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Adelinde writes the letters to Kaeya, and Diluc always stands behind her shoulder while she's writing it, saying to add this and that, too curious to not get an answer, but too awkward to ask them himself.

Adelinde finds it adorably annoying, but she's too fond of her boys to protest. Kaeya knows it. of course he does. he never calls Diluc out on it, though.

(kinda the headcanon to this snippet)

shinobuislife

Kaeya's biggest dream is to be an uncle

K: "When are you having kids?"

D: "I'm literally aromantic and asexual."

K: "Ok and?? There's a storm outside, go find a child?? It's not that hard."

dogguila

Crepus can’t take a nap without fearing that two little monsters will make him a little beauty 💫 .

swanfaeriesart

⚔️✨️ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀᴡɴꜱᴛᴀʀ ᴇʟꜰ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴꜰʀᴏꜱᴛ ꜰᴀᴇ✨️⚔️

fantasy au ragbros (elf!diluc and fae!kaeya) for a collab on insta!!

**please do not tag as k*aeluc!**

xxyurijesusxx

number one pet peeve about the Mond characters in genshin is that barely anyone ever stops and thinks:

"Oh, Crepus's death must have affected Kaeya just like it affected Diluc!"

like...

crepus had two sons 😭🥀

questionableblogger

Kaeya visiting Crepus’s grave every year on the day it happened. He occasionally sees Diluc there and makes a point to bring a gift for him that he’ll give him later when they quietly walk to the winery.

That time of year is always rainy, but sometimes, sometimes there’s a gentle breeze and the sun peeks through while it showers. The wind ruffles their hair and sometimes feels like a hand on their shoulders.

Kaeya makes a point to stay with Diluc awhile while they’re home. Distract him enough with conversation so he doesn’t ruminate on it too much before he says;

“Happy Birthday, Diluc”

and-i-ll-be-singing

Varka, seeing the boys of Crepus destroying themselves in the name of Mondstadt, and feeling so much guilt. because he had failed them, too. just as much as he had failed his dear friend, he had failed his sons as well.

but he doesn't want to dwell on it, determined to change what he can while he's back home.

with Diluc, it's quite simple. it doesn't take much for Varka to understand who hides under the guise of Darknight Hero, so he comes with quite a simple, foolproof plan. he takes Diluc with him to spar. well, they're competing, and Diluc is still the kid who likes challenges and refuses to back up. they wipe up almost half of the hilichurls camps, Varka is just a tad ahead in body count than Diluc.

they finish late and Varka drags absolutely boneless and limp Diluc back to the Winery and hands him to Adelinde. Adelinde sends him back to the city with her apple pie and countless amount of grateful words as Diluc finally sleeps for 10 hours straight in like, a month.

Varka make sure to repeat it at least twice a week.

with Kaeya, though... it's much harder. he's taken much more from Crepus than he himself wants to admit. and not all good qualities. he's secretive and elusive, charming to a fault, avoidant. Varka feels like both ripping out his hair and aging thousand years at a time with how strong his frustration is.

he invites him to a drink. Varka is almost wasted while Kaeya still jokes and nowhere near to passing out and having at least a nap. (Diluc dilutes Kaeya's drinks out of spite).

he takes him to the missions. Kaeya finishes the missions with such ease that him and Lohen became best friends. he spends next to none energy, so of course, at nights Varka watches the kid walk in the Treasure Hoarders camps.

he sends him to a week long vacation in Nod-Krai. the kid finds the informants, saves the day, brings a ton of souvenirs, and, by the way Nefer talks, impressed her just enough to almost keep to herself; Varka is very against it, because it's his kid and he refuses—

he does almost everything he can and can't find a way to get the kid to rest. Jean once catches him, after observing the whole commotion and his very exasperated grunts and complains, and sits him down.

she says, simple, to let Kaeya wear himself out.

Varka feels as if he's delirious and seeing hallucinations. Jean repeats her words, and Varka recalls, from the days back, that Crepus was a workaholic worse than anyone he ever knew. he had to work himself to the bone as he wasn't particularly impressive in any fields. he was a good man, but a man of very few talents. painting was the one. another was being a good father.

then it clicks.

he gathers Klee, Bennet, Fischl, Durin, Diona, and basically all the kids of Mondstadt and gives them one mission — to keep Kaeya busy.

he watches from afar as Kaeya doesn't get a chance to get a sip of wine, runs around with the kids, has to sit countless picnics and eat, gets to teach them his techniques and tricks, and how a happy heap then sleeps, with no worry in the world.

yeah...

Varka smiles.

Kaeya would be a great father if given a chance.

(after a while Varka throws Diluc in the heap of kids, so now these two babysit the whole future generation of Mondstadt and are finally, finally, sleeping and eating well.)

owlwhim

IM BACK IN THE BUILDING AGAIIIINNN

lapeintremorte

☀️🌑

cenotaphghuleh

Perpetua, naked and laying in bed face down, feeling horny, but not wanting to bother moving. It's too hot, and he's spent too long getting comfortable.

Fumbling for his favourite bullet vibe and turning it to its highest setting, before sliding it between his already-slick folds. Pressing his thighs together, muffling a moan into his pillow as he slowly starts humping the mattress.

'Fuck! Ohhh- fuck, please...'

Edging himself to the point of tears, until that wicked voice in his head finally, finally, allows him relief. Finding the angle that hits everything just right, pleading with nobody as he chases release.

Wishing he had a strap or cock to fuck this orgasm out of him as he screams into soft cotton, his walls fluttering and pulsing around nothing. Finally sated, coming to the realisation that he's now drenched in sweat and has to change the sheets.

Worth it.

marmaladebird

Mary Goore 🩸

allastoredeer

Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.

Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.

+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will

Follow up post ➡️HERE ⬅️

kabukiaku

long haired ghoul boys.....🖤🤍

nastylittleghouls

Phantom: I have an appointment. Dewdrop: - filling in at the reception of the infirmary for reasons that definitely have nothing to do with Aether - Which doctor? Phantom: *frowning* No, with the regular doctor.