arrested childhood

Now the story of two adorable kids, and the one father who had no choice but to take ridiculous photos of them. It's Arrested Childhood.

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That's easy for you to say - you already have a hat #arresteddevelopment

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I no dust buster anymore! #arrestdevelopment

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Look, I know you got a crocodile in spelling but this has gone too far. #arresteddevelopment

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It's not a race thing...

...Yeah, whoever gets there first #arrestedchildhood

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It was Sunday morning, and Michael was making cornballs, a Bluth family favorite since George Sr. unsuccessfully tried to market the device in the mid-70's #arresteddevelopment

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We just call it a sausage #arresteddevelopment

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Thanks to the family’s largesse, Buster has studied everything from Native American tribal ceremonies... to cartography: the mapping of uncharted territories.

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Gene...? #arresteddevelopment

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You've never told me how many houses there are in the British Parliament #arresteddevelopment

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Yes, I was flying. But a little too close to the sun. #arresteddevelopment

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How many times I gotta tell this kid chicken wings? #arresteddevelopment

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I lost a guy. I put him in the Aztec Tomb and he disappeared. #arresteddevelopment

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Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. I'm not gonna cry about my pa. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? You can keep them bottled up, Michael, but they will come out. Sometimes in the most unexpected... 

Hey, where the @#$% are my hard-boiled eggs? #arresteddevelopme

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Maybe you'll be inspired by the boat party tonight and start a career as a pirate. #arresteddevelopment

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And I for one will not go back to wondering whether there's going to be enough food on the table #arresteddevelopment

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I'm doing the time...of my life! #arresteddevelopment

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I think I'm going to cash out myself and, uh, maybe go down to my little place in Cabo. #arrestedevelopment