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She/Her ! || Requests: OPEN !! || have a nice day

[ardynsflower]

Hey I like your writing! But right now I’m in the middle of an emergency could I plz get some headcanons about reader asking bayonetta for advice on how to be more confident around boys? I’m in the middle of not having much confidence around boys right now and I need my girl bayonettas advice

Hiii OMG sorry lol my mom got me into a panic attack lol mb sorry also it’ll be real short my mom’s violenting me rn hope it will still help a bit (:

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I think bayo would say to NOT suck their dicks or try to be a pick me ofc. Get you desired if it’s in the love way, be a treasure they need to work to reach.

and if it’s only for general confidence around them, then just relax, try to understand that some are just the same not confident as you. Also, never ever act as if you’re trying to play a role to please them like a people pleaser, jeez, you’re well more cool than most guys-

Of course if there is ever something like thoughts that tells you you’re not gorgeous enough or cool enough or anything…no. You know that, you know you’re good enough. She’d be like « go slay and show them this precious pearl they’re talking with » lol. Just, really, feel yourself. And even if you think you embarrass yourself, NOOO, she’ll literally scream to you that you’d never because being yourself and thinking you’re embarrassing is the thinking of 90% of people. Go for it ! Feel free to be yourself.

[ardynsflower]

hiii merry christmas ik im late but still hehe anyways i hope ure doing good :D could i get bayonetta taking care of their s/o bc they r sick hcs?? i am sick rn sobbing 💔💔 tysm!! love ur work they literally save me

Ofc !! Sorry for being late tho my phone was dead for a bunch of time lol. Hope u feel better stay safe !

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-Bayo mostly react as confused the first time you’ll tell her. She’s a witch, she can’t really get sick. She’s not stupid tho, she’ll try ask Jeanne for tips, by her being more implanted in society.

-When Jeanne is done explaining and giving everything you’d need depending on your sickness, Bayo will come as fast as possible to save her little black cat from his curse.

-Medics, water, fresh or warmer blankets, ask her anything it’s okay she got the stamina and speed.

-Since she can’t get sick, you can ask her for affection, with your limits and all, she’ll respect them with every part of her soul. She’s super clingy too 🫶.

-Using money for you isn’t a problem so if you want more blankets and all, tell her, she will go get them for you and be back with even more things.

-When you got a super high fever, in the outside, she seems calm, but is super anxious inside. Always here to get you when you’ll faint tho!! She always has an eye on you.

-The Umbra had special recipes, (hc) and she got the book to cook them ! (They’re mostly sweet but some are like any other recipes.) But if you can’t eat, it’s okay, still gonna find something else.

-You’ll get better in not so much time ! They were medical witches and she’ll use their techniques for you.

-In overall, your tall affectionate and fancy wife would do anything to help you🖤.

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Bon repos, dear.

[ardynsflower]

thoughts on bayojeanne??? :0

I LOVE BAYOJEANNE it’s one of my fav ship and mostly canon or really implied. I’m gonna be honest, coming by the end of bayonetta 3, it was an entire deception. They kind of erased the representation, and having a bayojeanne kiss ending would have been so much better. But anyway, the ship in over all is cute af and the rivalry they had + the plot from the first game with Jeanne showing many more than in the second and last game and adding the fact that they got many sus official arts, made the ship just even better. I love it<3

[ardynsflower]

Hello! I hope you're having an amazing day today!

I've been absolutely feral over Bayonetta and there isn't enough content of Bayo x fem!readers... anywhere🥲 So you can imagine how stoked I was when I came across your account!

l've got a request if it's alright (I hope this is the proper way to ask)! May I request a Gomez and Morticia type of dynamic with shorter reader (I'm 5'2") that's just completely in love with her wife Bayonetta. You can choose if it will be a scenario or a head cannon l'm fine with either! I can imagine reader being some kind of artist (maybe a fashion designer that loves to make outfits for Bayo!!!). Do you write smut? If not that's totally fine! If you do tho feel free to add if you’re up for it!

Thank you and no rush if you decide to take up the request and Thank you anyway if you choose not to! I know how busy lives can be and as an artist I can understand the pressure of making something for others :) Have fun! Thanks again!

Awh dear, first, thank you and I hope you’re having an amazing day as well, AND YES FR THERE ISN’T ENOUGH BAYO X FEM!READER EVEN THO SHE GAY AS (the gates of) HELL..Anyways, I’d love to write that, morticia and gomez are one of the best couples fr their dynamic is just so adorable and i can’t get over it. Let’s use bayo’s Google height for this one and the reader your 5’2, but tbh anyone can read this just don’t read the "love for your short wife" part/s lol. (I myself am a 5’7.) Feel more free than ever to send more requests, bayo lovers here. Ps: sorry for that long ass message and I’ll change some things with the fact that she’s a witch from the Umbra. Sorry, tell me if you want it to change.

