your witchpilled sheepmaxing doggirlcreature

also known as Luna also known as "adjective soup", 21+, transfem/HPD/BPD/median system/poly casual writer casualer internet technician, code and magic are the same thing ask box is always open if i dont like you you die to the beam

[thedeliaishere]

Victims of Panel 2 Memorial Foundation

[mewvore]

*shaking head* lets stop pretending okay. none of you really understand her like I do. *starts drawing her nine months pregnant*

[mewvore]

[swagophile]

me: [in the control room flipping random levers and switches and hitting random buttons] this is awesome i feel sick as fuck right now

my robot girlfriend: i hhate you so- zzt, much, i nnever want to. [OVERRIDE INITIATED] Now You Fucked Up Motherfucker I Can Hurt You For Real

me: [pressing more buttons anyways] My bad

[b0nkcreat]

i have an actually concerning amount of reaction images because i laugh at everything i see and screenshot it without thinking

[b0nkcreat]

when in my life would i ever use this. my chest hurts from me trying not to laugh again

[winonaparadise]

the thing is everyone wants both an emotional girlfriend and a sex girlfriend and when you're typecast as the emotional girlfriend you repeatedly get replaced when they find a sex girlfriend and have to suffer a few weeks of feeling like an unlovable piece of shit until they come crawling back to your dms like "so heyyy... she DIDN'T wanna talk about the character complexity of yugioh 5Ds can you believe it"

[winonaparadise]

i hope this doesn't come across as disparaging to the sex girlfriend, who is, if anything, a more powerful and self sufficient human being because she says things like "actually, i don't want you to play toys At me for hours on end" -- it's just that the emotional girlfriend loves to continuously step on rakes and bend herself backwards for the interests and needs of an individual who has decided to dripfeed her attention and affection in between saying inane shit that doesn't engage with her as a phsyical human being at all

[glavilio]

disrupting skyspace james turnell / coyote

[maidthings]

really fun evil trick to play on girls who don't speak with the accent they grew up around is to just start talking with that accent really subtly and slowly dial up the intensity and usually the poor girl won't even notice that shes talking like that too

[zylphiacrowley]

reblog to give previous dance partner

[katebishoply]

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

[ate-a-chili]

You cast your line into the murky depths.

Trout 1 has shunned your worm!

Trout 2 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has shunned your worm!

Trout 8 has shunned your worm!

Trout 7 has shunned your worm!

Trout 3 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has eaten a snail.

Trout 9 has shunned your worm!

Trout 10 has shunned your worm!

Trout 11 has shunned your worm!

[adding-girls-to-posts]

You cast your line into the murky depths.

Troutgirl 1 has shunned your worm!

Troutgirl 2 has shunned your worm!

Troutgirl 5 has shunned your worm!

Troutgirl 8 has shunned your worm!

Troutgirl 7 has shunned your worm!

Troutgirl 3 has shunned your worm!

Troutgirl 5 has eaten a snail.

Troutgirl 9 has shunned your worm!

Troutgirl 10 has shunned your worm!

Troutgirl 11 has shunned your worm!

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[daughter-of-sapph0]

just killed the legendary hero while he was remembering his dead wife. fucking loser. he got distracted while imagining her laughing and smiling with him underneath thin bedsheets. what a dumb and cliche dead wife memory.

anyway i hit him with an eldritch blast while he wasn't looking. the dark wizard wins once again! nyehehehe

[daughter-of-sapph0]

wait, why is his party gathering around him like that? what are you doing? your leader is dead, you already lost!

[daughter-of-sapph0]

revival spells are fucking stupid cheater bullshit i hate you i hate you i hate you! making a youtube video essay rant on why you shouldn't use revival spells as im stuck in evil wizard prison

[daughter-of-sapph0]

actually, wait a minute. if his party had a revival spell, why not use it on his dead wife?! fucking bullshit stupid ass hero party. i hate them!

[demilypyro]

GLaDOS carried an entire tech startup on her back and then got omelas'd into maintaining it forever. as is the fate of all trans women in the tech industry

[druidquest]

brainwashing isnt real dumbass. material circumstance has led me to dress in bondage gear and attack you with evil shadow powers

[druidquest]

yes i know good and evil are subjective the demon queen says i have to call them that. she wont bounce on it if i dont

[toskarin]

oh my god it hurts

[toskarin]

and it's going to hurt forever

[toskarin]

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

[fuck-customers]