âMy boyfriend/ girlfriend wonât let meâŚâ yikes yikes yikes, abort that relationship
Unless its like
âMy bf/gf wonât let me eat chocolate anymore because of that time when I said that Iâd stop but I didnât and ended up almost dyingâ
âMy bf/gf wonât let me cook anymore after the spaghetti incidentâ
âMy gf wonât let me pee in the sinkâ
Itâs been months since my wife let me go âbuck wildâ at home depot.
My boyfriend wonât let me drink red bull after the time I chugged it in three seconds, laughed hysterically for 20 minutes, then slid off my chair onto the floor and fell asleep under the D&D table.
The difference is caring vs controlling.
That last comment got me rolling


















