Secretly A Mermaid

Arielle Monroe

[kiareyes]

   I haven’t seen this mansion that the party is at yet. Is it creepy and actually haunted like the invitation says that it is?

[kiareyes]

[arielleyo]

I hope it is, that would be so cool.

[camxjackson-deactivated20211229]

You know what people shouldn’t knock until they’ve tried it? Afternoon drinking. There is nothing wrong with having a drink or two….or seven. It’s like a pre-pre game.

[arielleyo]

Is everything okay?

[nessbeau-deactivated20150417]

I wanna climb the wall!

[arielleyo]

Good luck with that!

[josephinebye]

I think that it becomes apparent of your TV obsession when you start quoting stupid commercials all the time. I mean, not that I’ve found myself doing that or anythin’.

[arielleyo]

Or you start to hum the little commercial jingles.

[hyfrscout]

Did anyone else hear about the “real life Purge” thing? I’m glad I don’t live anyone near Louisville or Detroit, or wherever it is going on. It’s probably a hoax, but I heard someone released a giraffe from the zoo last night. Can you imagine minding your business and seeing a giraffe on the street?

[arielleyo]

I heard it was either a dumb teenager or a bunch of drunk people. I would be so happy to see a giraffe. Isn't there a movie where all of the animals get out of the zoo or something?

[capitolszephyr]

I haven’t gotten changed from my PJ’s since yesterday and I’ve just been sitting watching Adventure Time on repeat along with a load of rom-coms and I can genuinely feel my brain melting into my skull. I’m just a more trampy and incredibly romantic version of the man I was yesterday and I’m not sure how I feel about it. Does anyone wanna write me a poem and confess their love for me at a candle lit picnic on the beach, or shall I go and fight bad guys?

[capitolszephyr]

[arielleyo]

If you feel your brain melting maybe you should watch a documentary or something that would make you feel smart.

[fucktati]

My nose piercing really hurts for some reason… Which is weird, ‘cause it isn’t red or anything… It just really fucking hurts.

[arielleyo]

Has that every happened before?

[thataudreygirl]

It’s kind of nice not having a car. It’s fun to see around town!

[arielleyo]

You say that now, but once you get to know the town you'll probably change your mind.

[landon-aye-deactivated20150301]

I am never having daughters. Or sons. Yeah, no kids.

[arielleyo]

Why do you say that?

[liasang-kissme-deactivated20141]

Especially with that much chocolate.

[arielleyo]

Chocolate cake is the best, when it tastes like fudge.

[gusevert]

    Doogy doggy fuzzy little doggy! I don’t know who you belong to but you are adorable!

[gusevert]

[arielleyo]

Aww he is so cute.

[liasang-kissme-deactivated20141]

Someone brought a cake to the station today. I feel like the kid from Matilda when he ate the whole cake. I ate so much of it. I’m ridiculous.

[arielleyo]

How could you not? Cake is the best.

[brodianturner]

How can anyone watch the shite that is Orange Is The New Black? 

[arielleyo]

Everyone has different opinions and different tastes in shows.

[f-ckethan-blog]

Do people actually wear socks to sleep? Like, is that actually a thing? Because if it is, it shouldn’t be.

[arielleyo]

I think that's impossible. Even if you wear socks to bed you end up kicking them off anyway.

[ofgirls]

Good Burger is the stupidest movie ever, but for whatever reason, I can’t, like…not watch it.

[arielleyo]

I've never seen it, but it sounds like it should be on Food Network.

[heyalulu]

The problem though, is that that is actually so true.

[arielleyo]

Right? I'm waiting for that hit song to come out.

[oliverjsyk-blog]

I was watching this one interview of him and he changed the words to the song Cruise to “baby, you a thong, you make me wanna roll my windows down, boobs” and I bet girls still loved that. He’s kinda brilliant.

[arielleyo]

Oh my god, he's just amazing. I swear any girl would do anything for him. So you know that if you want a girl to like you, play her an Ed Sheeran song and she'll love you.