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@rpmemedumpster
How many years has it been since I was active here? Like 4 now? Anyway genuine question because I miss tumblr rp…is it as dead as it was when I left? is there a decent amount of active blogs, particularly in the indie OC scene? Do people still overall not really like writing with OCs? Discord/toyhouse/twitter RP just isn’t the same
BLOOD RELATED PROMPTS
requested by my bestie
WORDS:
“ is that your blood? ”
“ woah— hold up you’re bleeding. ”
“ your bandages— you’re bleeding through them. ”
“ shit, i think i pulled my stitches. ”
“ i’ll make them bleed for this. ”
“ a little blood never never hurt anyone. ”
“ why the fuck is there blood on the carpet? ”
“ your nose is bleeding. ”
“ you can make me bleed all you want, i’ll never scream for you. ”
“ you don’t understand, i had to do it. i had to kill them. ”
“ stop fussing— this isn’t my blood. ”
“ i did what was necessary. ”
“ why are you bleeding? what happened? ”
“ who hurt you? why is there blood all over you? ”
“ i think you’ll look quite pretty when you bleed. ”
“ who did you kill? whose blood is that? ”
“ i’m not usually a sadistic sort of person, but i will take pleasure in spilling your blood. ”
“ i don’t actually enjoy killing. it’s messy. the blood gets everywhere. it’s just necessary sometimes. ”
“ it looked kind of beautiful in a fucked up sort of way. blood on snow. the kind of thing you usually only see in stories. ”
“ i can’t get it off— i can still feel it on me! ”
“ just calm down. breathe. i’ll take care of this. ”
“ hold still— you’ve got blood on your face. ”
“ why is there blood on your knife? ”
“ oh, it’s just a little bit of blood. don’t nutsack out. ”
“ i’m going to drain every ounce of your blood. nice and slow. like you deserve. ”
“ i’ll kill anyone who ever makes you bleed again. ”
“ your/their blood is just too pretty to keep inside. ”
“ there’s something fascinating about blood. it’s captivating. ”
“ blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb. ”
“ you made me bleed on my shirt— i fucking loved this shirt! ”
“ leave me alone, it’s shark week and i got blood on my sheets. ”
“ should i be concerned about why there’s blood in the sink? ”
“ do i ask questions or do i just help you clean up all this blood? ”
ACTIONS:
[ ALONE ] for sender to show up on receiver’s doorstep covered in blood.
[ ARRIVE ] for receiver to show up on sender’s doorstep covered in blood.
[ CLEANSE ] for sender to find receiver trying to clean blood off themselves.
[ DISCOVER ] for receiver to find sender trying to clean blood off themselves.
[ AID ] for sender to help receiver clean blood off themselves.
[ ERASE ] for receiver to help sender clean blood off themselves.
[ ESCAPE ] for sender to find receiver after they’ve killed someone.
[ SEEN ] for receiver to find sender after they’ve killed someone.
[ HELP ] for sender to clean up the aftermath of receiver’s crime.
[ ACCEPT ] for receiver to clean up the aftermath of sender’s crime.
[ FOUND ] for sender to discover receiver covered in blood.
[ EXPOSE ] for receiver to discover sender covered in blood.
[ ATTACK ] for sender to stab or shoot receiver.
[ WOUNDED ] for receiver to stab or shoot sender.
[ BROKE ] for sender to punch receiver hard enough their nose bleeds.
[ INJURE ] for receiver to punch sender hard enough their nose bleeds.
[ WITNESS ] for sender to see receiver get hurt enough to bleed.
[ WATCH ] for receiver to see sender get hurt enough to bleed.
[ RETALIATE ] for sender to make receiver’s attacker bleed.
[ DEFEND ] for receiver to make sender’s attacker bleed.
[ SURVIVE ] for sender to realize receiver is bleeding after getting through a fight.
[ FABRIC ] for receiver to realize sender is bleeding after getting through a fight.
Autumn-Inspired Headcanons
Specify Meme for multis, tweak questions as necessary!
What’s your go-to seasonal drink order?
Do you prefer to play in the leaves or rake them and stay tidy?
Do you enjoy Halloween? Why or why not?
What’s your favorite Halloween candy?
Have you ever played those ghost urban legend games? Alone or with others?
How do you feel about your local autumn weather?
How does your wardrobe change in fall?
What’s the weather like when it’s fall where you are?
How do you feel about haunted house attractions?
Have/would you ever go on one of those ghost hunt tours?
Have you ever had a paranormal experience?
What signals that summer is over and fall has begun, for you personally?
Are you going to or hosting a Halloween party (or would you be open to either)?
What was your favorite Halloween costume you ever wore? What’s one you want to wear?
Which supernatural creatures do you (theoretically?) find potentially attractive?
What was back-to-school shopping like for you?
Do you celebrate any sort of thanksgiving event? If so, what’s it look like?
Anonymously tell me what you want to see happen to my muse.
@just-cedrik
Indie Roleplay blog for Cedrik from The Sign: Ghost Dimension Horror Game.
Semi-selective/18, 20+ only
Triggers/NSFW content present
DM to plot
Read rules and bio in description
Unraveled: Absurdly Comprehensive Game Lore Starters (pt.3)
“Feel free to change pronouns/phrasing
No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat’s best cuddler:
“There’s Red Bull in this mug. HIYA!”
“I can only imagine that these bodies, so perfectly molded for murder, could use those powerful muscles for a different purpose: cuddling me when I’m worried about all that murder they’re doing.”
“I’m going through my rebellious phase….Can I say that?”
“Get out of here shitty Goro.”
“They are about as safe as they are uninteresting.”
“Yes, I know my hair smells great. I’m trying to sleep.”
“It’s very hard to cuddle with someone when there’s an inferiority complex between you.”
“Sorry ______, not all of us can go into Ikea and ask for the Espevar. Some of us gotta settle for the Hasvag.”
“He’s a big-time codependent.”
“She’s probably the kind of person who, if you said she was too warm would be like, “Oh, I’ll go sleep on the floor."”
“He’s probably only as dangerous as whatever non-FDA juice you’ve put in your vape rig.”
“A major himbo with a “nice jock” energy.”
“He’s an absolute bastard, and there’s no way I want to cuddle with my sleep paralysis monster.”
“ ______ and ______ are a true codependent relationship.They say they’re looking for a third, but don’t trust them.”
“Steer clear of this knife pervert.”
“Too big, too mean,too many hooves!”
“All cops are bad at cuddling.”
“*exasperated laughing*The Red Bull’s wearing off.”
“He might be too emotionally available.”
“It’s like if you were trying to cuddle a gun that constantly needs validation.”
“You need a drink, and your water bottle is on the other side of the room. Do you get up? Ruin the cuddle? No way! Telekinesis, baby!”
“Why spend hours of time in therapy confronting your flaws…when you could just touch this dog man?”
“You had a rough day at work? Get over here!”
“How can I be more dangerous?”
How to make the perfect E3 press conference (or drinking game):
“It’s theatre, baby!”
“I’m not saying you should do that, I’m saying it’s y… it’s possible. You could do that if you wanted t… it’s not…”
“Hmm yeah wow they really paid for that, huh?”
“Weird thing to spend money on.”
“I’m one of you…but I’m also way richer than you.”
“The one true business gamer fashion:ill-fitting blazer,diesel jeans,gamer t-shirt.”
“More specifically… less specifically.I need this to be the vaguest discussion ever.”
“I need you to make claims about how you’re doing something that’s never been done before and then not tell us what you’re doing.”
“Well I guess we don’t need these anymore! *wild laughter*”
“What? Hell yeah! What!?”
“ I want to watch the Doomslayer catch a bass.”
“Isn’t that what we want, as gamers?To be disappointed?”
“Set a couple fires, it’s okay!”
We made all 73 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day:
“The most difficult challenge a young man can face:feeding himself.”
“I don’t think I’ve used the word yummy since I was six.”
“Ooh, look at Gordon Ramsay over here, making WARM MILK.”
“If I can’t be accurate, I sure as hell am gonna be extra.”
“Turn away.No one needs to see this.”
“This isn’t even cheating, it’s just doing it wrong.”
“Doing this in this kitchen feels like a sin to me.”
“This is the grayest looking meat I’ve ever seen in my life.”
“Milky!”
“Even I can’t screw up a fried egg over rice.”
“I don’t hate it. I really don’t. I just wish it was something else.”
“We just cooked a fruitcake that looks like it’d be served at McDonalds.”
“Do one thing well! That’s all you need to do.”
“Never change. Stick to what you know. Never try and improve. Don’t try to get better in life. Those are the things I learned today.”
Unraveled: Absurdly Comprehensive Game Lore Starters (pt.4)
Feel free to change pronouns/phrasing
Calculate your pet's HP with my 100% legitimate formula:
“Is life quantifiable? Every breath, every beat of a heart...Do they count as tallies etched tirelessly into the stone of our existence, until one day, that stone is returned to dust? Is there a number, an algorithm, underlying the spark of life?”
[sarcastically] “Haha.......war.”
"Animal abuse is wrong. And if you needed me to tell you that...I’m glad I told you that.”
“I'm not teaching you how to calculate human HP, because that power is too great to wield, and it could easily be used for evil by some of the most wicked forces on Earth...like health insurance companies.”
“We're also including bug, because I love bugs!”
“If you have bugs in your house and you make the conscious decision to WANT those bugs in your house, they aren't pests, they're pets...s.”
"God, we all need a distraction sometimes.”
“Your value is not defined by the size or shape of your body, it’s about what you do with the body you’re given.”
“What are you doing here? Go cast spells with your turtle.”
“Does your zucchini plant produce too many zucchinis? A.K.A. Any amount of zucchinis? It's a paladin.”
“Ask yourself, am I holding my pet rat back from their true ambitions?”
“It may seem challenging, but science shouldn’t be easy, it should be correct.”
“He lives in my apartment but he doesn’t pay rent and he eats my bagels if I leave them unattended.”
“I’ve been dealing with this small bastard’s antics for so long, I need to remind myself why he’s here by quantifying his value.”
“After explaining why I needed it, my time off request was denied. So instead, I ate some gas station sushi in order to induce illness, and I took a sick day.”
“I’m not a scientist, I’m a gamer.”
I fixed Fallout's music by creating a totally new genre:
“You're telling me that humans figured out how to make a gun that turns you into goo, and yet they haven't made any new music?”
“War never changes. But music should.”
“Ooh! This is a new dance move for me. I don't know if I like it yet.”
“What I’m saying is that if 80% of humans died today, in 100 years, we'd still have Old Town Road, but it would have a few more remixes.”
“Do you really think that if the world ended in 1997, our culture would linger over "Barbie Girl" and "Tubthumping"? That we would be complacent with the cultural detritus of euro-techno, manufactured pop, and third-wave ska?”
“Even in the apocalypse, you can’t escape the guy who will bring his guitar to your party.”
“We need art because of its fundamental importance to human expression.”
“What is the "Star Spangled Banner" if not America’s jingle?”
“If you can carry a gun, you can carry a tune.”
“Background music? NO. This is FOREGROUND MUSIC.”
“I've never skanked so hard in my life.”
Find your Kojima name with my simple 11-page form:
“This process is extremely simple. All you need is a full set of RPG dice, and an easy to fill out 11-page worksheet.”
“What's your most embarrassing childhood memory?”
“In 7th grade I was in a production of Beauty and the Beast, and at one point our Belle missed her costume change, and so I had to stand out and basically ad lib for what felt like an hour. Earlier that week, I had heard my more mature friend say a joke that I did not realize was sexual, and so I said that joke while I was on stage, and I saw a whole crowd of middle school parents all go *uncomfortable noise*”
“What is the object you'd least like to be stabbed by?”
“How many carrots do you believe you could eat in one sitting, if someone, like, forced you to eat as many carrots as possible?”
“If you had to define your personality in one word, what would it be?”
“Pedant is a very good word.”
“What is something you'd enjoy watching Mads Mikkelsen do?”
“I'd enjoy waking up one day and coming out to see Mads Mikkelsen in my kitchen just sweeping up, uh, some, some spilled cheerios. And then he, he looks up at me and he gives me that "Aren't I so clumsy?" smile.”
How to tell apart all 596 Fire Emblem characters
Unraveled: Absurdly Comprehensive Game Lore Starters (pt.2)
Feel free to change pronouns/phrasing
Understanding Kingdom Hearts (and every other story):
“You sweet summer child. You babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance.”
“YOU ASK TOO LITTLE OF ME.”
“Crossing the threshold. Or as true literary critics call it…boarding the gummi ship.”
“That’s a supreme ordeal.”
“That was pretty painless, don’t you think?”
“What do you mean nope?”
“Once you’ve got that boy under your possession, time to get real into unethical science.”
“And now that you’re jazzed and ready to go, time to fail.”
“You do have to fail once, uh, in order to succeed later as a villain.”
“Guess what? It’s time travel time.”
“You’re either gonna win, or you’re gonna lose.”
Bowser’s Military Hierarchy:
“They come to me in my dreams like a prophet receiving visions from an angry god.”
“Knowledge is its own reward.”
“God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished.”
“LOOK AT THIS GALOOMBA!”
“What better way to show your dedication than to be literally shot from a cannon?”
“You can learn more about them in the HBO series, Band of Brothers. I assume. I’ve never watched the show.”
“They’re all pretty much invincible and they will crush you without hesitation.”
“Mario is a war criminal.”
“He already feels bashful!You didn’t need to pants the man!”
“Mario has committed at least 5 war crimes.”
The Perfect PokeRap:
“Now that that’s out of your system, I do need absolute silence.”
“Today, my peers will stop laughing at me. Today, they will start seeing me as a person who is worthwhile. Not someone who, in the words of my mother, puts “a lot of research into things that have very little meaning.“”
“Thank you for your service.”
“ Look, magnificent goals are worth the challenges it takes to reach them. You want to know where I learned that tasty morsel? From the original PokéRap.”
“My favorite Pokémon was Tangela. It’s just a tumbleweed and some Jordans. What’s not to love?”
“Things are only worth doing if you do them the most.”
“He, and I quote, said that he wanted me to give up something I loved. Which is legitimately a wild thing for an 8-year-old to request.”
“He could be in jail. HE CERTAINLY DESERVES TO BE.”
“I just tried to do some JoJo poses, did it work?”
“Now this might seem a little bit harsh, but that’s because you are viewing it through nostalgia goggles, and over the next five minutes I’m gonna take those off your face and replace them with the pragmatic transitions lenses of reality.”
“The rhymes. The flow. Are bad.”
“The only difference between me and a mid-2000s suburban mother is a few more trips to Nordstroms.”
“I’ll go on the record: I am not a rapper.”
“It’s kind of like if I bought 12 IKEA cabinets and then I used the pieces to build a Gundam.”
“Technically, I’m not wrong, okay?”
“If you’re gonna put me on blast, yes, I did musical theatre in high school, but I don’t think that counts for much, I didn’t do much after that.”
“They will fight to the death for your entertainment.”
“That’s right….INTERPRETIVE DANCE.”
“Why catch them all if you can’t keep the ones that you love?”
Which Dark Souls boss is the best manager?:
“I know how much it would disappoint my friends if I changed my appearance.”
“I’m not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body.”
“Have you ever thought about the term Boss in a video game before? Those terrible enemies have the same title as the people you’ll be working for, for the rest of your life! Haha, what a silly coincidence!”
“Let’s be honest, some really well-loved bosses are very bad leaders, and some really good leaders are SKEEZY AS HELL.”
“I booked the conference room for three, I need to get in there.”
“Manipulation gets you pretty far in business.”
“He nasty.”
“All of his plans sound more like schemes, BUT! He does know the bassist for Maroon 5 and they’ve been looking for someone with like really good hand dexterity and he’s noticed that you’ve got something good so if you want-”
“Dude, not everything has to be a test. This is a Game Stop.”
“He’s the type of guy who sends you an NSFW link at work and then reports you for clicking on it.”
“They are a power couple…that isn’t sanctioned by HR. They didn’t fill out the paperwork. It makes everyone very uncomfortable. There is a LOT of PDA and it is weird.”
“Dude, you gotta wear more than a loincloth to work.”
“Y'all, we have leftover shirts from the softball game, can you just go into the bathroom and put one of those on, please?”
“GET OUT OF THE HOT TUB!”
“You KNOW that this psych major is gonna replace you as soon as he graduates Yale.”
“Under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as GAPING.”
“Do it for the Duke!”
“I fully expect my boss to put me out of my misery when I stop being useful.”
“They constantly revive the other one when they die, and that’s a good boss. Also, relationship goals.”
“The best boss is you. And all of your dead friends.”
“Hey, yo, can I gape in here?”
Unraveled: Absurdly Comprehensive Game Lore Starters (pt.1)
Solving The Zelda Timeline in 15 Minutes:
“He does this thing and then he goes sailing and then he crashes and has a dream and then dies in the ocean.”
“And then it’s another existential crisis.”
“What comes after that? That’s right it’s darkness, baby!”
“___, we have to start over.”
“Tingle is, um, the perfect evolution of humanity.”
“I’m not gonna explain how it connects just yet, because I’ll do that later.”
“This whole goddamn suit is so tight, I feel like a Christmas ham.”
“Got nothing better to do, might as well go have fun, and you know what, I respect that.”
“I swear to god if I get one “well actually…” comment.”
“TAKE FUCKING NOTES. I JUST SAVED YOUR ASS WITH MONOPOLY.”
“Don’t ask me to do this again.”
I Read All 337 Books in Skyrim So You Don’t Have To:
“ History’s so BORING. UGHHHH.”
“ I don’t give two shits about a king who lost a war 700 years ago.”
“Who doesn’t love a little erotic lizard fiction?”
“I straight up chortled. That’s what I did.”
“NO!”
“I BORE THIS BURDEN! FOR YOU!”
“DON’T READ THEM! NO!”
“ HOW DARE YOU JETTISON MY GIFT!”
Ranking all 200+ Mega Man Robots:
“I do not feel at all qualified to discuss the philosophical implications of that.”
“Humans are real squishy, really, when you think about it.”
“I’m digging myself in a hole.”
“We’ve done some shit to bees y’all.”
“No one likes a narc.”
“Why the FUCK is he a top?”
“Don’t let me suck more than I can handle.”
“Just hire a 16 year old. Like, they need the job.”
“Here’s a big rule of thumb: magicians are always evil.”
“Technically not murder. Definitely bad.”
“Humans are trash.”
I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania’s hottest monster:
“So I went out to grab some lunch, but it start to rain, so I ate a chicken sandwich drenched.”
“I am going to throw myself into the sea.”
“Why are vampires always the hot monster? Isn’t it someone else’s turn?”
“Anything unique can be sexy. Look at Benedict Cumberbatch.”
“I don’t want to know what that mouth do.”
“You should be wary of anyone who builds their personality around swords.”
“I don’t need anymore reason to be afraid of looking at myself in the mirror.”
“They say eye contact is important, but maybe not this much.”
“Jerry Seinfeld taught me that through love all things are possible.”
“I just think we need to start thinking of New Jersey in general as sexier.”
“He might kill you, but, he also might open up and be really lovely.”
“When I was a kid, my mom thought that I had a nutritional deficit because I kept wanting to eat mushrooms so much, like I ate only mushrooms for like a whole week.”
“What is more sexy than feeding someone with a lovely fried dish?”
Smash Bros. owes millions of dollars in OSHA violations:
“Am I safe to smash?”
“Look at this polar bear!He has no fuckin’ clue what’s going on!”
“Not everyone can double jump.”
“I need to know where Donkey Kong pees.”
“Put your toys away, honey!”
“I don’t care how good you are at surfing, _____.”
“ Violation.Violation.VIOLATION.VIOLATION!”
“I couldn’t give a shit about death.”
“JUST LET ME GAME, MOM!”
Scientifically calculating the game of the year:
“Anything that I say is just a drop in the ocean of discourse. No one wants to hear my opinion. WHICH IS WHY I AM NOT EXPRESSING AN OPINION.I AM STATING A FACT.”
