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friendly reminder that
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Hey fun fact, if you write fuck in the tags your post wont show up in any tag, so uuuuuh heads up
Also fun fact, adding “porn” in your reblog tags (e.g. “history porn” or “fashion porn”) means that those posts won’t show up when you search your own blog.
Wank too. It’s why I changed all my fandom #wank posts to fandom #dramaz posts
….well this is a psa that needs to go around
I tagged one of my drawings as “well mark me down as both scared and horny” and it vanished from the other tags until I removed that so… “horny” too, apparently
One of my comics wasn’t showing up in tumblr tags until I removed all my tags with the crass language in it. (”shitposting” and “bitch” were the 2 I suspected) Then it conveniently started appearing publicly in the tags.
Oh my god this site really did become catholic
The following tags are (also) no longer searchable:
erotic orgasm bdsm sexual* vagina breasts foreskin suicide semen ejaculation foreplay masturbation
*Note: this includes combined search terms such as “sexual health”, “sexual help”, “sexual orientation”, etc.
Tags that are still searchable:
white pride white power whites only aryan volkisch n*gger ch*nk and probably every racial slur you can think of, I was too nauseated to look anymore
@staff @yahoo @support this is not good, this is going to loose you money
Hey @staff @support @yahoo if you want to be a nazi blogging platform now, maybe just be up front about it?
f you @staff
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
John Mulaney’s doctor said he had never seen his particular hip injury in someone who “just stands there and talks.”
It’s like he escaped from an animated movie
I desperately need someone who does animation to make some bits of John Mulaney doing his Thing.
Also have you noticed the traditional skills that men are supposed to have are mostly all things that only come up for specific situations, like changing a tire when the tire goes out, fixing the house when it needs to be fixed, fixing the car when it won’t work, and the traditional skills expected of women are things that have to be done everyday and always, like doing the dishes, cooking, and taking care of children.
Men’s work is a solution to a problem and when it’s done it’s done. Women’s work is a never-ending tide of tasks that must be accomplished every day.
I was gonna say “It’s different in agriculture” but then the massive amount of Sarah Taber I’ve been listening to lately all landed on my head at once because oh wow, the gendered division of labour in farm households is fuuuuuuucked uuuuuup.
Please elaborate. I’m genuinely curious.
Okay so!
Men’s work on farms is generally genuinely gruelling and thankless. No question. Yeah, it’s a lot more seasonal and rhythmic than women’s work, but it’s totally not easy.
A lot of farms basically divide gendered work as inside work/outside work. There’s work you do in/around the house (women’s work), and then in the outbuildings and fields (men’s work).
And like, I know this is sexist and that men’s work is given way more prestige, but also, as a disabled woman who grew up on a farm, it made a lot of intuitive sense to me. The closest explanation I can find for my gender literally is “farm wife”. It’s not just an aesthetic, it’s a philosophy and a social role.
However.
In the 1980s the “Farm Crisis” started, and set the new status quo for agriculture. Basically, farming stopped being as profitable as it used to be; it became incredibly hard for independent farmers or family farms to stay in business. You couldn’t just harvest a reasonable crop, sell it, and turn a profit; you either had to farm an incredibly fuckoff huge amount of land, hire incredibly cheap exploited labour, or find new and different ways to add value to your product.
A lot of the new ways to generate profit–for example, turning raw produce into homemade jellies and pies; marketing directly to restaurants; transitioning to organic, sustainable, or non-GMO produce; leaving the farm and getting a stable non-agriculture related job–have primarily fallen to the woman’s role. Business plans, marketing, accounting, and networking are indoor jobs, so a lot of the boring or repetitive parts of them got handed off to women.
But what Dr Taber talks about on her podcast is that she’s a crop scientist; she travels to tons of different farms and does quality control inspections. And when she goes to farms, she sits down with the “management team” (a farmer and his wife, usually) and goes over their business model.
And what she sees, over and over, are farms where the male farmer considers himself “the farmer”, because he drives the tractor and does the Very Important Manly Essential Parts of Farming, and his wife is “helping”, as in, she does all the frivolous extra bits that aren’t too physically strenuous. Except… the wife is essentially running the business. She’s the one who does the books, the marketing, the administration, the record-keeping, makes sure they meet the organic certification requirements, and is the one actually able to answer all the questions necessary for an inspection or audit.
