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As a dragon princess, I was able to achieve the ultimate act of kidnapping myself from the chains of manhood and satisfying my draconic and princessly natures simultaneously. This connected me with the vast wisdom of all dragons and princesses, giving me the Mystic Eyes of Girl Perception

"And that's why you think I'm a girl?" That's why I *know* you're a girl, now take your estrogen sweetie

pretty-pink-kiwi-pup

puppygirls, whats ur favorite puppy noise to make?

woof!

arf!

bark!

ruff!

Not a puppy/owner shaved me/etc.

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

#I like making all of those except bark :3 #my girlfriend made me go wruff the other day... :3

mouse-doubleo100

hey, dont cry modern doctor who fans, 159 classic who episodes, 517 books, 1952 audio stories, 1267 comics ok?

#that's true yup

hornetdlc

the thing with transphobia directed at nonbinary people is that like. it is ultimately rooted in misogyny. people will see nonbinary as "woman lite" or "embarrassing man who needs to be shamed back into masculinity" and any interaction where they make fun of nonbinary people is basically tinted by that. insults leveraged at nonbinary people are often about how incompetent they are, not knowing their place, being too sensitive/tender, being delusional about the way the world works. which are misogynistic points. but anyway.

hinoneko

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

werewolf-transgenderism

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

byjove

I know this is kind of a hot take but I think creating a religious ethnostate is bad

ispyspookymansion

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

ndnbutch

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

fragile-things-archive

did you sleep well tonight? (I love you) we should do this one day (I love you) did you eat? (I love you) I brought you this because it's your favorite (I love you) have you taken your vitamins? (I love you) I made this for you (I love you) did you get home safe? (I love you) I made you some tea (I love you) how's the project that you're working on? (I love you) don't forget your umbrella (I love you) take my scarf (I love you) I'll wait with you (I love you) I'll wait for you (I love you) (I love you) (I love you)

darkmoonhyena

me, walking out of a hooters: -grumbles with disappointment-

my wife: well what did you think hooters was

me, looking sadly at the owl fact book i brought: doesn’t matter

sunray-angel

nice try taking a panty shot idiot. it isn't wearing panties

#blinks really hard and checks the photo...

gazeldhazel

twilight princess but wolf link has big fluffy balls hanging behind her as she runs in wolf form and she's got a sheath too..

randomguy42691

with the native pc port out a skilled modeler could probably make this a reality

gazeldhazel

wait shit this is true.. this could be the next big thing..

wolverineheight

hey controversial opinion but clean water should be fucking free and people should never be allowed to make money off of it because its fucking needed to live