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“I love Ren’s pink eyes. :)”
Cotton candy eyes 💕🩷💕
Chicken Back Again my Style
I left out the beginning because I found it good enough for my version to stay the same.
Content Warning: fictional S**cide attempt. If this triggers you don't read and say safe
A spaceship landed at SLURP, Glargg glared at three aliens who walked out.
"We're looking for Chuck Chicken, we need to vaporize him!" The red one demanded.
"Wasting your time! Chuck is lost in deep dark space forever and worse than that we lost an evac pod too and we all know how EXPENSIVE THOSE ARE!!!" Glargg screamed
"Well, he's not here, let's go home." The tall alien was stopped by the purple female.
"Nice try, but that excuse is old." The purple one stated.
"Don't take a step closer." Glargg tried to get in the way.
"Um…" The tall one stuttered. Glargg looked at him, something about him was familiar. He buried his face in his hands and started to cry.
"Glargg is no better than Mother!" Glargg whimpered. Chuck, who was disguised as the tall alien, frowned at this but then he noticed his new comrades sneaking away so he had to follow them.
Finley and Starley sat in the lunchroom trying to feed a cardboard cutout of Chuck. Niven and her possy came in to rain me their parade.
"Your butts are where OUR buttons wanna be!" Niven chuckled. Finley and Starley tried to think of a comeback but it was usually Chuck who was able to roast her.. "And forget about Chuck, he's gone."
"Hey!" Hugo rushed in on his stubby legs. "Chuck isn't even here to defend himself and you're mocking him?!" Everyone gasped. They had never seen Hugo be angry at anyone before.
"We just wanted to… Lighten the mood." Niven smiled nervously.
"Well you're doing the worst job ever!" Hugo barked at them. Niven, Dweezil, and Zonk then actually looked slightly ashamed, especially Niven. She turned around, leaving her boy buddies behind.
"I didn't know you had it in you." Ainta told Hugo. "No offense."
"I want to be alone…" Hugo sighed. PiPi was finished recording Hugo's outburst.
"Hugo is capable of anger, this will be great great pass on." PiPi giggled.
"Don't exploit the loss of Buck like that, he meant a lot to Hugo." Adele frowned.
"You act like you care about that, but you don't even know his name." Narci scolded her.
"Says the girl who threatens him just because he can be a little selfish!" PiPi scolded Narci. Everyone started to blow up in the cafeteria, Finley and Starley lowered their heads and walked outside. Starley burst into tears again, Finley patted her shoulder lightly. Suddenly two weird looking creatures picked up Starley and Finley and carried them into a secret room they found when they snuck to the academy.
"What are you doing with those… Creatures?" Chuck questioned.
"They look just like Chuck's siblings!" The red alien chuckled.
"And we need to find out where he is." The purple one stated.
"Wait… Let your captain handle this." Chuck got in the way, the two obeyed. "So this brother… What's he like?"
"He was selfish and annoying-" Finley was interrupted.
"I knew it…" Chuck sighed. "Ahem, I've heard terrible things about him, he's the worst and doesn't deserve anything good in life."
"No!" Starley gasped.
"You didn't let me finish…" Finley teared up. "Chuck was selfish and annoying but he still had a good heart!"
"And we would do anything if he would come back to us, so we could hold him in our arms and never let go for even a second!" Starley teared up. Chuck gasped and made his own tears.
"Then why didn't you look for him?" Chuck scolded.
"We did… We looked everywhere but… We found his abandoned pod… He wasn't in there and it was destroyed." Starley whimpered.
"I wish we could take back every bad thing we said about him!" Finley sobbed. "I'm a failure of a brother!"
"Me too!" Starley hugged her older brother tightly.
"Good job breaking them!" The red alien laughed. "Since their brother is gone and these two love him so much… They will be vaporized so their money will be taken!"
"Isn't there a way to take it without destroying them?" Chuck asked.
"Yes, but it wouldn't be as fun." The purple one scoffed.
"No! I order you to stop!" Chuck commanded.
"You can tell us what to do except for how to do our jobs!" The red one slapped Chuck's helmet revealing his red hair. "Chuck Chicken?!"
"It's true." Chuck scowled. "And I won't let you hurt my brother and sister!"
"Who should we vaporize first?" The red one questioned.
"Me! I'm the one you want!" Chuck pleaded.
"Chuck! No!" Finley and Starley screamed.
"It'll be okay." Chuck smiled. "I'll be a hero and finally get the respect I deserve."
"Chuck, please stop!" Starley begged.
"Chuck!" Finley pleaded him to turn around.
"I love you, and I'm sorry." Chuck was about to be vaporized by that machine, but then something got in the way. Hugo was vaporized into a pile of ash. "Hugo?!"
Hugo immediately turned back to normal, and indestructible. Seeing the Get Em Backs were distracted, Starley rushed over to steal their lazer guns and smash them. Finley rushed over to Chuck and motioned him, Starley, and Hugo to follow him.
"Look at them… all looking out for each other." The purple one sniffled. "We shouldn't be chasing debts… We should reunite our family by finding Croc!"
"You're so right!" The red one sniffled. "But… Can we destroy them anyway? Croc does need some apology gifts."
"Yep, and nothing says "we're sorry" like a few trophies." The purple one smirked as they pulled out new laser guns. Suddenly the two saw a large green towering figure, the principal from earlier. He picked them up by their clothes and put them inside an evac pod.
"Go as far from here as you can and never come back or else Glargg will grind you into nothing but miniscule space dust!!!" Glargg screamed. The two obeyed and drove off.
"Chuck, you almost let yourself get destroyed for us!" Starley looked more sad and worried than grateful when she touched Chuck's shoulder.
"Chuck, you could have gotten hurt." Finley scolded him lightly.
"But would it have mattered? I would be gone and nobody would ever have to see me again." Chuck sighed. "I thought my new sibs could handle me but they hated me…"
"Chuck, we're your sibs no matter what. We may not get along sometimes but we will always be a family." Starley explained while Finley nodded right away.
"And Chuck, when you left, I felt a part of me go missing as well." Hugo confessed.
"Don't ever think like that again." Starley told her younger brother.
"It's so hard though." Chuck whimpered.
"We're really sorry." Finley sniffled as he held Chuck's arm.
"We should have never tried to ditch you like that." Starley held Chuck close. Hugo nuzzled Chuck's face. The four walked out of their hiding place and Glargg smirked with satisfaction after getting rid of the Get Em Backs, but then he saw Chuck.
"Chuck… It can't be. You're back!" Glargg picked up Chuck and held him in his arms, squeezing him tightly. "Glargg was so worried you were gone forever!"
"I'm not BliBli…" Chuck sighed.
"You're just as important as her, if not more!" Glargg nuzzled Chuck's forehead.
"Glargg." Starley climbed to his head and whispered near his antennae. Glargg turned a bit pale, he looked at Chuck with panic in his eyes.
"Chuck… Glargg is so sorry." Glargg whispered. "Glargg was too hard on you."
"I deserved it though." Chuck replied.
"No." Glargg squeezed him even more tightly. "Never try that again, you mean so much to your siblings and Glargg too!"
"I… Okay…" Chuck sighed.
"You're staying with Glargg for a while, you're not to leave Glargg's side without approval." Glargg commanded, this time gently.
"Fine." Chuck sighed.
"Glargg just wants to make sure you're safe." Glargg told him. Glargg's heart sank when he noticed how surprised and confused Chuck looked. Glargg carried Chuck away and placed took him to his room. Glargg gently placed the chicken on his bed. Chuck yawned. Glargg was about to leave Chuck by himself so he could sleep in the couch, but his shirt was tugged by Chuck's hands.
"Don't go…" Chuck gave Glargg puppy eyes. "I don't want to be alone…"
Glargg sat next to Chuck and rubbed his hair. Chuck felt very relaxed as Glargg continued this until Chuck was fast asleep. Glargg forgot how relaxing and satisfying it was when he was taking care of one of his chickens. He assumed because they were much older, they didn't need him nearly as much. But he realized he was very wrong. Chuck needed him more than ever and he silently promised to protect the young one no matter what.
"Glargg?" Starley saw Glargg on his bed, cradling Chuck. Starley was with Finley, both looking very concerned about Chuck, though they were more at ease when they saw he was asleep with the protective Glargg. "We want to stay with Chuck too."
"Please?" Finley added.
"What's two more?" Glargg sighed. The two sat next to him, Starley leaning on his side. Finley was less snuggly but he fully enjoyed being next to Glargg for the first time in a long while.
The three watched the baby of the family being asleep.
"We're here for you Chuck, forever…" Starley whispered.
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CARTTERS WEEK‼️‼️
Pepper has announced the prompts, so here ya go if you haven’t seen yet :D
ren to stimpy be like:
stella the chihuahua pop star
dog
Rempy be like:
I read this on a review page:
“I LOVE Olivia in FitA, believe it or not. I always saw her as a Willy Wonka type who will not put up with unruly little shits, which is what the Dollanganger children were. Carrie was a whiny, out-of-control little demon, Cathy was as selfish, vain & ditzy as her mother, and Christopher was a rapist. Not the kind of children I’d want, but then again, their mother never taught them better. She squandered away her husband’s money on herself, not her kids - and sat in her private sitting room ignoring them when he was alive. Then she was more than happy to abandon all motherly duties once she returned home. If not for Olivia, they’d be on the streets, because Corinne wasn’t going to lift a finger. Am I the only one who wondered why Corrine never brought them fresh fruit? Why did she leave it to her mother to feed her 4 kids 3 meals a day every day? Olivia had to get up extra early to do so. And why? In all their complaining about what Olivia brought them, they never questioned that. I know Cathy requested fruit once, but I’m pretty sure Corinne ignored it. Basically Olivia gave them the attic to stretch out & run around, and provided for their every need.. Including their gifts from their mother. That wasn’t Corinne’s money. Olivia was managing everything for her sick husband. And because Malcolm was selfish & even abusive towards children in the past, Olivia was right to keep them a secret. All she asked while she took on Corinne’s job to care for them behind her husband’s back was that they obey her rules, and not have incest. But apparently that was asking too much. She even encouraged them to develop any skills they had, so as not to be as helpless as their mother. But all they did was mock & back talk Olivia, blaming her for their situation.”
I’ve never thought about it like that before! That being said, I still love the Dresden Dolls. :)
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Incorrect Quote Buttman/South Park
Butters: *being a vampire*
I'm going to suck your blood
Cartman: Suck my balls.
Butters: *without any shame*
yes i can do that too
Incorrect Quote Buttman/South Park
Cartman: *Explaining a plan like an evil little gremlin*
Butters: *looking at his chest*
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Cartman: *Explicando un plan como un pequeño gremlin malvado*
Butters: *mirando su pecho*
TETAS TETAS TETAS TETAS TETAS TETAS
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Idea for AU Rempy, little mermaid
Ok this is a very random idea but it occurred to me and I wanted to share it Do you remember the movie the little mermaid 2? Well I was listening to the soundtrack and the idea occurred to me that in the intro stimpy as ariel, Ren as prince Eric and little Ricky as Melody. As Stimpy sings the intro song while rocking baby prince Ricky. I don't know, I found it adorable to imagine Stimpy singing while rocking baby Ricky. Maybe use the sims 4 to make an image of this idea or if someone wants to draw it is completely free to do it and I would love to see it
Idea para AU Rempy Ok esto es una idea muy random pero se me ocurrio y queria compartirlo Recuerdan la pelicula de la sirenita 2? Bueno estaba escuchando el soundtrack y se me ocurrio la idea de que en el intro stimpy vestido como ariel, Ren como el principe Eric y el pequeño Ricky como Melody. Mientras Stimpy canta la cancion de el intro mientras arrulla en brazos al bebe Ricky. No se, me parecio adorable imaginarme a Stimpy cantando mientras arrulla al principe bebe Ricky. Quizas utilice los sims 4 para hacer una imagen de esta idea o si alguien desea dibujarlo es completamente libre de hacerlo y me encantaria verlo
Incorrect Quote, God's blessings
Ren: you know? Praying is like giving god a blowjob waiting for him to cum and fill you with his blessings Stimpy: I just asked if you wanted oatmeal