denique caelum

Your albatross let it go, let it go, Your albatross shoot it down shoot it down Simon | M | 22 Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends. (John 15:13)

[sunqshiwon]

”Alright. However.. Once you hear sorry from me, you will die.”

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

there are so many bad energies coming from this video and i feel like if i watch it, this chick is gonna come out of my computer, ring-style, and talk to me about heterophobia

[bluehawk54]

At what point, when putting together photoset that comprises of 34 uncropped frames of some scene from Bob’s Burgers that barely differ from each other in the slightest other than what’s subtitled, do you think “this is better than just posting a video of this scene”

[bluehawk54]

[archpriests-blog]

Sombra, seeing Symmetra for the first time: *Damn how did she see past my camo there isn't any technology that can beat this it must be her beautiful eyes they are so deep and what is that hazel can't tell under that visor yeah that must be it the visor did she make it does she work here does she work out because those thighs could crush a watermelon no focus on her and her tech hands techhand she has a prosthetic that is fully articulated mmm i just bet that is fun wait is this her lab I like my ladies as smart as they are beautiful-*

Satya, seeing Sombra for the first time: This is a restricted area. You are trespassing and you need to leave.

[humoristics]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude

[nocturnalvisitor-deactivated202]

drew some sweet leather jacket birds to christen the new art blog :3c enjoy!

[nega-spark]

[tevruden]

I made this and now I want it on a shirt 

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[sonypraystation]

get naked

[etica]

[emmersdrawberry]

did those kids ever escape fyre festival or do they live in the wild now like an invasive species 

[skelefolk]

ja rule hunted them down for sport, remember

[scaliepost-generator]

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[apricotshark]

the monty hall saga

please watch brooklyn nine-nine

[misskiwi]

hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

[nebula-cnidaria]

I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.

[ircgalleria]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

is this steven spielberg?

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )