Ask me about my torment nexus for Kayne

I am delighted everytime someone furthers my shenanigans/requests my services It/Its Header by @terra-toma If you flood my inbox, I might finally get that stain out

[arthur-lesters-left-eyebrow]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/7 Fandom: Malevolent (Podcast) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kayne & Arthur Lester, Kayne/Arthur Lester, I didn't mean to make this arkayne however this is a kayne focused fic, John Doe & Arthur Lester, John Doe & Kayne & Arthur Lester Characters: Arthur Lester, Kayne (Malevolent), John Doe (Malevolent), Lillith (Malevolent), The Manager (Malevolent), Note: Lillith and the Manager don't show up until the second chapter, Azathoth (Malevolent), Is he a character or more of a physics system? Additional Tags: unreality, author had fun messing with the formatting, Mentions of Suicide, Kayne centric so every warning that comes with that comes with that, Suicide Attempt, Self-Harm, everyone gets harmed forever, Comedy Summary:

Arthur breaks the Blackstone. Which should and would save the day, it it weren't Azathoth's flesh. Then again, if it wasn't, it wouldn't be worth breaking. Somehow, breaking the god who dreams everything's very matter is survivable. Which is incredibly unfortunate for everyone involved.

Featuring: Kayne having the worst time of his life, Arthur having a terrible time, John clinging onto his very existence, and Lillith and the Manager trapped in the Waylay.

[deceasedcardinal]

Arkayne specifically in the one-sided sense is very funny to me. Hopeless romantic god x aromatic mortal already in a committed qpr with another god

[creaturepeaches]

arthur's cutie mark is a cross and he has no idea why and resents the fuck out of it and covers it up with horse pants (evil) and it's only at the end of the world he realizes its because his special talent is being a fuckin' martyr

[creaturepeaches]

john's cutie mark is just arthur's face in profile and the fucked up thing is that it changes as arthur's appearence changes

[annabelle--cane]

subtext that the creator meant to put in there, that comes up several times at regular intervals in tonally consistent scenes and is pretty blatantly baked into the text? that's fine, that's normal, that's what I expect. subtext where the creator WASN'T doing it on purpose but it still just about coheres to make sense? that drives me insane. it makes me feel like a one-legged sailor setting off from nantucket on a guided mission to get this whale.

[arthur-lesters-left-eyebrow]

Do you want Lillith to show up in Threshold

Yes

No

It would be bad for narrative reasons, however Lillith (!!)

Remaining time: 4 hours 39 minutes

[mag154]

I love it when people draw baby Lillith and she's some ugly freak grey baby owl it makes me laugh so much like Awwww awwww hello little Lillith and why are you so silly even 🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽

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she baby

[arthur-lesters-left-eyebrow]

🤝 she baby

[melonnotmy]

One moment from Intermezzo

[clownfish-casino]

tearing my hair out a little trying to figure out all the malev cast's heights auuugh.

Arthur is ~6ft to me (John mentioned that the creature they fought in the caverns in the Dreamlands was 18ft tall and about twice his height), and I knoww I want my human John to be shorter than him (5ft 5 John maybe.... would anyone kill me for this) and ☝️ I think Bella should get to be taller than Arthur but the question is HOW much taller.... and does she wear heels ...

also for the life of me cannot decide how tall Kayne should be. maybe it changes I don't.knoww

How tall is kayne

taller than arthur

shorter than Arthur

it changes depending on what's funniest situationally

the exact same height as Arthur

three apples tall

he's bald (true)/vanilla extract/results

Voting ended onAug 15

I do think lilliths height changes situationally but that's obvious bc she's a shapeshifter so,,

Parker ☝️ is also shorter than Arthur to me and I think Molly should get to be taller than him (important to Me I think more sisters should get to be taller than their brothers) and I think she should get to be a little annoying about okay

Oscar,,,, I don't know i don't know how tall he should be,,, tempted to just make him my height and call it a day we'll see

[groundivy]

malevolent is the unnecessary sounds podcast. the sounds that could be taken wildly out of context podcast. arthur lester why do you moan when you sit down and stand up and walk and stretch and eat food and wash your face and

[indigayghost]

Put Arthur Lester for eons in the dark world without the lighter and I'm pretty sure he would find a way to make a bone citadel without kayne's help

[arthur-lesters-left-eyebrow]

Kayne drops in to get Arthur to do some fucked up things and Arthur's way ahead of him. Already crossed those off his list and onto the next thing.

[indigayghost]

Put Arthur Lester for eons in the dark world without the lighter and I'm pretty sure he would find a way to make a bone citadel without kayne's help

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

you are simply favorite character biased while i have facts and citations on my side. and also a favorite character bias

[koiagain]

I Hate that blood actually looks cool aesthetically it makes me feel like My Name is razor 12 years old & I Watch gore all day

[koiagain]

I Hate that blood actually looks cool aesthetically it makes me feel like My Name is razor 12 years old & I Watch gore all day

[koiagain]

I Hate that blood actually looks cool aesthetically it makes me feel like My Name is razor 12 years old & I Watch gore all day

[annabelle--cane]

I know this would be a massive overhaul of, like, the entire site, so it's pretty unfeasible, but it really would be nice if ao3 had an easy way to filter for, for lack of a better term, secret third thing relationships. obviously this would have a lot of utility for aspec characters in weird relationships where the honest answer to "are they dating and/or having sex?" is "we shrimply don't know," or for characters who are straight up explicitly in qprs, but I think fandom as a whole often enjoys digging into blurred, indefinable, and dramatically over-intense relationships. examples: characters who don't want to kiss or sleep together but are in a committed bond and functionally act as spouses, friends with benefits who are decidedly not romantic with each other, and characters who are romantically and sexually involved but mostly as a side effect of the Weird Intense Thing they already had going on.

it wouldn't be a defined Third Type of relationship filter, it would be a grab bag for anything outside of "romantic and sexual" and "nonromantic and nonsexual," but as it stands I think it's mostly the "&" tag being used as the grab bag for "???" relationships currently. what if I want to write about that classic "two queer woman characters have been best friends since elementary school and functioned as an inseparable unit until young adulthood and have had moments of attraction towards each other since high school that they've never acted upon but they absolutely never would have had this kind of bond with straight female friends" experience? is that a / or an & ?

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Kayne and The Manager eating Arthur's intestines Lady and the Tramp style send post