I remember me at 18, Naked in your parents basement, Young and c

Josh, 18, Uni student, Adelaide. Just trying to be as happy and chill as i can :)

[thebootydiaries]

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick

Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville

Me: haha

[erevshelshoshanim]

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

[erevshelshoshanim]

Thin people can reblog this btw

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

they wont tho lmao

[dreamameme]

[sugarless-gum]

[miratti-deactivated20201206]

animal……… man………… the same……..

[miratti-deactivated20201206]

this was when i was crouched on the kitchen floor eating brown sugar straight out of the bag

[lyricsinthenight]

in bloom // neck deep

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

[torileighhall]

[nowhites]

cheating is not “bound to happen” i’ve been alive almost 24 years and not once have i ever thought “hey i wonder what it’d be like to go outside of my relationship and destroy a persons self esteem and ability to trust”

never bitch

cheating is an active choice. its not second nature. and if it is second nature to you, then you need to do some real soul searching and figure out what the fuck went wrong in your life

[straightwhiteboystexting]

femaleb0ner

I didn’t even know how to respond to that

[thrashturbate]

[wecameascumshots]

I wish I was easier to love

[looseleavesss]

[wise-emperor]

[X]

[witchgrindergeneral]

They’re casting a spell

[the-oh-god-of-hangovers]

-not breaking eyecontact

-chanting

= they’re cursing some poor fool on the street

[wrenchswango]

im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him

on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

What did Wallace ever do to hurt you this badly he’s just tryna make the world a better place with his inventions and you come for him like this

[phillip-bankss]

[lovefortv]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Whenever Disney “re-imagines” an animated classic as a live action film, they use so much CGI that they’re essentially making an animated film.

[flawedmangoes]

[paleotoons]

Is no one going to mention that the “live-action” Lion King won’t have any human characters in it so it’s literally just going to be a CGI remake of the movie?

[memewhore]