I am a researcher and developed this new compound go recycle plastic. After a lan accident, all the plastic I touch dissolves and I have no idea where it’s going. To make matters worse, my chest feels so itchy and tight…
Well, I have good news and I have bad news! The good news is that, as often happens, your little scientific accident has turned you into a superhero! The bad news is that I don't think they're going to be making any action figures if you and, if they do, you probably won't be able to sign them.
You can be The Recycler! Or The Plastic Pulverizer! You can work on a name later. But you're already well on your way to becoming an environmental savior! Just think of all the good you could do! With the right set-up, you could prevent so much plastic from ending up in landfills or polluting water supplies. A single touch and they'd never have to worry about microplastic contamination again. You could save the oceans, save our food supply, save the world!
For all the good that you'll do, however, it doesn't seem like you'll be hailed as a role model. From what I can tell, your new superpower simply repurposes the plastic inside your body. It'll start off by growing plastic deposits inside your chest, rounding out your breasts into spherical, plastic tits. They'll get tight and full and nearly spherical as the plastic is unlikely to form a—shall we say—"organic* shape.
The whole arrangement will be a little frustrating, I'm sure. Clean up a river, go up a few cup sizes. Keep the contents of an overturned cargo container from harming the ocean, be forced to buy an entirely new wardrobe. Balancing the good for the world and the burden placed on your growing, expanding body is a tricky thing and you'll probably struggle with it.
Your boobs won't grow forever, though! Well, they will, but at some point they'll slow down! But only because some of the plastic will be redirected from your balloon tits to your ass, making each cheek just as round and fake as your tits. It'll help you remain balanced! Or, at the very least, remain upright. A little bit might go to your lips, too, making them plump and full along with your obscene, round, fake, plastic curves.
So, yeah, you'll do great, wonderful, amazing things! But it'll be hard to advertise the good that you do when you look like something that would make a literal blow-up doll blush. Keep at it, though! The benefits to humanity will be untold and it'll all be worth it. Just, word of advice: don't go for a latex costume. Not going to end well.