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yes... wemmegg
feed the yuri bro
Wemm: I lowk wanna crack you.
Egg: Pfft?? What? Is it bcuz my name is Egg?? Lol-
Wemm: ...
Wemm: ....yeah... right...
Egg: ???? BRO WHAT DO U MEAN??
Imma need W3mmbu to absolutely wreck 3ggchan in bed for hours and make whole entire ground of Unstble collapse Ar*chnid's kingdom LMAO squash that spider
Yuri wm3mbu as a dragon with siren! 3ggchan 😳 the eggpreg going to be crazy
haii... I've been posting on twt a lot more. My public acc user is eggy_bunny with a black and white yawning dutch rabbit for the pfp but it's temporarily private because there's a strike of boundary warriors reporting bbs and getting their accs suspended :c
Hello! Same anon who was yapping abt that maidegg bs, I just lowk forgot to add my emoticon or whatever you call ot on tumblr 💔
What do think about the idea that Wemmegg kinda like, contradict eachother when it comes to what they blabber during sex?
I once saw someone describe Wemmbu as a degrading top whos really into edging and I very much agree with them. Meanwhile, I think that Eggchan would yap a lot of praise knowing that Wemmbu has the tendency to have self-worth issues?
- ⛄️ anon
i think it depends on the situation like if they're doing it in a secluded/private place w*mmbu would often just grunt and occasionally blurt out some sentimental stuffs when things get too intense while egg would, like you said, yap a lot about both related and unrelated things (i think he's the kind of guy who would often overrationalize as a way to cope). w*mmbu being degrading makes sense too lol but i think he would often suppress the urge for fear of making egg feel uncomfortable (he doesnt) but if they somehow do it in a semi-public or straight up hiding somewhere with people around, egg would try to remain completely silent. w*mmbu, being unfamiliar with the lack of noise pollution, starts provoking egg to try and get some noise out of his throat but egg gets pissed (embarrassed), slaps the purple blob on his face and tells him to shut the fuck up
Does anyone have tips on pacing fics cause I feel like mine are horribly written
new ep summary
First contribution to wemmegg bc I am HUNGRY
(Damn the quality is shit)
Dump dump dump
I'm a sucker for isekai stuff so...Eggbu/Wemmegg yuraoi?
(in egg's pov)
Little scenario where Egg stumbles across this light novel series of a purple-haired princess' shenanigans with her ever so cold and distant lady in waiting/personal maid (guess who). Some sort of slice of life(?) story in a royal setting. Egg doesn't usually read books like these, but he really couldn't stop himself when he sees that the characters on the cover really look like a spitting image of him and Wemmbu.
Originally, the light novel was paced a bit too quickly; which received quite a bit of negative reviews from people. Egg couldn't disagree, he practically wanted to rewrite the series itself. The character dynamics were quite dry..until he finds himself in the servant's position.
She has zero idea on how to act like a servant, she hasn't actually got the training for that!! Yeah, the character might but not her. Quite the conundrum, let's hope she doesn't get executed since the princess is now stuck with her maid who's way too different. Way too lively and unlike her old maid at all.
Despite all the disrespect the princess should be feeling from the maid's slight attitude and new behaviour, she can't have her killed or locked up in a cellar!! Not when she has to pursue this oblivious maid that she liked more than she admitted.
Yeah..they just do stupid things. Miscommunication over dumb shit and they fall in love along the way. I can also imagine Wemmbu somehow getting isekaid into the LN as well, not knowing that Egg got isekaid into the same place where they're both the stars of the show here. Their only objective given is to play along until they fall for eachother and they do..!! Yayyy!! I think they'd think of eachother's irl selves when interacting together inside the novel, likely missing eachother without realising they're right in front of the person right now. Fucking idiots I hate em
I really want to write wemmegg smut..how do people write smut??
I really want to write wemmegg smut..how do people write smut??
MINUTE GO SAVE WEMMBU AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
I miss eggchan