“They called me a fool! But do I look like a fool to you?”
“Fight me.”
“Would you say you are a math expert?”
“I tell you what, this is a lot of research into things that really have very little meaning."
“And if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do my dark bidding on these spreadsheets.”
“Come on in, hope you’re not as big of an asshole as the past few of your friends!”
Every sonic game is blasphemous:
“PLEASE DON’T SHOW THAT TO ME ANYMORE.”
“What are the ramifications of a Sonic the Hedgehog game based on the bible?”
“Before you get upset with me, saying,”_, aren’t you just starting a cult?“ Look at this question answered by Cutegirlcorr: "Technically speaking, religions and cults are the same thing.”
“EITHER SONIC IS A GOD OR COULD KILL GOD AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!”
“Biblical literalism is just an early form of fandom.”
˗ˏˋ UNREQUITED SENTENCE STARTERS! ˎˊ˗
❝ I’m sorry, but I can’t lie anymore… I love you. ❞ ❝ S/he’s not good enough for you! I would be! ❞ ❝ Believe me… I know how much unrequited love hurts. ❞ ❝ It’s you! I’m in love with you! ❞ ❝ Hypothetically, what if I was in love with someone? ❞ ❝ Have you ever loved someone you can’t have? ❞ ❝ Please. Please don’t ask me this… ❞ ❝ Ever since you broke up with him/her, I just couldn’t help but hope that… ❞ ❝ It hurts, and I can’t lie to myself anymore. ❞ ❝ I’m in love with someone who doesn’t love me back. ❞ ❝ It hurts to see them together. I can’t stand it. ❞ ❝ I just wish I could have you. ❞ ❝ Do you think, in some alternate universe or other timeline, you could’ve felt the same? ❞
❝ You’re… in love with me? ❞ ❝ I thought we were friends! I trusted you! You’re not supposed to be in love with me! ❞ ❝ All this time, I thought that you… I thought you and I were just friends. ❞ ❝ Wait… Are you jealous? ❞ ❝ Are you ever going to tell me who you’re in love with? ❞ ❝ S/he had to ruin our friendship by telling me s/he loved me! ❞ ❝ It’s me, isn’t it. You’re in love with me. ❞ ❝ You thought we could be a couple? ❞ ❝ You’re not even my type! ❞ ❝ Why didn’t you just tell me sooner? ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but… I have a boy/girlfriend. ❞ ❝ S/he’s in love with me, and I don’t love her/him the same way. ❞ ❝ Maybe in another universe I could’ve loved you back. ❞
Sad/Crying sentence starters
requested by anon
Both responses to/from. Feel free to rephrase things to better fit your muse
“I’m just tired…”
“I feel doomed, all of the time, and nothing makes it any better.”
“I’m not crying, I just have some–okay I am crying but if you tell anyone I’ll make you regret it.”
“Just leave me alone.”
“…You’re kind of an ugly crier.”
“Should I come back later?”
“Are you okay? You’ve seemed really down lately.”
“I’m sad, and I’m going to keep being sad until you give me a hug.”
“What happened?”
“Just give me five minutes to get over myself.”
“Here’s a tissue. You looked like you needed it.”
“This is so stupid, I don’t know why I’m crying.”
“The best way you could possibly cheer me up is to give me some space.”
“Don’t cry over spilled milk.”
“It’s easier to be angry than to be sad.”
“It’s been so long but it doesn’t feel any better and it hasn’t gotten any easier.”
“I miss the way things used to be.”
“I think I feel too much.”
“Everything I touch dies.”
“I told myself I wasn’t going to cry about this anymore but every little thing reminds me.”
“Why do my good intentions always blow up in my face?”
“Stop crying, you are way too sensitive.”
“ I don’t even want to get better anymore.”
“I’m sorry. For everything, I’m so sorry.”
“You can’t fix me, so stop trying.”
“The fact that you’re insecure isn’t my problem.”
“Everything’s wrong with me.”
“Was it my fault?”
“Everyone deserves better.”
“ I feel so stupid and small and helpless.”
“….Yikes.”
“I think I’m becoming boring like this, bland and devoid of personality.”
