is consensual.

I’ll use random.org to generate your result from 1 to 60 and reply with it. (Feel free to specify which squicks to avoid, or even if you’ll only accept prompts from one list.)

Keep reading

[wishtoconfess]

Do it.

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wishtoconfess:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

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First Year [College AU]

@asxcryx

There’s a feeling of excitement about leaving home for the first time. There are tearful hugs and goodbyes, yes, but beneath all that lay the eagerness of independence. Certainly, that is what Lian Hua felt as she watched her parents wave to her and her twin brother, the car disappearing around the corner. A tear threatened to roll down her cheek and Lian Hua rubbed it away, as Hong Yu placed a hand on her shoulder.

“This is it,” he mused. “The beginning of our adult life.” 

Lian Hua nodded, saying nothing. As per usual. Hong Yu ruffled her hair. 

“Come on. Let’s go get lunch and find our classes.”

Unlike a lot of the first years, Lian Hua and Hong Yu had opted to get a flat near the university, rather than live in the university itself. Since both of them were opposed to sharing rooms, it was a better option for them. Their flat had four rooms, and aside from them, they would be moving in with their childhood friend (who was currently absent) and another stranger. 

The walk to the university was short, thankfully, and the twins quickly located the cafe. They sat, armed with coffee and sandwiches, and chatted amongst themselves, Lian Hua’s voice so quiet it was almost a whisper. But as she spoke, her hands moved quickly into signs.

In the middle of their conversation, someone at the table beside got up and left- but Lian Hua noticed that they left their phone behind. Signaling for Hong Yu to pause, she stood up and retrieved it, running to catch up to the person. She tapped them on the shoulder, a little hard, and held out the phone to them with a shy smile. 

[guardiansofzawad]

Phim shook her head when Varian denied his ability. “It’s been made certain that both you and your sister have some form of power. Do you remember the Master Tome that you returned? There were two bookmarked pages. One was Tear’s profile, so it doesn’t take a master strategist to figure out whose the other featured.”

Eric spouted a smirk at the surprised response Varian had to Lupika’s howling. “That’s just my cousin’s snow dog, size XXXL. She’s harmless,,, unless she can smell rabbit on you. Then you want to run. But, since I highly doubt any of us are just so superstitious enough to hold onto a lucky rabbit’s foot, we should be perfectly safe. The most she’ll do is lick your face and cover it in dog drool.”

Ein nodded over to the side before facepalming himself. “I apologize for taking my leave so suddenly, but I remembered whose turn it is to feed Lu-Lu. Tha-that’s probably why she’s making so much noise.” He blushed before running out the door and down the hallway.

“I can’t believe that kid is our leader AND my roommate…” Eric mumbled, clearly perplexed.

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“Uhh, really? Tear kind of never let me read it.” Varian rubbed the back of his head. If Phim was right, then why had Tear been so secretive about this? 

But thinking about Tear, Varian remembered something. He fished through his pockets, pulling out a letter. “By the way, Tear asked me to give this to you.” He’d watched Tear pen it down before he left. It read: 

‘Dear Eric and Phim, 

My sincerest thanks to you for saving my brother. There are some things I would like to discuss with you. I’d like to invite you to our home for lunch tomorrow afternoon. If you are not free, please let my brother know when you are free. The address is at the bottom of the letter. 

Kind Regards, Tear Ballard’ What Tear wanted to talk about, Varian wasn’t quite sure. He waved at Ein as he ran off, chuckling slightly at Eric’s comment. “So, how big is XXL? I mean I don’t have any rabbit’s foot with me, but I do have some pet rabbits at home. So...” Varian cast a nervous smile at the two. “... Am I in trouble?” 

[zoeyrph]

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

[askboxmemethings]

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

“I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

“We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

“Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I’m not backing down.”

“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

“You make me so angry.”

“This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

“You’re the one that I want.”

“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

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[guardiansofzawad]

"You're so..." Faye paused. "Different. From what I was expecting." This was directed at Ein. Really, she'd been expecting a lot more from a guy who attracted Aurelia's attention.

“I may look ordinary, but never let a person’s looks fool you. I’m one of the incarnations of The Creator himself, and I have a Team with Demons, Spirits, and even a giant wolf to back me up in battle.” Ein pulled the Energy Bow out.

“And I also have this. Don’t ask about where my arrows are – I don’t need them.” He tugged the string back and the Mana flowed from his fingertip and turned into what could have been a giant, blue spear made only of Magic Energy and nothing else.

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“Actually, I meant that you’re a little younger than most guys she’s ever talked to.” Faye grinned at the man. “But that’s pretty cool. Better than what I can do.” She concentrated, whispering to the winds, and a minuscule tornado formed with in her palms. 

“So, I’m Faye Haworth. And you’re Ein, right?”