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@argentiniandylanklebold
CUĆNTAS COPAS TENĆS BOLUDO
argentinian dylan klebold. jewbold. whatever u want to call me .. el thoughtzos ..
i wanted to be part of the dk multiverseš¢ #latinostcceros
en espaƱol principalmente porque debo seguir la idea pero no tengo problemas en hablar en inglƩs y eso
la verdad q un poco quiero promocionar mi blog principal ese amigooo bueno ni idea acĆ” estĆ” mi eric: @latinoericharris
e&d at the restaurant
Larp Ericās stupid fucking bitch slut smut
Edgy teenage larp Eric was sitting in the back off class making tcece edits on tik tok while ignoring the teacher
Whore Eric with big naturals had been horny all day and had fucked everyone in the school by this point and was running out of options
Whore Eric decided he could get a score with the virgin cosplaying in a trenchcoat
He moved to the back of class and asked larp Eric if he had ever gotten his dick sucked before āheh of course I haveā he lied, this kid wreaked of virginity whore Eric thought, fresh meat
Whore Eric pretending to drop a pencil, leaned over and unzipped larp Ericās SHEIN military pants and started sucking his dick
Larp Eric decided this was totally what canon Eric would get and let it happen
Whore Eric worked vigorously wanting nothing more than larp Ericās cum in his mouth, his big naturals getting in the way
Whore Eric pulled off just in time for larp Eric to cum all over his big fat naturals with a whiney virgin moan
Whore Eric wore larp Ericās cum on his tits all day at school
@larperic you fuckin happy now bitch
āAll roads lead to Romeā my ass. All roads lead to Columbine!
No matter what you do, it'll be there.Ā
Watch anything, read a book, scroll online or listen to music, there's always a reference to Columbine somewhere.
It doesn't matter what you're into, you WILL eventually run into Columbine. You don't even have to be looking for it.
No matter how far you try to distance yourself from it, it somehow finds its way back into your life.
At this point I'm convinced that every piece of media is connected to that incident and itās UNAVOIDABLE.Ā
There is no escaping Columbine.
If you ever think you did it. I can guarantee you're wrong.
the šµšš
i take the bottom left š¤
Why does Eric always look like heās about to shit himself or brutally mog you and call you a hiplet
Is it just me but does Dylan kinda look like an older version of when he was a kid? (Photos for comparison)
Eric headcanons (NSFW)
Eric likes the dichotomy of acting like a gentleman during the day and an animal at night, he craves the suprise on your face when things get going
Eric loves hair pulling. Hard. He wants to be able to control you completely by your hair.
He loves to be sweet and buy you flowers and give you kisses on the cheek until you guys are finally alone and he can tear off your clothes with his teeth
He prefers you in red, his favorite memory being your red lipstick all over his dick and neck and mouth. He thinks about it often
He likes the idea of someone catching you guys, even if the repercussions could be horrible, blame it on his ego
His favorite position is doggy style contrasting to the fact that he is a boob guy, he likes the angle the best
He likes to try to bite your nipples because it makes you squeal
His favorite form a foreplay is play wrestling, it makes him feel big and strong and he likes the way you laugh when he pins you
He is pretty vocal and is not ashamed of any noise he makes, he likes feeling good and he likes you knowing how good he feels
If you ever want to tease him you just wear red lipstick to school and barely speak to him, only smirking and walking away from his responses until after school when he can get you alone
Eric is an eater fr fr and has eaten you out before school in the back of his car on more than one occasion. He will also eat you out to apologize if yall fought
Eric is not shameful about masturbation either, sometimes trying to time you walking in on him while he is at it. Not a porn watcher tho. He just likes to put you in situations that make your cheeks red
Speaking of red cheeks he loves to spank you, sometimes a little slap while slipping past you in the hallway, a quick stingy one when he feels you being too comfortable with another guy or full blown red hand print spankings while going at it
On nights where he hasnāt seen you in a while, or you two havenāt had time alone in weeks, he will fuck you slowly, pressing his whole body against yours and telling you he loves you during it, just to reconnect
You can bet your last dollar the next time he wonāt be so sweet or gentle. Itās only once in a blue moon for him, sometimes he will slow it down for special occasions tho like your birthday or Valentineās Day
Despite how rough he can be, he fucks you like he loves you. Cuz he does. This is only the beginning, neither of you have ventured very far into yāallās fantasiesā¦ yet :) right now both of you are just figuring out how to love eachother right.
Alright I tried to keep this one from yall to spread things out a bit but tbh I love this one too much not to share :)
Let me know your thoughts, if you want me to expand on one of the points or if you want a Dylan version :)
Wait whereās the part where he does the viggle ai dance?
My asshole is not a democracy. It is a dictatorship and I say one dick max.
Hey it LARPericš„š„š„š„
They call me VoDKa where Iām fromššššš
I love hamsters and mymyššš
LARP? Whatās thatā¦ no, I know everything about columbine!! I donāt LARP that.
Iām from tcctokš
This āneopronounā shit is woke and retarded! There are two genders! Male and female!!!
And Unicorn! šš¦
What.
no actually you are just ableist and transphobic and racist for saying that. us autistics need to EXPRESS ourselves by identifying as animals. YOU ARE SO ABLIEST AND TRANSPHOBIC!!!
ill shit out double rainbows today just for you woketardliberalericharris
Th4nk y0u ;-;
et Francais, francais est un gender
also rock, im das trevas ok
I'm genuinely committed to this Christian Eric thing that I went to church earlier for the first time in years just to understand Christian Eric better.
God bless you all š„°šāļø
CUĆNTAS COPAS TENĆS BOLUDO
argentinian dylan klebold. jewbold. whatever u want to call me .. el thoughtzos ..
i wanted to be part of the dk multiverseš¢ #latinostcceros
en espaƱol principalmente porque debo seguir la idea pero no tengo problemas en hablar en inglƩs y eso
la verdad q un poco quiero promocionar mi blog principal ese amigooo bueno ni idea acĆ” estĆ” mi eric: @latinoericharris
che te amo
yo tambiƩn parce
ļæ¼
Just Do It
INTRO
Oigan sapos triplehijueptas soy Enrique HernĆ”ndezā¦ Me and Dylan really HATE going to school in šCuritĆ, Santander because the jocks make fun of our cokeā¦ Those Ʊerosā¦ they will feel my MACHETE!!!!
My hobbies include going out with the parceros to rob poor abuelas' Motorolas in our 4 million peso motorcycles. Arepas are Colombian btw fuck all of you VENEZUELAN FUCKS!!!