“Be nicer to yourself, alright?”
“Please don’t hurt me.”
“Everything! Is! Horrible!”
“Why won’t you let me help you?!”
“Come here, let me wipe up those tears.”
“Tears are a good look for you.”
“You were supposed to care about me!”
“Whenever I look at myself I want to cry.”
“Are you okay?”
“Please don’t judge me.”
Send me an AU idea you have for my muse and I’ll give you my headcanons and/or thoughts about it
Be as basic or detailed as you’d like!
Send 👤 to be introduced to one of the mun’s original characters!
prompts for emotionally stunted idiots
because my friends muses need therapy. will they get it? absolutely not.
AVOIDING THE TERRIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN:
“ yeah i’m pissed off but i’d rather not talk about it. that’s why you’re the one i came to. ”
“ i’m not looking for a friend. i’m looking for someone just as angry as i am. ”
“ i’m not good at caring about people’s shit on purpose. ”
“ i’m not gonna ask if ‘you’re okay’ cause that’s fuckin’ annoying. you wanna get the hell out of here and do something? ”
“ i don’t wanna talk about it. you got a beer? ”
“ upset? why would i be upset? ”
“ so you wanna go find something to break? ”
“ hey you want me to kill that guy for you? ”
“ i just need to get this shit done. and i trust you to help me do that. ”
“ you’re hot. and i’m bored. ”
“ can we just have some meaningless sex we can both pretend didn’t happen tomorrow morning? ”
“ i can think of at least a dozen people that need killing. or a light beating. will that cheer you up? ”
“ i’ve a got job and i think you’d be the perfect fit. so you in? ”
“ yeah i don’t do the whole crying thing. give me something to stab and i’ll be good in a day or two. ”
“ i banged it out and now i feel great. next question. ”
“ if i think about it, i get angry. and i don’t know where that anger stops. so i’d rather not start at all. ”
VARIOUS SENTENCES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DEPTH U COWARDS:
“ if you’re gonna stay here you can’t be sober so either take the fruity beer or the shitty wine or let me be vibe in peace. ”
“ how much insect essence do you think are in every square inch of chocolate? like just how many cockroach guts have i consumed with my hershey’s? ”
“ you should’ve seen the look on their face. it’s been so long since i’ve made someone that fuckin’ angry it was great. ”
“ i have this neighbor who keeps playing driver’s license at 10 a.m. every morning and i’m starting to question if it’s a sixteen year old getting over a breakup or a 36 year old trying to reclaim their childhood. at this point the mystery is the only thing keeping me going. ”
“ do i trust you? absolutely not. next question. ”
“ if i don’t get a nap in the next hour i’ll probably murder someone. ”
“ you’re getting that look in your eyes like you’re about to ask me what’s wrong so i’m gonna save us both the awkwardness of finding an excuse to leave and just go now. ”
“ i’m here to raid your fridge cause my date went really bad and all i’ve had is lukewarm water and breadsticks. ”
“ i’m making a fake tinder profile to see how gullible guys are, wanna help? ”
“ hey i got something for you look! ” *holds up middle finger*
U MIGHT GET PUNCHED:
“ why are you really here? ”
“ i’m not leaving until you tell me what the fuck is going on. ”
“ you can’t solve every problem with your fists. ”
“ i’m not here to talk about me. what the hell is going on with you? ”
“ you think i don’t notice but i do. i can tell something’s wrong. ”
“ i can see beneath your smile. ”
“ why won’t you just tell me the truth? ”
“ what are you hiding? and don’t you dare try to lie to me. ”
“ what the hell did you do? ”
“ so are we gonna talk about it or are we gonna pretend nothing’s wrong here? ”
Unraveled: Absurdly Comprehensive Game Lore Starters (pt.1)
Solving The Zelda Timeline in 15 Minutes:
“He does this thing and then he goes sailing and then he crashes and has a dream and then dies in the ocean.”
“And then it’s another existential crisis.”
“What comes after that? That’s right it’s darkness, baby!”
“___, we have to start over.”
“Tingle is, um, the perfect evolution of humanity.”
“I’m not gonna explain how it connects just yet, because I’ll do that later.”
