I really gotta stop losing these dustpans it turns into a whole fiasco. You get one with the broom you buy n that's all great you know you're sweeping you're cleaning everything goes where it's supposed to n the dustpan does its job n it's great you know until one day you go to clean up some spilled something or other got spilled made a mess whatever and the dustpan isn't there. It's not with the broom it's not on the shelf it's not where you used it last it's nowhere. So you hop yourself into your car and you buy a new dustpan right it's nearly the same as the old one except it doesn't fit on the broom because in the intervening moments between now and the purchase of the broom they changed their god damn dustpans. That's fine though you'll just put it on the shelf when you're done. You buy a new dustpan you go home you clean whatever. Two fuckin weeks later tho the old dustpan shows up again. Ah great you think, I got two dustpans now. But then the original dustpan she starts wailing about how could you do this I was your dustpan I thought there was something whatever whatever you get a real licking from the old dustpan she runs off you gotta chase her down give her an apology cuz of course no dustpan deserves to get let down like that it's just you thought she ran away and there was a mess and you just needed help whatever you tell her she doesn't forgive you of course she doesn't have to she gets in a cab and skips town whatever. You get home after that the new fucking dustpan is gone and there's still a mess on the god damn ground
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