Best gun dealer in space

Names Argit, nothing else is needed to explain who I am since I don't want any attention drawn to myself. But if you are into buying some rather...shady peice of tech I'm your guy, just leave the cash close to me and up front to get the buissness. Otherwise scram  (independent RolePlaying blog for Argit of Ben 10, all fandoms are welcome...read the rules before starting an RP. This blog is multi-ship) M!A status: none

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↖Slow as fuck with replies but does it anyway.. eventually..

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agentxofmib‌:

K might have frowned upon the direct approach but his opinion wasn’t something X valued too much. It was aliens he was dealing with after all, what difference did it make pretending you’re anything but MIB.  The Agent, listening to the other with a smirk on his features, walks closer to him. Incidentally the ones that dashed away were not as big of a concern as much as the one selling the illegal weaponry. Surely, seeing how frightened they were while running away only proves they’re too much of scaredy cats to do anything serious. Besides, Jeebs would obviously be their next stop. There weren’t that many places to get Alien Weapons in New York City.  ❝Buddy, you don’t wanna get on my bad side. Just show me what’s in the case.❞ 

Argit knew that he was not going to get away from this situation, at least not with his goods in hand. The rodent in disguise chose to save himself rather than his product, techincally doing as X said....though using one foot to launch the briefcase full of stolen plasma rifle parts at the MIB agent’s face was not a good idea to attempt. Panic overtook Argit as he began to run away, firing his blaster without aiming and simply hitting bits of wall. The weapon fire was only meant to hope the agent would take cover, all while Argit began to flee on all fours like the panicked rodent that he was.

New York City was new territory, and failing on the first sale meant he had no contacts to call in this state to stash him. It was doubtful the guys he bought the parts from would be keen on seeing their costumer in a panic. So now there was just a fleeing rodent in the alleyways, easily lost in direction and leading himself into a dead end.

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" i'm not judging your eating habits, i'd just rather have one of those earth hambergers... or nachoes...."

“Do you see these teeth babe? These are some sharp bastards. My teeth can handle human food, but I need something...meaty to get nutritional value.”

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" are you really gonna eat that tiny mammal? "

“Meat is meat....are you saying I shouldn't Hex? I mean I already have plenty of crimes on my record, what is eating a small creature going to do? At best they would think I kidnapped him.”

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                           I’ve been doing this ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ…                                  𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔭𝔲𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 people to ɢᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ᴡᴀʏ.

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                                                  It’s ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ ʟᴇɢɪᴛ…                                       It’s done just for 𝚝𝚊𝚡 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚜.

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@smugglinbax

reply to [X]

“Haggling me now? Can’t even let me get an ego stroking to a grey face for free? Very well, I accept the idea of you inspecting the goods~” The arms dealer was not going to make a counter-offer this time, it would probably benefit them both in the long run anyway.

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Do you have any idea how fucking sexy you are?

@smugglinbax

“I’m pretty sexy, but I’m sure a certain Lombax could vouch for how sexy I am.”

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Argit Rate Hex's booty! how bootylicious is it!

“A rating would not be good enough, though a ten would suffice for now~”

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@smugglinbax

reply to [X]

The kiss made from the Lombax only made Argit moan softly, eyes closing as both arms wrapped around the smugglers waist. One hand slowly trailed down as the two criminals kept kissing, groping the other male’s rear. The kiss did was brief stopped by the rodent, causing a small trail of saliva to show how far the tongue session had gone.

“I always do miss these moments of our ‘business’. Care to take this somewhere private? I might want more than a kiss from you babe~” The word babe was said in a bit of a smug tone, as if Argit was implying he was the dominant one.

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(something that I found out from watching the first episode that showed Argit, he does not cook his food. The only way he cooks meat is when he shoots something with a gun. Plus I can imagine how horrifying it must be that Argit has the ability to swallow a entire mouse without chewing it)

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magjiistare:

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“ hm— sounds interesting. I like you already. “

“Same here, most humans are just extremely aggressive toward aliens. Glad to see a change in the norm.” The space rodent spoke in a manner like as if he had bad experiences with humans, it was up to debate on if such words were true or not. Though one detail was almost forgotten.

“Where are my manners? Name’s Arigit, a dealer of sorts on this world. Only reason someone like me sticks around this planet.”

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Argit the Space Rat - Gun Dealer

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" wow, you are hard to ignore at first glance. "

@magjiistare

“Seeing how I have a unique look, reputation, and has quite the hair look going for me. It would only make sense for someone to have trouble ignoring me, as well as the fact I might be one of the few aliens that don’t care about hiding my appearance from you humans.”

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hexthelombax:

“ Well, it’s about time… i was beginning to think someone finally caught ya right and proper…” 

“I’m not the sort be captured so easily Hex. Thought I’m sure you would only miss me for reasons that are somewhat sexual.”

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“I’m back.”

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badabiing:

“R U N T ?” 

With an indignant snarl, the imp wheels around, and pushes himself onto his tip-toes, and waves his fist at Argit, sharp little fangs flashing beneath his curled lip.

“Look here, ya overgrown RAT - I didn’t come here to be insulted by last week’s roadkill, so GET LOST.”

He’s right, of course - most of the faces in Undertown are grisly and misshapen, and crammed with more teeth than Impmon dared to count. By comparison, all his spitting and flailing is about as intimidating as a pissed off fiddler crab. 

“Cute, did you come up with that yourself or did you have someone who can make original insults lend it to you?”

Argit was used to names that had something to do with rat, they were the most common slur due to how he looked. If the imp wanted to try to make the rodent angry, calling him ray or roadkill was weak compared to the other names given to him.

A few creatures did turn their head toward the two, but most just kept walking as it was none of their business anyway. The snarl impmon made amused argit for just a bit longer...till he decided to let the little guy know who he is yelling at. The rodent found it best to put little runts like this one in their place real quick.

“Perhaps you should learn to watch that tone little man, pretty sure most should not talk to a town mayor like that. Just imagine how the people down here will think~”