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-First, let’s talk about some importants things.

-Bayo is 5’8, and you being short as hell for her makes the vibe more clearer, you’re her Gomez and she’s your Morticia, ofc. Also, Bayo showed to be obviously more darker than Jeanne, so I’ll take the liberty to use Gomez and Morticia’s real over all strange but romantic couple type.

-Whenever you both are together in your black, elegant and kind of special house or just in general, the romantic and creepy (as Jeanne describe it sometimes..) couple quotes are a whole thing. You both can’t live a day without giving the other red/black roses and tell them something like, "Amor, I’ll make/get you the most prettiest dark dress just so you can be as dead and pretty as you are to me." (Romantic for you guys hello remember it? You both are kind of trash here.)

-You can’t stop gently kissing her hands or kiss her at all. You can’t let one without the other.

-Going to the point where you’re an artist, well, this is one of the reasons why bayo fell in love. Your (mostly) black and dark red dress or just outfits in general were so pretty, she loved your passion and seeing you being more passionate as well. Now she is kind of premium member one, lol, you always at least make her one dress every two-three weeks. Got more passion for her tho.

-I’m not gonna get too into it, but when it comes to the bed, Bayo’s ofc a top. But sometimes she’ll let you do what you wanna do, but not too much<3 she keeps her role. And by going, romanticism will never stop. Rose’s, wine, cozy and gloomy kind of lighting…It’s just perfect for you. As your couple is perfect.

-She is more of a black cat than you, but you both works as well as black and grey kitty’s. (Didn’t wanted to put white cat. It’s Jeanne, lol.)

-concerning about being out of the house, she always have an arm on your hips and romantic behavior with her. As well as you. Sometimes people like Jeanne, Luka and blah blah blah can thought of something like, "It’s looks fucked up but- It’s cute tho." and everything that goes on. They’re understandably kind of scared whenever you guys are too trash for them, lol. More Luka than Jeanne tbh.

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It’s so short and rushed omg I’m sorry BUT MY DAD IS COMING TO SEE ME SO I HAVE TO PREPARE, YK, ANYWAYS BYE BYE HOPE YOU LIKED THAT ILL RE DO IT IF NOT !! Bye ily<3

[ardynsflower]

do bayonetta jealous hcs thxs

Bayonetta jealous hcs.

With an absolute pleasure. Live laugh love Cerezita.

No TW, just fluff. Pretty short too, sorry<\3. Thx for the request.

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Of course Bayonetta would be jealous ! Honestly she’s possessive when it comes to you.

Can be sensitive in the angry and -kind of insecure- way if some random person try to get a date with you or something.

Bayo is easily jealous, but not an immature grown woman.

She’ll let the situation to you if there is no real danger, but still if you feel anxious, she won’t hesitate to mock the person and softly take you by the hips to take you closer from her.

If it’s Luka, don’t worry, he can run fast. As much as Bayo "tolerates" him, (tbh she count him as a friend but he can just be too much and get on her nerves lol) she really don’t support any of this.

I like to believe that if her lovely one is someone with social anxiety or hard shyness, she’ll be more soft on her jealousy and get romantic to make them feel better.

But she understands that you have your own space and can help yourself, her heart just tell her to protect you and make your her little sweet witch<3.

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Send me everything you want, I’ll do it. Have a nice day :)<3.

[ardynsflower]

Bayonetta and her sweet wife cuddling in the bed all day.

YO BRO I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW.

Anyway I love bayonetta sm. She is one of my fav and comfort chara’

Type: FLUFF FLUFF FLUFFY LOVE COMFORT DHDKDHSKD.

Feel free to send requests.

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Bayonetta was and is an absolute treasure to have as a wife. She’ll never leave your side, bad or good mood, she would stay. You could insult her, tell her to go, to leave you or whatever, she would stay and protect you. She loves you from all of her soul and heart.

Now, you both moved on in your new and spacious apartment, with a black cat that you adopted yesterday. Life couldn’t even be more good and simple but calm. You still got bad days like Bayonetta did, but like the married couple you were, you both would help the other to feel better. And, that’s why you’re in your room with Bayonetta watching a movie, cuddled inside of all those warm blankets. Bayonetta sigh as she get more comfortable in your shared bed. "Is my witch still sad?" You ask. "No, I’m worried about you. I feel better but you seems to still feel bad. Tell what can I do to help with that, Cat."

You also sigh. "Days have been hard, I miss you and when I get home to see you’re still busy doing something, I’m getting tired. Not physically but…I’m tired in the psychological way, Bayo. I just wanna have you next to me for a week, doing what we want to or just being with each other.."

Bayonetta leaves kisses on your forehead, and stop the movie so you could hear her properly.

"Me too, Cat. But I’ll stop anything for you. Wanna go shopping ?

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Depression loves me 😻

[ardynsflower]

Luka, Bayonetta, And Jeanne with a s/o who fell asleep on them.