“This whole goddamn suit is so tight, I feel like a Christmas ham.”
“Got nothing better to do, might as well go have fun, and you know what, I respect that.”
“I swear to god if I get one “well actually…” comment.”
“TAKE FUCKING NOTES. I JUST SAVED YOUR ASS WITH MONOPOLY.”
“Don’t ask me to do this again.”
I Read All 337 Books in Skyrim So You Don’t Have To:
“ History’s so BORING. UGHHHH.”
“ I don’t give two shits about a king who lost a war 700 years ago.”
“Who doesn’t love a little erotic lizard fiction?”
“I straight up chortled. That’s what I did.”
“NO!”
“I BORE THIS BURDEN! FOR YOU!”
“DON’T READ THEM! NO!”
“ HOW DARE YOU JETTISON MY GIFT!”
Ranking all 200+ Mega Man Robots:
“I do not feel at all qualified to discuss the philosophical implications of that.”
“Humans are real squishy, really, when you think about it.”
“I’m digging myself in a hole.”
“We’ve done some shit to bees y’all.”
“No one likes a narc.”
“Why the FUCK is he a top?”
“Don’t let me suck more than I can handle.”
“Just hire a 16 year old. Like, they need the job.”
“Here’s a big rule of thumb: magicians are always evil.”
“Technically not murder. Definitely bad.”
“Humans are trash.”
I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania’s hottest monster:
“So I went out to grab some lunch, but it start to rain, so I ate a chicken sandwich drenched.”
“I am going to throw myself into the sea.”
“Why are vampires always the hot monster? Isn’t it someone else’s turn?”
“Anything unique can be sexy. Look at Benedict Cumberbatch.”
“I don’t want to know what that mouth do.”
“You should be wary of anyone who builds their personality around swords.”
“I don’t need anymore reason to be afraid of looking at myself in the mirror.”
“They say eye contact is important, but maybe not this much.”
“Jerry Seinfeld taught me that through love all things are possible.”
“I just think we need to start thinking of New Jersey in general as sexier.”
“He might kill you, but, he also might open up and be really lovely.”
“When I was a kid, my mom thought that I had a nutritional deficit because I kept wanting to eat mushrooms so much, like I ate only mushrooms for like a whole week.”
“What is more sexy than feeding someone with a lovely fried dish?”
Smash Bros. owes millions of dollars in OSHA violations:
“Am I safe to smash?”
“Look at this polar bear!He has no fuckin’ clue what’s going on!”
“Not everyone can double jump.”
“I need to know where Donkey Kong pees.”
“Put your toys away, honey!”
“I don’t care how good you are at surfing, _____.”
“ Violation.Violation.VIOLATION.VIOLATION!”
“I couldn’t give a shit about death.”
“JUST LET ME GAME, MOM!”
Scientifically calculating the game of the year:
“Anything that I say is just a drop in the ocean of discourse. No one wants to hear my opinion. WHICH IS WHY I AM NOT EXPRESSING AN OPINION.I AM STATING A FACT.”
“They called me a fool! But do I look like a fool to you?”
“Fight me.”
“Would you say you are a math expert?”
“I tell you what, this is a lot of research into things that really have very little meaning."
“And if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do my dark bidding on these spreadsheets.”
“Come on in, hope you’re not as big of an asshole as the past few of your friends!”
Every sonic game is blasphemous:
“PLEASE DON’T SHOW THAT TO ME ANYMORE.”
“What are the ramifications of a Sonic the Hedgehog game based on the bible?”
“Before you get upset with me, saying,”_, aren’t you just starting a cult?“ Look at this question answered by Cutegirlcorr: "Technically speaking, religions and cults are the same thing.”
“EITHER SONIC IS A GOD OR COULD KILL GOD AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!”
“Biblical literalism is just an early form of fandom.”
Been a while, but since I’m back I’m taking requests for memes again! Nothing from tv shows/books/video games/movies/etc. though please!
hello once again i would like to open the inbox for promos! Either link me your pomo post in my IMs to reblog, or send an ask that I will publish! They will be tagged and queued to avoid spamming the dash
