none of the words in my head are in the bible
LETS FUCKING GET INTO IT SHALL WE
whore. pure sluttery. cunt asf. i love how they said "ok but let's see what all of the male characters look like as manwhore pirates. open the fucking flowy blouse." the eye of sauron is off putting but goes hard. boots the house down. speaking of boots oh my god. those would go hard with a LBD. also the fucking inner pants seam that i love is back and i know there's at least one person seething abt it and i like that
THIS ONEEEEEEEEE BRO. ASYMMETRY. asymmetrical designs are my actual kink atp and you wanna know why i have wanted this for callum specifically??
this original concept design (which now looking at side by side i wanna cry holy) which i have been in love with ever since i saw it. and this dials up the asymmetry to ELEVEN LIKE??!?? the Big Sleeve, the lay of the scarf, the (tbh book 3 aang-like) design of the jacket, pinch me oh my god. AND CAN WE FUCKING TALK ABOUT THE DESIGN ON THE OTHER SLEEVE IT'S SO COOL HELLO. also this is where the ultimate slutty boots come in (i am overjoyed about this). i would say my favorite by a mile but it's honestly a little close
now this one is damn regal. like in a perfect world this is for prince shit and no.2 is for šadventuresš the Big Sleeves(!) with the fucking COATTAILS like okay sexy count dracula lookin ass. also this one has my favorite individual element, that being the EARRING. all of my dreams are coming true. i'm slightly scared that it's dark magic colored tho
this one looks like a specific kind of fit that i cannot place and it's killing me butMOON. WHAT LOOKS LIKE A MOON STAFF THING(HUH?!?!?) AND THE PENDANT MAN THE FUCKING PENDENT I AM ASCENDING
well teaser mystery solved. i'm honestly surprised by how much i prefer the other hairs; i guess not everyone can slay with My Exact Haircut. this one is also very princely which i fw on its own but i prefer the other vibes here. that being said GREAT HEAVENS YOUR HIGHNESS.
i mean. what do you even want me to do with this. pack it up thanos holy god.
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i am over the moon(winkwink). positively ecstatic. i was getting worried here for a sec but holy mother of moonberries i want to eat him. i was wondering if i would have to end my blorboship with him and promote rayla bc i'm like i can't have that fucking MAN as my pfp, and i take it all back. (although when we see rayla yk i'm imploding.) i know i have called him gay in ever single way in this post - and will continue to do so: slutty boots, S N A T C H E D waist, masterfully tight pants - but it's all in endearment and also to say i need THIS^ man with his wife. i need to be able to officially call him a dilf. i need this whore behind a white picket fence do you understand what i'm saying
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