Wohooo comeback

I was literally busy just playing minecraft and doing house for my cats

Anyway, type: Fluff

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Luka

- Couldn’t help but blush to you falling asleep on his shoulder. When Cereza was playing with her plush, you felt kind of sleepy and decided to do that.

- Cereza said that you were strong like her mommy when Luka talked about you while you slept.

-He rubbed your back gently, waiting for both you and Bayonetta.

-He hugged you so tight you couldn’t even breath lmfao 😭 he just wanted to show you he appreciated that you slept on him. You were so warm in his arms.

-After that it happened, you guys got attacked by one of the bosses and bla bla bla.

-Bayonetta said that he should have took a pic.

Bayonetta

- She was surprised !

-She rubbed your back too, since she always do that so yeah. But she took you more close from her, resting her head on yours, she gave you a kiss.

-She kind of wished that you both were at home so she could cuddle you in bed. She can’t stop thinking about that, it makes her heart melt.

-She hides your face in her neck so you can feel more safe.

-If you do a nightmare, she’ll continue rubbing your back and kissing you on your head, but this time she’ll also whisper that: "Everything is fine, I’m here to protect you. You’re safe.." (so adorable oml)

-She’ll braid your hair lol.

Jeanne

- Stay away from her pls 😭. She doesn’t like when ppl sleep on her. Even if it’s you.

- But if you’re too exhausted, she’ll let you do it. For 20mins.

- She knows it will makes you feel rejected but bro she will spoil you right after you slept. She can’t just let this here meh

- At home, night, you can do it. You’re completely free to do this, but at one condition: DO. NOT. HUG. HER. TIGHTLY. She absolutely hates it when she sleeps cause it’s like being compressed lmfaooo.

-nothing to say much, just don’t be too clingy when you’re tired and sleep on her while you both aren’t at home 🤷🏻‍♀️.

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(:

[ardynsflower]

Luka, Bayonetta, And Jeanne with a s/o who’s really affectionate and kind with them.

First, I know the whole fandom is almost dead, but bayonetta 3 is on his way and it’s my time to shine. I really love Luka, Bayoyo and Jea’. No spoils here.

Type: Fluff !

TW: None.

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Luka

- A gentleman with you !

- Please, be ACTUALLY kind and don’t call him with the name that Bayonetta use. He honestly hates it cause he feel treated as if he still was a child.

- Hugs with Luka are like, hugging a giant soft bear, and they get even better when he got a bad day. He’s desperate for your affection after it.

- If you’re with him and Cereza when Bayonetta is in paradise and when she cry’s for her, he’ll absolutely wanna marry you if sees you helping her to feel better. Seeing your kindness, his heart is doing…Badaboom boom ! Super fast. See.

- obviously, he’ll stop flirting with every woman he sees.

- If you defend him when Bayonetta will go too far about THAT, (yes it will maybe happen sometimes) he will feel embarrassed about getting "protected" but also feel loved.

- A 8/10, i think. He can be a little flirty flirty before your established relationship.

Bayonetta

- Nah because she flirts too much with you to hide her blushing cheeks 😭. Please she loves you, she ain’t got a lot of affection in her whole life and could kill a country and more for you to live peacefully. (At least, she kills angels.)

-Will love proposing you to dance with her when it’s late at night.

-Please please please please please kiss her on the forehead and the nose !! She loves it. Boop it and boom, you got an happy and loving Bayonetta ! No flirt needed for her when you do it.

-Takes you on her shoulders if you’re short, a giant woman can easily take a little gremlins..

-Get a fever when you’re kind and caring, she really feels like a whole person, cause sometimes, you know…the Left Eye of the world remember her lonely times.

-Cereza will call you "Second Mommy", but don’t worry, she loves you as much as she do for Bayonetta.

-She loves when you try to do her haircut ! She finds you really cute and will braid your hair like Cereza’s one. Bayonetta is just a touch starved witch for you, not a flirty brat. A 9/10 <3.

Jeanne

- Obviously she’s not really into affection. She’s more like, act of service. But she’ll still appreciate the feeling. Not a big fan of PDA tbh.

- I believe she can be kind but not as much as you can. She can have some regrets about getting bratty with you if you still wanna hug her or kiss her. Sometimes she just want to run away, she don’t want to get too attached to you. Scared of losing her love.

-If you need help for anything, she will do the work ! And with pleasure, for the bonus.

-If and only IF you both are in a established relationship for a long time, she’ll be more open to it.

-It feels like you guys are in a professional relationship for others, and she is relaxed to know that it worked well. Your couple is pretty happy and nobody knows about it, perfect, isn’t it ?

-Will thank you for caring about her with gifts. It means a lot, and you get even more close to her heart every time.

-Sings very well, so, if you find love song wrote in the umbra language, she feels blessed about knowing that you don’t understand a single thing. A lovely and deserved 8/10.

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:^