Oi! Iâll get you for that, Fawley. Mark my bloody words.
I'm sure you'll try.

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Oi! Iâll get you for that, Fawley. Mark my bloody words.
I'm sure you'll try.
The usual, probably. Overdue to be getting to practice, arenât we?
Yeah, yeah.
Well I was hoping to avoid being called a degenerate and a lost cause today so that wasnât really on the agenda, no.Â
That's right. What would Peakes think if he caught wind of you ruining the team's star chaser with your mono? Hands off, Fortescue.
Four years in the spotlight have finally attuned Art Fawley to the whims of the masses. Do you deserve a biscuit, do you think?
I honestly don't see how I'm losing anything. It's not as if I haven't been in the papers for allegedly shagging some bird before. I could use something sweet to balance out all the salt coming out of you and this conversation. What's the matter, Valentine? Didn't have a good time?
Are you growing a thicker skin, Fawley?Â
No. I'm just not oblivious as to which way the wind blows when it comes to social stigma.
âŠew.
You're welcome for the paycheck, Wieland.
Noted.
Anything else youâd like to tell the Prophet, Mr. Fawley?
Scout Valentine is a lousy lay.
Is thatâŠsomething youâd like to do to them?
Occasionally.
Personally I think itâs very big of me to humor your megalomania, Fawley. Youâre welcome.
--Bloody hell, Fortescue. Peakes is right around the bloody corner. Do you really want The Talk again? I don't know about you but I'm done being on suicide watch.
Iâm slightly concerned for your teammates, but thatâs nothing new.
Why? If they end up carved up and hanging in the dungeon of my castle, wouldn't that be more news for you to write about?
Youâre worse than my nanâs bingo circle, Fawley. Canât take you anywhere.
I thought we were over the whole denial thing.
Who says I do? Come along, Fawley, I thought we were here to practice, not gossip in the locker rooms.
Whatever. Nobody's bloody gossiping.
Is he an animal in your mind? Well, in general. Nothing comes to mind.
Yes, he is. And no, I don't have difficulty apologizing for anything.
Have you attempted hurting any small animals? Thatâs another one on the list. Are you incapable of apologizing? I could go on.
Does Fortescue count as a small animal? The bloody hell do I have to apologize for?
Ah, but his abandonment of his team is this yearâs news. How many training hours did he miss, I wonder. Not much opportunity for Quidditch practice on the nude beaches of Ibiza.
Piss off, Valentine. You're not getting anything out of me. I'll owl you your knickers if I find them.
Perve.
Oi â thereâs nothing soft about me, Fawley. You just like telling me what to do, I think the powers going to your head.
So what if it is? Who's to blame for that? Since when did you start listening to what I had to say?Â
You know, they say that talking to yourself is one of the first signs of insanity.Â
Only the first? And here I thought I would've made it down to at least the second item on that list already.