asexual-fandom-queen

Ainslee. 30s. She/Her. Queer. Check me out on AO3!

[asexual-fandom-queen]

It's finally here! In celebration of 2026 marking 10 years for me on AO3, I've put together a bingo board of common themes in my writing to provide some inspiration that will hopefully help me get to 100 fics total by the end of that tenth year!

I'm sharing this bingo board here for any of my writer friends (or anyone else) who want to play along! There's no formal prize, but whether you aim to fill a single prompt, or a line, or clear the whole board, I think it'll be a lot of fun to be in this together!

If you have questions about any of the prompts, definitely reach out and ask, but I feel like they explain themselves well, and are also pretty open to interpretation. The only one I'll really explain is "solve a ship war with polyamory" because I'm not talking about an Ody3 or Jamie/Keeley/Roy situation. I'm talking sides of the fandom that would decimate each other. I want you to fear for your life. Derek/Stiles/Lydia. Eleven/Mike/Will. Poke the bear. I believe in you.

Good luck, and hopefully you'll have as much fun with this in 2026 as I will!

[blizzardofjj]

[bobdylanyaoi]

[onethousandfrogs]

Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

[asexual-fandom-queen]

currently in inventing new yoga poses level of pain and all i did was skip breakfast i wish i had a digestive system that didn’t hate me 

[asexual-fandom-queen]

child’s pose works wonders for bloating pain fyi

[asexual-fandom-queen]

currently in inventing new yoga poses level of pain and all i did was skip breakfast i wish i had a digestive system that didn’t hate me 

[tropiyas]

[milowing]

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

[captainclickycat]

Yeah I don't know where some people got this idea that fanfic is always like, auditioning to replace canon or being posited as "better" than canon, as opposed to people just borrowing the characters to play with in the sandpit for a while before putting them back in their box

[rylandsgrace]

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) dir. Matthew Vaughn

[slashgod]

There is no slut shaming in this house, only slut encouragement

[ahhhnorealnamesallowed]

Me, to myself, about fictional characters: they should make a sex tape

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[all-vampires-are-gay]

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

[dcmonblood]

it's kinda not that shocking but it's still baffling and weird to watch a tv show and think to myself 'oh my god i love this character, she must be loved by people who watch it too' only to go online and i see people hate this character simply because she's a woman with complicated feelings in an impossible situation...

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened"; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.