And no one is allowed to acknowledge that the wife is in charge. Because even though, in today’s political climate, the man who drives the tractor is much easier to replace with hired help than the woman running the business, he is The Farmer and must be respected as such. (Dr. Taber recounts the elaborate pantomime that happens during her inspections, where she asks a question, the male farmer muses about it, his wife prompts him, “It’s on page 2, isn’t it, honey?” and the male farmer then answers, “Yeah, page 2.”)
This IS changing–there are more and more farms where men are stepping into “women’s work”, and women are stepping up and claiming the status and authority they’ve traditionally been denied. But there’s also a toxic culture in farming that really, truly believes that only men who drive tractors are Farmers, and therefore no outside opinions–no little wifey with her cute little farmer’s market stall, no crop scientist, nobody–need matter.
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earlier this month it was 120 degrees in Australia , but yeah lets continue to mock those trying to save us in the 12 years we have left to slow climate change’s effects.
What is the worst thing that could happen if we listen to scientists and change our ways, and then it turns out they were lying?
Slowly dying in a mad max hell world to own the libs I guess.
this is literally why scientists stopped calling it “global warming” and started calling it “climate change”
because these dense motherfuckers couldn’t get it through their heads that an increase in the average global temperature is, has, and will lead to an increase in extreme weather events including goddamn polar vortexes.
“Fner ner ner, look at all the snow outside, what of your global warming now?? CHECK AND MATE SCIENTISTS so much for your fancy degrees and decades of research” of fucking course you’re still gonna get a winter you goddamn dingdongs! The Earth still has a fucking axial tilt – there is always going to be a portion of the year that is colder because that’s when you’re further away from the sun!
(unless you live between the tropic of cancer and the tropic of capricorn, in which case you’re at more or less the same distance from the sun all year, but presumably then you aren’t pointing to snowfall as proof positive that scientists are spearheading a conspiracy to…i don’t even fucking know. reduce emissions? meanspiritedly destroy the fossil fuel industry, which is gentle and blameless and certainly has never been linked to enormous environmental disasters or long-term health concerns or…?)
Conservatives will be the fucking death of us
Also the reason for these extremely cold temperatures happening and doing so more often is directly a result of literal global warming. Due to rising temperatures (thanks to climate change caused by humans which is real and happening right now and fuck anyone who says otherwise), the Arctic sea ice has been melting more and more without replenishing itself during winter. To make matters worse, the more ice that melts, the more ocean is exposed, which absorbs (rather that reflecting like ice does) the sun’s energy, further heating up.
This rise in polar temperatures is the reason the polar vortex is currently above the US and making Day After Tomorrow a reality
For those who don’t know, a polar vortex is an area of low pressure that likes to chill around the poles (both north and south but the north is more relevant here). These areas of cold, dense air are usually kept in check by jet streams: long, narrow, fast flowing air currents caused by two masses of air that are different in density/pressure/temperature etc. meeting.
The polar jet streams in particular are caused by the meeting of cold, dense low pressure polar air and warm high pressure air from the tropics. It’s usually pretty strong, especially during winter, as the temperature gradient between the poles and the tropics is rather large. The bigger the difference, the stronger the wind, and the less likely that polar air escapes southwards.
However, due to the warming around the north pole thanks to the melting sea ice and warming oceans, this gradient is decreasing.
This results in a weaker polar jet stream, which allows the vortex to meander all over the place, such as down south into the US, bringing the cold dense air with it.
Please go forth and use this information to make sure the idiots using this cold snap as piss poor evidence that climate change isn’t real know that they’re wrong and they should feel bad. Also maybe tie them down and make them watch this video (which is where I got these gifs from) which is a good (but terrifying) explanation of how extreme weather events are becoming and will become more common as a result of anthropogenic climate change.
And yet somehow these idiots don’t think parts of the USA literally being colder than the uninhabitable Antarctic is a crisis.
I’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. With everything and everyone. We will see.
I shipped both Doccubus AND Valkubus but I’m only bitter about Valkubus. Because that was some bullshit. They did Tamsin so dirty in general but the way they played with her emotions and heart with Bo was just unnecessary especially that late in the game.
hey btw if ur transphobic don’t interact with my blog. we support trans people here
Good idea.