Smacking the booty that is my duty (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

USED TO BE:  bulbasaurclifford + caramalums + whitecliffmas

[neonkontra]

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Selfie of the century

[f-reska]

Oh my god

[ilixr]

A MUST HAVE ON MY BLOG

[nxoir]

I already reblogged this like 3 times but I have to again

[gumbubbles-blog]

[dorfs]

[shacklesburst]

you, a doctor: *handing me my new born baby* I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it

me, an intellectual: *handing baby back to him* bring me the one my wife made

[alienmeg-blog]

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

[thetrippytrip]

[gimmethebeachboys]

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[thebootydiaries]

the things i do for u guys

[hhhanohana]

A GREAT POET ONCE SAID

Fuck off Courtney

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[officialcrow]

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

[ill-matic]

[youngsalmahayek-deactivated2015]

I’m uglyish but I pull it off

[riverrdxle]

This is still my favourite tweet he’s ever done, esp because he made sure we could all see it was a selfie and it’s the best thing ever.

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

matty b been 11 for the last 5 years

[fakeblack]

Anyway wasnt the dad from chicken little kinda a dilf??? 👀👀

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