Aries The Gay

I am Aries. I am gay. Yippie.

[ariesthegayest]

Me before turning 18:

‘I’m gonna buy a castle and three cars and a pool!’

Also me before turning 18:

‘One day, just maybe, I wanna own a house’

[ariesthegayest]

I truly appreciate the unity of the Minecraft community in this revolution

[ariesthegayest]

I feel this…

[ariesthegayest]

My lactose intolerance has stopped tolerating..

[ariesthegayest]

I genuinely think

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I really appreciate the things that bring humanity together 🩷🩷

Like our hatred for Shou Tucker.

Fuck that guy.

[ariesthegayest]

I’m feeling a bit mischievous, might do something that my friends would beat me up for. 🤭

[ariesthegayest]

I have three friends.

It started with the first, then the second.. and now the third..

They are all sending me whimpering men :(

[ariesthegayest]

I am not living.

I am NOT laughing.

And I am most certainly not loving.

[ariesthegayest]

Thanks Elon.

Look what you’ve done.

I got in trouble.

You owe me Elon.

I will cannibalise your child Elon.

Fix your mistake Elon.

[ariesthegayest]

My friend keeps sending me videos of men whimpering, and femboys.

I don’t know why they think of me this way :(

[ariesthegayest]

What if I don’t want you to eat my toes :( Ever think about that?!

NO! NO YOU DIDN’T!!