willow creek

[arigray]

ari: esto es tu culpa

gabriel, sighing: yeah, i know

leo: you speak spanish?

gabriel: no, i just know the phrase “this is all your fault” in every language she speaks

[arigray]

bella: i used to think i didn’t need anybody but myself. until...

sebastian: until you fell in love with me

bella: i didn’t fall in love with you, you fucking tripped me

sebastian: watch where you’re going next time then stumpy

[arigray]

sebastian: do you or do you not still have me saved as “ari’s weird friend” in your phone

bella: your hair looks amazing today

sebastian: answer the question

[arigray]

rory: who is bella talking to in the bathroom? is anyone else in there?

ari: nah she just likes giving ted talks on capitalism while she does her skincare routine

[arigray]

bella: so, seb told me you’ve been ranking the house members on appearance

leo: calm down, twelve

bella: you can’t- wait out of what

leo: ten

bella: oh ☺️

sebastian: bella.

bella: it’s called free speech sebastian look it up

[arigray]

sebastian: i’m trying a new thing called activities

sebastian: “activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

bella: tell me more

sebastian: i’ve said too much already

[arigray]

[date at the zoo]

gabriel: so what are they in for

ari: this isn’t a prison

gabriel: so they can leave?

ari: well no but-

gabriel, pointing at a penguin: i bet that one killed somebody

[arigray]

gabriel: hey dumbass get over here

sebastian: okay

ari: COMING

ari: [runs past sebastian]

sebastian: i thought... i was dumbass...

[arigray]

angie: if i were you, i would just let it go

bella: no, i love my grudges. i tend to keep them as little pets

[arigray]

rory: evie reads everything. she read the entire iTunes user agreement before she bought rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money”

[arigray]

sebastian: i’ll cook dinner tonight

bella, shaking: is that a threat

[arigray]

waiter: i’ll go ahead and get rid of this mess for you

bella: thank you so much, his name is seb by the way

[arigray]

naomi: my policy is if you see something, say it

leo: i saw a cat stretch really big yesterday

naomi: outstanding, this is what i’m talking about people

[arigray]

rory: angie how do i get revenge on my enemies

angie: the best revenge is letting go, and living your life to the fullest :)

rory:

rory: anderson, how do i-

anderson: brick

[arigray]

sebastian at 2am: gabriel

gabriel, barely awake: what

sebastian: i kind of wanna see the year 6969 so do you wanna go into cryo for a couple thousand years with me or

gabriel: [rolls over in bed]

sebastian: gabe?? gabe. don’t act like you’ve got better plans for the next 4948 years. gabe.

[arigray]

ari: name one mean thing i’ve ever done

naomi: when we were kids you convinced me eggs weren’t real

ari: they’re not

naomi: haha very funny

ari: i’m serious. didn’t you hear?

naomi: no? what happened?

ari: literally why would you fall for this again

[arigray]

naomi: are you crying?

sebastian: it’s okay, i just had a fight with lulu-rocket-launcher

naomi: oh did she scratch you?

sebastian: no but i just feel like she’s been ignoring me