villain x villain starters
As requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
“You’re so good at being bad…”
“Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“My body count isn’t just the people I’ve killed. *wink*”
“Your face-off against [hero]…It was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.”
“Let me show you my lair.”
staying up late plotting together
“You work harder than the devil.”
“Do you want some coffee? You’ve been crafting this evil plan all night.”
“You have a beautiful mind.”
“Wow, you wrote all this? This is…genius.”
“You know, I didn’t think we’d make a good team. But…we do.”
“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you have a thing for [hero/other villain].”
“Oh, honey, you don’t want to make ME jealous.”
“It’s just–I–I captured his/her/their best friend and he/she/they STILL won’t notice me.”
“If he/she/they look at you like that again, I will literally kill his/her/their entire family.”
“Darling–your cape. Fix your cape.” / “Why do you still wear capes? They’re so…vintage.”
“Ah, tax evasion season. My favorite time of year.”
“Make sure to pick up the kids after blowing up city hall/the bank/etc.”
“Did you ever notice that most villain couples have toxic relationships?”
“What happened to your superweapon?!”
“If [hero] doesn’t kill you, then I WILL!”
“Dodging bullets/death rays/etc. is NOT the time to talk about our relationship.”
“Maybe things would work out better if you didn’t spend all that time monologuing to [hero]…”
“I can’t remember why I teamed up with you in the first place.”
“It’s not MY fault we lost again.”
“Do you ever think that maybe we’re on the wrong side?”
“Sometimes I think about quitting this life…”
snowghoul
vaporwave
origamiaround
kianamaiart
prguitarman
tangentwithtanner
