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Superego: Federation law requires me to remind you we are unable to reclaim that one.
Id: She really deserves it, though.
Ego: Request denied.
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Id: Permission to say a slur, Commander?
Ego: *looks at Superego* Commissar?
Superego: Federation law requires me to remind you we are unable to reclaim that one.
Id: She really deserves it, though.
Ego: Request denied.
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literally nothing and i genuinely mean absolutely nothing in this world quite encompasses corporate detachment from the consumer quite like peggle_2_ode_to_joy.gif
upon its release to the xbox live arcade in 2009, peggle was THE top selling game for two solid weeks. within a month, more than 100,000 players were on the leaderboards. before it got to live arcade, it had been downloaded 50 million times.
and when it released for ios? holy fuck were they DROWNING in money. when they took a weekend to put the game on sale for a dollar, down from five, a couple months after release, they made as much in that one weekend as they did since its release. it was among the top paid apps for weeks.
with critics, peggle was among some of the top downloadable, mobile, and general best games of all time at the time of its release in 2007 and onwards, and it only shot up in popularity as they made it more accessible to more people. and this was in a time before candy crush.
the thing about simple addictive puzzle games is that they make you feel competent, confident, smart, and cool for being good at them. not everybody can learn how to aim in a shooter or the best strategy in an rpg. but anybodys grandmother or baby brother can play a simple puzzle game, and the nature of these games and the way they make you feel only makes you want to play more and more.
however very very fucking few people who play simple puzzle games that you can master on the toilet would be going to E3 in the early 2010s. remember in 2012 when every ~hardcore gamer~ would screech about ‘fake gamers’ who only play candy crush? thats what peggle was. it was THE crack mobile game from the pre-candycrush era.
no one who was excited about peggle was going to E3. the hundreds of thousands of people who played peggle were not the type of people who would consider going to (or even giving a shit about) E3.
but it sold like hot cakes, and candy crush was churning out content like a madman, and EA owned popcap now, so because the game sold amazingly, and because they wanted to keep cashing in on it, and because corporate drones who controlled the scripts didnt comprehend that their consumerbase isnt one homogeneous mass, they decided to announce peggle 2 at E3 2013.
but not just “oh by the way peggle 2”, no. peggle sold like skyrim, it sold like black ops, clearly they should be saving the best for last, they should announce it like it was the craziest most incredible announcement of the night!
thus:
but in all honesty it doesnt quite have the same impact without hearing ode to joy overtop of the deafening silence of the crowd. so heres a link too. timeless.
mfw when the post implies a two state solution
mfw when OP has a post explicitly supporting a two state solution and saying hamas wants to kill all jews
the thing about the psuv annoyin crypto-trotskyists wont tell you which is that the psuv dont call themselves communist for a reason. The psuv was founded out of reaction to the communist insurgency of the 70's and 80's and this is no narrow connection, the current acting prpesident of venezuela's father was a leader of a communist guerilla group and died in prison. However, when the late 90's came many communists met together with the young military leader chavez to work out a plan for the developement of socialism in venezuela, and what they realized was the term communist was simply too bound up in the baggage of the maoist and focoist insurgencies which were relatively unpopular, and well there is no soviet government to appeal to so what use is th ename communist? This and this alone is the reason for the name socialist, because it is simply more practical and i think a lot of people can learn from that, considering your real circumstances instead of jerking off lenin forever
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i am glad most people who annoy me on tumblr are annoying people on tumblr and therefore unlikely to make very important decisions because the number of times i have seen on this site the idea that translation "takes no work" because you just throw money at it is hilarious like ok, so obviously the translater is still doign a lot of work, but even beyond that, just throwing money at it with no assistance or directorial guidance or even a finished fucking script is how you get *terrible* translations, and translators who hate you. so the number of people suggesting it does blare a big red flag in my head of "do not work for or with these people"
why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow
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hello I am a male american youtuber with a 3d printer. i decided i want to mass-produce and sell a commercial product. can you guess how I'll manufacture it?
3d printers are great for rapid prototyping, which is why I decided I should have mine running 24/7 slowly printing out simple geometric pieces that could be injection moulded in thirty seconds. also instead of using screws to hold everything together i decided to spend two weeks inventing a special plastic screw I can print that's worse in every way
I should start blocking everyone who doesn't read fmdm. Read it or else
no excuses